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Offline GeordieMessiah

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Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 07:47:12 pm »
Halifax's latest is spectacularly annoying.

:hmm:

Any others that make you reach for the remote?
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Offline La Parka

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #1 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 07:51:13 pm »
Any advert about ladies nappies. FFS. I'm eating my tea, I don't care how absorbent they are!

Offline Tooj

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #2 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 07:51:45 pm »
Remember that glade plugin advert?

"Oh what a lovely puff."  :idiot2:
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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #3 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 07:52:05 pm »
Could anything top the "They're gonna taste great" Frosties ad? Research has shown that 22% of murderers had watched that abomination in the preceding 12 hours before their grisly rampage, during the period in which it aired.

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #4 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 07:52:34 pm »
Fanny pads. Not sure why they need to be advertised at all.

Offline La Parka

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #5 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 07:55:19 pm »
Fanny pads. Not sure why they need to be advertised at all.

That's two of us.

Tell you another cringe worthy ad, the Durex cock-ring one. WTF.

Oh and f***ing MOONPIG.

Offline Decky

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #6 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 07:57:16 pm »
The new Dominos one, f***ing terrible
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Offline LBW

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #7 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:01:33 pm »
Halifax's latest is spectacularly annoying.


Dont start me off GM!!!

Toothpaste ad's with the in-house dentists latest recommendations (40 YEARS NOW)
Shampoo ads' with the latest miracle made up ingredient
concentrated Fairy liquid - in a smaller fuckin bottle  WTF !

Ooh, and i hate that halifax fat bint dancing thru new york!  Halifax go way to far in these ads' to tell you thay can save you .3% on a mortgage, or whatever
Marketing suggests that annoying ads' stick in the mind and play on the purse strings when required - no they just fuckiin annoy me.  I WILL NOT be buyiing the front and getting that back free
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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #8 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:02:06 pm »
The Clearasil ones where the dubbing is REALLY s***.
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Offline Yorkie

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #9 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:04:22 pm »
InjuryLawyers4U. Honestly am murderous whenever i see that ugly bint's face.

Moonpig is beyond a joke aswell. :lol:

Offline Yorkie

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #10 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:05:05 pm »
Oh and, i wanna be the first to say:

"Joosh, dad's found ya scoo-a!"

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #11 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:08:32 pm »
 

I hate this with a passion.

Offline La Parka

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #12 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:09:09 pm »
MOONPIG DOT COM! :smitten:

f****** w*****s, cant even come up with a good f****** concept. s*** name, s*** advert, s*** brand, f*** off.

Magners adverts are full of pretentious flip flop and shorts wearing c***s.

YOU CAN DO IT TOO WITH KANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nappy adverts. WHY SHOW NAKED BABIES? FFS! WE KNOW WHERE A NAPPY GOES! t***s!




Offline ElDiablo

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #13 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:10:36 pm »
0800 75 10 66.


f*** off.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #14 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:15:07 pm »
0800 75 10 66.


f*** off.

HASTINGS Direct? :banghead:
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline La Parka

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #15 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:16:04 pm »
To be fair I just do something else when they are on. Like take a leak.

Offline ElDiablo

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #16 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:16:37 pm »
0800 75 10 66.


f*** off.

HASTINGS Direct? :banghead:

:lol: It's the sing song voice that does it.

Offline Dave

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #17 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:17:12 pm »
Ocean Finance + Phil Tufnell = yack.

Offline madras

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #18 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:17:30 pm »
almost all car ad's (hey what a joyous experience,driving our car,hardly a traffic jam,not a mention of the soaring costs of petrol,tax and insurance,it's all contryside and open road......you f***ing mugs)
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline Tooj

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #19 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:18:22 pm »
I hate that drink driving advert when he's sat in the pub and that woman just gets "ran over" on his table.
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

Offline LBW

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #20 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:20:12 pm »
I hate that drink driving advert when he's sat in the pub and that woman just gets "ran over" on his table.

Yes, absolutely Toodge.  You'd think they would have put a crash mat out for her to fall on wouldn't you!   O0
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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #21 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:22:09 pm »
Also, does Finchy from The Office do anyhting apart from SkyBet adverts and voiceovers? He musn;t be getting much acting work.
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Offline LBW

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #22 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:22:34 pm »
almost all car ad's (hey what a joyous experience,driving our car,hardly a traffic jam,not a mention of the soaring costs of petrol,tax and insurance,it's all contryside and open road......you f****** mugs)

This is exactly, why I swore i would never get a car mardraw, but with the bairn coming and kat going, i didn't have much choice, too much to do, not enough time, i'll be buggered!  (no arse reaming puns please)

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"Ok George, it's YOU!"
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Offline ElDiablo

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #23 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:24:03 pm »
The picture one has just been on too, where his wife is videotaping a phonecall. God they are so bad. And that y'buy wun ya get wun fwee window one, jesus who thought that up? ;D

Offline GeordieMessiah

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Re: Incredibly Sh*t Television Commercials
« Reply #24 on: Thursday 24 January 2008, 08:24:48 pm »
Land of Leather

DFS

Any f***ing sofa company adverts...

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Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul