Author Topic: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment? (Read 282312 times)

Fugazi · « **Reply #25 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 01:00:17 AM »

Quote from: Duff11 on Tuesday 26 June 2007, 12:58:17 AM

Wolfcastle: My new movie is a mixture between action und comedy, it's called "McBain: Let's get silly"

The discussion that follows that is brilliant aswell, ending with
Sherman: How do you sleep at night?
Wolfcastle: On top of a big pile of money, with several beautfiul ladies.

Then when he collars him later on:

"I just realised you insulted me"

"errr...your shoes are untied"

*Several hours later*

"on closer inspection they appear to be loafers"

Sam · « **Reply #26 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 01:34:00 AM »

"Homer why are you still here, you were supposed to be at work an hour ago!"

"But they said if I turn up late once more I'm fired."

Fugazi · « **Reply #27 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 01:45:14 AM »

"Homer, the plant called and said if you don;t come into work today don't bother coming in on Monday"

"Woohoo! 4-day weekend!"

Mr. Snrub · « **Reply #28 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 01:47:43 AM »

Mcbain: That outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: Booooo!
Mcbain: Maybe you all are homosexuals.

Sam · « **Reply #29 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 02:00:19 AM »

"So according to this questionnaire I'll live until I'm.... 42!? Thats horrible! I wont even live to see my children die"

that alluc.org link is great blueyes.gif

NSG · « **Reply #30 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 02:07:19 AM »

"Hello, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a letter for me...."

"....ok Mr Burns whats your first name..."

"...I don't know"

"Bake 'em away, toys!"
"What you say chief?"

Fugazi · « **Reply #31 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 02:25:26 AM »

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"Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown"

"That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside down"

"Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros"

"Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet"

Lenny · « **Reply #32 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:37:34 AM »

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something!

NSG · « **Reply #33 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:39:46 AM »

Quote from: markluk on Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:37:34 AM

No TV and no beer makes Homer something something!

Go Crazy?

Don't mind if I do

Lenny · « **Reply #34 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:40:26 AM »

Quote from: NSG on Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:39:46 AM

Quote from: markluk on Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:37:34 AM
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something!

Go Crazy?

Don't mind if I do

Quality!!!

Dave · « **Reply #35 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:40:46 AM »

I have a bottle opener that plays that clip.

Lenny · « **Reply #36 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:40:54 AM »

Urge to kill, rising!

Lenny · « **Reply #37 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:42:40 AM »

Quote from: Dave on Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:40:46 AM

I have a bottle opener that plays that clip.

I got one of them, but mine seems to be various clips put together to sound like he's really excited that he's having a beer!

NSG · « **Reply #38 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:44:38 AM »

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Gash? · « **Reply #39 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:46:59 AM »

Quote from: NSG on Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:44:38 AM

Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

Classic

http://www.youtube.com/v/pJkpyQDL4jc

NSG · « **Reply #40 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:47:17 AM »

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8mVHOriXMTw

NSG · « **Reply #41 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 11:50:06 AM »

Cletus: Hey slow down I wants to talk to ya! Give us 300 pretzels!
Marge (talking to Homer): Your see, a little persistence and patience, paid off.
That'll be 300 dollars!
Cletus: I dont think so, you see I got 300 coupons.
Marge: hmmm, I should of set limit one per customer.
Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!
HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!
Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!

DJ_NUFC · « **Reply #42 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 04:35:00 PM »

"You... have been to space!" Frank Grimes.

"Sure... you've never been?" Homer.

JH · « **Reply #43 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 05:15:36 PM »

Quote from: Hatful Of Hollow on Monday 25 June 2007, 11:30:17 PM

Also when Bart gets the elephant:

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"Can we see the elephant?"

"We'll pay you money"

"For the ninth time, no!"

"Wait a minute, this gives me an idea"

...and he hammers a "Go Away" sign in the front garden.

JH · « **Reply #44 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 05:19:54 PM »

Quote from: Jonny Sack on Monday 25 June 2007, 11:38:36 PM

Actually this is the greatest Simpsons moment of all time.

"Now when I say "Hello Mr Thomspon" and stamp on your foot, you just smile and nod, ok?"

"HELLO MR THOMPSON"

"(aside) I think he's talking to you"

Aphrodite · « **Reply #45 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 06:03:41 PM »

The whole Cape Feare episode is the best 30 mins of TV I've ever seen.

ross magoo · « **Reply #46 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 06:13:00 PM »

Marge : "Homer, every time something bad happens you always say we're all going to go and live under the sea but it's never going to happen"

Homer : "Not with that attitude it's not"

Mr. Snrub · « **Reply #47 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 06:15:03 PM »

The best scenes from the 2 best episodes ever.

- Homer Loves Flanders

- Bart The Lover

Sam · « **Reply #48 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 06:35:35 PM »

Quote from: scottass on Tuesday 26 June 2007, 06:15:03 PM

The best scenes from the 2 best episodes ever.

- Homer Loves Flanders

- Bart The Lover

Terminator 2 scene always makes me laugh.

"Hmmm, guess he didnt see me"

pedro111 · « **Reply #49 on:** Tuesday 26 June 2007, 06:36:56 PM »

Havent seen it for ages but the one where they go to England and Homer does something bad and they have to leave the country quickly and he has to get the last words in:

"Our Beatles are way better than your Rolling Stones"

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