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Offline Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

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Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:06:10 PM »


You?


Sam

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #1 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:08:46 PM »
"Saxomophone, saxomophone....."

or

"Bart: And please god, kill Sideshow Bob

Marge: No Bart! You can't ask god to kill someone for you!

Homer: Yeah! You do your own dirty work."

I actually lol'd at them.

Offline Tooj

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #2 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:11:11 PM »
"Smithers have The Rolling Stones killed."
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

Offline madras

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #3 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:11:27 PM »
sideshow bob stepping on the rakes.

and

"d'oh" a deer,a female deer
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline Fugazi

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #4 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:12:26 PM »
Too many to choose from, but one of my favourites:

"... we're talking about S-E-X infront of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N"

"sex cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down!"
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Offline Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #5 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:14:07 PM »
Too many to choose from, but one of my favourites:

"... we're talking about S-E-X infront of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N"

"sex cauldron!? I thought they closed that place down!"

Yes! Forgot about that one.

A few more;

"Do you want to change your name to Homer Junior? The kids can call you Ho-Ju..."

"No Lisa, the only monster here is the one that has enslaved your mother, I call him Gamblor and it's time to snatch her from his neon claws!"

Offline Mr. Snrub

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #6 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:18:04 PM »
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

Offline JH

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #7 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:18:41 PM »
"Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy land, where nothing possibl-igh go wrong...I mean possib-ly go wrong...that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong"

Offline Fugazi

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« Reply #8 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:20:00 PM »
Quote
"The goggles do nothing!"

Quote
"...Bort?, what kinda name is Bort?"

"Mommy! mommy! I want one!"

"Come along Bort"

"Are you talking to me?"

"No, my son is aslo named Bort"
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Offline madras

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #9 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:20:20 PM »
the bit where bart is explaining to lisa about how all the simpsons are thick...grandpa's  thick,homers thick....d'oh.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline JH

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #10 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:25:19 PM »
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." 

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."

"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

"America's health care system is second only to Japan... Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, ... well all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!"

"What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?"

 :lol:

Offline GeordieMessiah

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #11 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:27:51 PM »


"I'm King of the World!"

:lol:
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline Fugazi

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« Reply #12 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:30:17 PM »
Also when Bart gets the elephant:

Quote
"Can we see the elephant?"

"We'll pay you money"

"For the ninth time, no!"
       
"Wait a minute, this gives me an idea"

...and he hammers a "Go Away" sign in the front garden.
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Offline Tom_NUFC

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #13 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:31:15 PM »
"Trying is the first step towards failure"

Offline Tooj

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« Reply #14 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:35:03 PM »
"When did we get these fish?"
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

Offline Mr. Snrub

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #15 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:35:49 PM »


10 minutes of classic Simpsons moments.

Offline Dr Spectrum

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« Reply #16 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:36:44 PM »
Best moment from the best episode.

"How often do you brush your teeth Ralph?"

"3 times a day sir."

"Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?!?"


Also, from the same episode:



 :laugh:

Offline Dr. Nguyen Van Falk

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #17 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:37:11 PM »
Also when Bart gets the elephant:

Quote
"Can we see the elephant?"

"We'll pay you money"

"For the ninth time, no!"
       
"Wait a minute, this gives me an idea"

...and he hammers a "Go Away" sign in the front garden.

"I'll pick up the elephant tomorrow"

"Ok, well here's the keys..."

"Elephants dont have keys Mr Simpson..."

Offline Tooj

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« Reply #18 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:38:36 PM »
Actually this is the greatest Simpsons moment of all time.

"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

Sam

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #19 on: Monday 25 June 2007, 11:38:48 PM »
"Happy Birthday Uncle Tyrone!"

"Why wont I die?"

Offline CaliMag

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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 12:04:20 AM »
Parole Baord Hearing:
Board member #1: Is it true you have a tattoo on your chest that says: "DIE BART DIE!"
Sideshow Bob: No, my tattoo is actually German for THE Bart THE
Board member #2: Well no one who speaks German could possibly be evil.

All Boardmembers nod in agreement.
One of the few remaining non-hystericals.

Offline CaliMag

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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 12:05:57 AM »
Best moment from the best episode.

"How often do you brush your teeth Ralph?"

"3 times a day sir."

"Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?!?"


Also, from the same episode:



 :laugh:

I totally agree. I love the part where the photographer makes Lisa smile revealing her braces she is embarassed about and then he wispers: "<gasp> there is no god."
One of the few remaining non-hystericals.

Offline Dr Spectrum

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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 12:15:17 AM »
Best moment from the best episode.

"How often do you brush your teeth Ralph?"

"3 times a day sir."

"Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?!?"


Also, from the same episode:



 :laugh:

I totally agree. I love the part where the photographer makes Lisa smile revealing her braces she is embarassed about and then he wispers: "<gasp> there is no god."

Mmm...Organised crime...

So many classic moments. Can't find a video of it tho, there used to be this website where they had every episode streamed but its been shut down :weep:

Offline Fugazi

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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 12:16:04 AM »
www.alluc.org

Not every episode, but some absolute classics on there.
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Offline Ashley17

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Re: Favourite Simpsons quote/moment?
« Reply #24 on: Tuesday 26 June 2007, 12:58:17 AM »
Wolfcastle: My new movie is a mixture between action und comedy, it's called "McBain: Let's get silly" :lol:

The discussion that follows that is brilliant aswell, ending with
Sherman: How do you sleep at night?
Wolfcastle: On top of a big pile of money, with several beautfiul ladies.