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« Reply #20550 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 01:32:27 PM »
Remember when Haircut used to say Mark Wood wasn't good enough 😂😂😂😂
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« Reply #20551 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 01:38:18 PM »
Clarke loves massaging his own ego, such a tit.
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

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« Reply #20552 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 01:45:25 PM »
Fuccking yeeaaahhh!
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« Reply #20553 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 01:45:35 PM »
Neesham out. He was starting to set in too. Get in.

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« Reply #20554 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 01:45:38 PM »
Such a lazy shot

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« Reply #20555 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 01:47:10 PM »
When the hot waters off so you can't shower:
Fuccking yeeaaahhh!

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« Reply #20556 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 01:49:45 PM »
Not much batting to come after these two.
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

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« Reply #20557 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 01:51:23 PM »
Clarke loves massaging his own ego, such a tit.

Arsehole, he isn't well liked back in this homeland tbf.

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« Reply #20558 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:07:40 PM »
Newcastle 4-4 Arsenal: "From impending tragedy to near-triumph via the most improbable route possible - 95 minutes that neatly encapsulate 130 years of football on this particular piece of grass. Newcastle, United, will never be defeated."

Sir Bobby Robson - What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses or the marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city.

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« Reply #20559 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:08:38 PM »
Iffy wide the ball before last
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« Reply #20560 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:22:14 PM »
Nasser is easily my favourite commentator. Perfect mix of humour and tactical analysis

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« Reply #20561 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:24:33 PM »
Colin getting caught just for a change
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« Reply #20562 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:32:59 PM »
Another gone.

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« Reply #20563 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:36:02 PM »
This Woakes over has been so erratic

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« Reply #20564 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:39:58 PM »
Another bullshit wide . And then castled!
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« Reply #20565 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:39:58 PM »
Archer gets one full.

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« Reply #20566 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:43:25 PM »
Annoyingly awkward score. Great bowling mind.

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« Reply #20567 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:43:44 PM »
Really good bowling to end the innings from Archer. New Zealand will feel like they can defend that score though

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« Reply #20568 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:43:47 PM »
Ducking the last ball ffs  :lol:
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« Reply #20569 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:44:35 PM »
Right. Clouds f*** off now.
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« Reply #20570 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:46:40 PM »
Even match imo.

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« Reply #20571 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:46:50 PM »
242 for a world cup
Any other game over the last w years I would fancy us to absolute smash it.
Gotta stay true to themselves and go for it now don't they.
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« Reply #20572 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:48:31 PM »
Really good bowling to end the innings from Archer. New Zealand will feel like they can defend that score though

9/10 England get this total easy, only worry if they have their occasional batting collapse but got a feeling it won't happen today

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« Reply #20573 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:49:50 PM »
Really good bowling to end the innings from Archer. New Zealand will feel like they can defend that score though

9/10 England get this total easy, only worry if they have their occasional batting collapse but got a feeling it won't happen today

Bollocks, this is a world cup.  Lords is a slow pitch as well.

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« Reply #20574 on: Sunday 14 July 2019, 02:52:57 PM »
Really good bowling to end the innings from Archer. New Zealand will feel like they can defend that score though

9/10 England get this total easy, only worry if they have their occasional batting collapse but got a feeling it won't happen today

Bollocks, this is a world cup.  Lords is a slow pitch as well.

Not bollocks at all they will get it easy, let's just see who is talking bollocks