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Offline Beren

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #1425 on: Sunday 18 November 2018, 01:31:54 pm »
I like the Amazon Prime Vikings ad.

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« Reply #1426 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 03:02:00 am »


Saw this during the NFL yesterday.  Strange choice of music.

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« Reply #1428 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 04:24:42 am »


Saw this during the NFL yesterday.  Strange choice of music.

:lol: Sweet boy. You think anyone knows how your anthem sounds.

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« Reply #1429 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 04:26:09 am »
:lol:  Desperate to cling onto your colonial past.  It's like how Canada still put the Queen on their money.

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« Reply #1430 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 04:28:19 am »
:lol: In keeping with the "Let's just have the same conversations over and over again" motif. Y'all would have so many more World Cups if Rule Britannia was your anthem. It would come home like a motherfucker if y'all Fratelli d'Italia'd that before kickoff.

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« Reply #1431 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 04:28:35 am »


Saw this during the NFL yesterday.  Strange choice of music.

:lol: Sweet boy. You think anyone knows how your anthem sounds.

Don't pretend you don't love our royal family. It's only because your country's fawning over them that we can't hang them.

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« Reply #1432 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 04:30:10 am »
:lol:  Desperate to cling onto your colonial past.  It's like how Canada still put the Queen on their money.

:lol: It was apparently pretty nice back then. There were slaves and women couldn't vote. White dude could grab a pussy and kill me all before sitting at a diversity free lunch counter and enjoying a lovely plate of succulent, unseasoned food.

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« Reply #1433 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 04:54:21 am »
:lol: In keeping with the "Let's just have the same conversations over and over again" motif. Y'all would have so many more World Cups if Rule Britannia was your anthem. It would come home like a motherfucker if y'all Fratelli d'Italia'd that before kickoff.

Rule Britannia would've been a f***ing powerful anthem. Not like that weak ass s*** they currently have.

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« Reply #1434 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 05:27:29 pm »


Not sure how it's meant to be funny

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #1435 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 05:29:24 pm »
Hate those c***s
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« Reply #1436 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 05:32:55 pm »


Not sure how it's meant to be funny

Not sure IF it's meant to be funny. It's probably meant to be charming.

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« Reply #1437 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 05:39:50 pm »


Not sure how it's meant to be funny

Not sure IF it's meant to be funny. It's probably meant to be charming.

I think that's it. Ridiculous how many people think so, though. My dad was one of those 'simples' bellends and I used to have a senior at work who I trusted not one jot because she had a collection on her desk of the free toys you'd get for getting your insurance through the pricks.

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« Reply #1438 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 05:51:31 pm »
The very first time they came out I thought it was quite cute and clever. But when people start up with their s**** impersonations you know things are about to go bad.

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« Reply #1439 on: Tuesday 4 December 2018, 10:49:50 pm »
:lol:  Desperate to cling onto your colonial past.  It's like how Canada still put the Queen on their money.

:lol: It was apparently pretty nice back then. There were slaves and women couldn't vote. White dude could grab a pussy and kill me all before sitting at a diversity free lunch counter and enjoying a lovely plate of succulent, unseasoned food.

:lol: :lol:

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« Reply #1440 on: Wednesday 5 December 2018, 12:41:47 am »
:lol:  Desperate to cling onto your colonial past.  It's like how Canada still put the Queen on their money.

:lol: It was apparently pretty nice back then. There were slaves and women couldn't vote. White dude could grab a pussy and kill me all before sitting at a diversity free lunch counter and enjoying a lovely plate of succulent, unseasoned food.

:lol: You seem to be taking a bit of a turn back that direction atm.
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« Reply #1441 on: Wednesday 5 December 2018, 01:53:42 am »
:lol:  Desperate to cling onto your colonial past.  It's like how Canada still put the Queen on their money.

:lol: It was apparently pretty nice back then. There were slaves and women couldn't vote. White dude could grab a pussy and kill me all before sitting at a diversity free lunch counter and enjoying a lovely plate of succulent, unseasoned food.

:lol: You seem to be taking a bit of a turn back that direction atm.

:lol: A bit of a turn. We're doing a screeching 180 back into that s***.

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« Reply #1442 on: Wednesday 5 December 2018, 04:36:31 am »
:lol:  Desperate to cling onto your colonial past.  It's like how Canada still put the Queen on their money.

:lol: It was apparently pretty nice back then. There were slaves and women couldn't vote. White dude could grab a pussy and kill me all before sitting at a diversity free lunch counter and enjoying a lovely plate of succulent, unseasoned food.

:lol: You seem to be taking a bit of a turn back that direction atm.

:lol: A bit of a turn. We're doing a screeching 180 back into that s***.

DUDE! Our food is still really well seasoned.

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« Reply #1443 on: Wednesday 5 December 2018, 07:09:33 am »
:lol:  Desperate to cling onto your colonial past.  It's like how Canada still put the Queen on their money.

:lol: It was apparently pretty nice back then. There were slaves and women couldn't vote. White dude could grab a pussy and kill me all before sitting at a diversity free lunch counter and enjoying a lovely plate of succulent, unseasoned food.

:lol: You seem to be taking a bit of a turn back that direction atm.

:lol: A bit of a turn. We're doing a screeching 180 back into that s***.

DUDE! Our food is still really well seasoned.

Your food is barely f***ing food.

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« Reply #1444 on: Thursday 13 December 2018, 12:38:11 pm »
This is a radio advert but f***ing hell it drives me nuts. It's that Brummie Bruiser Alison Hammond, hollering "All the gifts, in budgiiiit, by 4pm" in her s*** angry brummie accent.  Makes me want to crash the car everytime i hear it, preferably into her f***ing annoying face.

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« Reply #1445 on: Thursday 13 December 2018, 07:09:49 pm »
Why would anyone listen to a radio station that has adverts on? You deserve to crash.
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« Reply #1446 on: Thursday 13 December 2018, 07:13:11 pm »
Demon Ice ones on Talksport do my tits in.

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« Reply #1447 on: Thursday 13 December 2018, 07:23:29 pm »
Those Martin Freeman Vodafone ones
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« Reply #1448 on: Yesterday at 08:59:19 pm »
Jenny Eclair banging on about slapping loads of cream on a dry vagina. Not into that like. Nearly spewed me ring.

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« Reply #1449 on: Yesterday at 10:16:42 pm »
Jenny Eclair banging on about slapping loads of cream on a dry vagina. Not into that like. Nearly spewed me ring.

I think she has a cream for ring sting as well.