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Offline Happy Face

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #50 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 08:57:33 PM »
There there boy, shut up!

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #51 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 10:41:14 PM »
"A man's not a piece of fruit!"
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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #52 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:25:51 PM »
'Come on honey, it'll only be till after our tour of Sweden."
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #53 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:36:07 PM »
Barney's short film.

"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead"

 :'(

Offline Mike

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #54 on: Wednesday 27 June 2007, 05:57:32 AM »
Moment:

Quote:

Lisa: It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had
three movies, two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of
magazine time. I just don't feel challenged.

Skinner: Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but
then the stupider students would be in here complaining... furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday 27 June 2007, 08:33:44 AM »
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #56 on: Wednesday 27 June 2007, 09:21:02 AM »
"Bing back Sheriff Lobo."
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

Offline Jay Jay Sea

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #57 on: Wednesday 27 June 2007, 10:09:37 AM »
My favourite Simpsons moment was when I tuned into Channel 4 or whatever channel and caught the credits as the show had finished. 
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Offline Happy Face

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #58 on: Wednesday 27 June 2007, 11:47:12 AM »
Why?  Was it the Dragnet version of the end credits?  Or the Sonic Youth one from Homerpalooza? 

They're the best two.

Offline Tooj

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« Reply #59 on: Saturday 7 July 2007, 07:28:49 AM »
Burns:    What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Burns:    We *know* what you think!
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

Offline madras

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #60 on: Saturday 7 July 2007, 08:44:02 AM »
i forgot to mention the "Dr Zaius" song from the musiacl planet of the apes.
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Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline Tooj

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« Reply #61 on: Saturday 7 July 2007, 03:37:25 PM »
i forgot to mention the "Dr Zaius" song from the musiacl planet of the apes.

Already been done. ;)
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #62 on: Saturday 7 July 2007, 09:31:20 PM »
Burns "Smithers. I have a rocket in my pocket"
Smithers "Your telling me Sir"
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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #63 on: Saturday 7 July 2007, 10:11:17 PM »
Homer in front of the billboard.

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Offline dcmk

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #64 on: Saturday 7 July 2007, 11:39:48 PM »
I cant remember it but it was Kent Brockman and Arnie Pie in the Sky(sp?)

and they were arguing
the guy in the helicopter goes

'i don't want to tell the news i want to make the news'
kent: 'now is not the time arnie'
arnie: your not the time kent your not the time !

also where anie in the helicopter is reporting on homer escaping with a truck full of kids.  i lol'd on both

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #65 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 01:49:55 AM »
far too many to name but this came to mind


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« Reply #66 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 11:19:44 AM »
I cant remember it but it was Kent Brockman and Arnie Pie in the Sky(sp?)

and they were arguing
the guy in the helicopter goes

'i don't want to tell the news i want to make the news'
kent: 'now is not the time arnie'
arnie: your not the time kent your not the time !

also where anie in the helicopter is reporting on homer escaping with a truck full of kids.  i lol'd on both

genius-o

:lol:

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #67 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 12:04:20 PM »
"Now I'll just pull my arms out with my face."

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #68 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 12:06:45 PM »
From the movie trailer:

"How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling"

(Cuts to Homer moving pig upside down on roof)

"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does"

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
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Offline JH

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #70 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 02:29:43 PM »


:lol: love that one:

"I've got to get him before the day is out, he must have a weakness"

"...aahhhh beer, my one weakness. My achilles heal, if you will"

"Beer! Beer is the cheese...but how to use it?"

(Homer drops beer then picks up and opens it)

"oop. It's a good thing that beer wasn't shaken up anymore or I would have looked quite the fool...the April Fool as it were"

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Offline Wullie

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« Reply #72 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 03:27:39 PM »


I love Wiggum. :D
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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #73 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 03:31:11 PM »
"Look Daddy, a whale egg!"  :lol:

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #74 on: Sunday 8 July 2007, 03:36:13 PM »


I love Wiggum. :D

"Wow chief, the dogs sure do look angry"

"Yeah, I've been teasing them, singing off key. Mee, may, ma, mo... mee, moo, mah, may"


Another one I had a look for, think it's from a newish epsiode.

Wiggum is up a tree in the cemetary, completely naked and shaking. They can't talk him down. Lou goes "I hear they just cooked up a fresh batch of donuts." All of a sudden Wiggum is standing at the bottom of the tree, fully clothed and with a very composed demeanor and says "Let's Roll"

Nearly p*ssed myself at that, especially since I'd long given up hope of much really brilliant stuff coming from them in these later series.