Topic: Your Pet Hates

[Greg]

paying for "extra cheese" on a pizza is the biggest scam around

Still, it's better than watching a girl you've just started seeing whip out the cheddar cheese and grate disproportionate amount of cheese all over the thing.

f*** off did this happen? Jesus chirst.

[thomas]

He's got me there I'd gladly set fire to $1 of non-existent extra cheese than ever see that.

[BlufPurdi]

I was horrified but I got her pregnant awfully quick so I was kind of f***ed too.

[sadnesstan]

I was horrified but I got her pregnant awfully quick so I was kind of f***ed too.

The dangers of sprinkling your cheese demonstrated perfectly.

[Froggy]

My brother sends me voice messages. Not just one, like 3 or 4 in a row. Of course I cant just listen to them in public as it may well be private stuff.

What happened to just sending a text message. Hes married to an American. I blame her.

Edit: when I say voice messages I dont mean voicemail, I mean voice messages through WhatsApp.

My wife does this, but I like it. Generally around 7 in the morning she'll want a chat and instead of sending a pile of messages she just sends a big voice memo. I plug the headphones in at work and listen and then respond by text.

Pros and cons I suppose.

[Sima]

Thank f*** actually.  Genuinely thought I was missing out on the latest cool way of doing life.

Absolutely not although I wouldn't put this down as a pet hate, it goes a bit beyond that for me.

[KDT]

People who don’t put the microwave timer down to zero after using it at work.

[Disco]

People who don’t put the microwave timer down to zero after using it at work.

that's a good one. Likewise people who leave the door open.

[morla84]

People who have they're rear windscreen wiper on when it isn't raining. Why is it on? Surely they've noticed it in the rear view mirror??

[Robster]

"Thank you muchly"

"Please pass me that thing... the... erm.. duberry" (what the f*** is a duberry?; don't even know if that's how it's spelled)

"Let's put this furniture together. Pass me the Destructions"

Not sure why all those phrases wind me up so much.

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

'Coffee shop & event space'

[thomas]

slam poetry night at the open mic is a treat, branks

[leffe186]

Painting. Just been painting a window and the bit around our front door. Everything about it sucks - the prep work, the clean-up, the painting itself. My congenital laziness and undiagnosed OCD are not a helpful combination, but I hear that some people find it therapeutic. f*** that.

[SEMTEX]

The wife enjoys painting a room. She's f***ing insane.

I can only assume it's psychosomatic, but within minutes of me painting a wall, my whole arm feels like it's going to cramp up and/or fall off.

[leffe186]

The wife enjoys painting a room. She's f***ing insane.

I can only assume it's psychosomatic, but within minutes of me painting a wall, my whole arm feels like it's going to cramp up and/or fall off.

My wife too, thank Christ. We have three or four friends from her work that love it too, so usually we invite everyone round and I go off and do all the odd jobs that don't involve painting.

Doesn't help that it's snowing outside and I can't feel my nose any more. Only just got feeling back in the fingers to type this.

[sadnesstan]

Millenials and their envy at Boomer with their pensions.

What have you ever done to try and reverse the situation, eh? How many snowed in drives have you cleared, how many times have you tidied their garden, gone shopping?

When I was a kid, if we wanted anything we had to earn the f***ing money for it, and pensioners were a friend in need. But we didn't sit around waiting for them to become decrepit, we'd start on their personal finances at an early age, washing cars for them or entertaining them with threateningly terrible renditions of Christmas carols.

Where has the great British entrepreneurial spirit gone, huh?

A memory, brought to you by Stones Ginger Wine.

[joeyt]

Christ

[Disco]

Not enough 30 odd year olds singing carols for pennies, concurred.

[sadnesstan]

Not enough 30 odd year olds singing carols for pennies, concurred.

I'm pretty sure they weren't born, aged 30. They had a childhood, no?

[sadnesstan]

Born in the 80s. No doubt some of them were conceived with the phrase "Greed is good" still prescient in their parent's minds.

[Papavasiliou]

Millenials and their envy at Boomer with their pensions.

What have you ever done to try and reverse the situation, eh? How many snowed in drives have you cleared, how many times have you tidied their garden, gone shopping?

When I was a kid, if we wanted anything we had to earn the f***ing money for it, and pensioners were a friend in need. But we didn't sit around waiting for them to become decrepit, we'd start on their personal finances at an early age, washing cars for them or entertaining them with threateningly terrible renditions of Christmas carols.

Where has the great British entrepreneurial spirit gone, huh?

A memory, brought to you by Stones Ginger Wine.

What sort of pension do you get shovelling drives, like?

[Gorilla]

Millenials and their envy at Boomer with their pensions.

What have you ever done to try and reverse the situation, eh? How many snowed in drives have you cleared, how many times have you tidied their garden, gone shopping?

When I was a kid, if we wanted anything we had to earn the f***ing money for it, and pensioners were a friend in need. But we didn't sit around waiting for them to become decrepit, we'd start on their personal finances at an early age, washing cars for them or entertaining them with threateningly terrible renditions of Christmas carols.

Where has the great British entrepreneurial spirit gone, huh?

A memory, brought to you by Stones Ginger Wine.

What sort of pension do you get shovelling drives, like?

Grandma pegs it and leaves you a massive wedge for years of snow free drives.

[sadnesstan]

Millenials and their envy at Boomer with their pensions.

What have you ever done to try and reverse the situation, eh? How many snowed in drives have you cleared, how many times have you tidied their garden, gone shopping?

When I was a kid, if we wanted anything we had to earn the f***ing money for it, and pensioners were a friend in need. But we didn't sit around waiting for them to become decrepit, we'd start on their personal finances at an early age, washing cars for them or entertaining them with threateningly terrible renditions of Christmas carols.

Where has the great British entrepreneurial spirit gone, huh?

A memory, brought to you by Stones Ginger Wine.

What sort of pension do you get shovelling drives, like?

Grandma pegs it and leaves you a massive wedge for years of snow free drives.

Aye , you're not doing it flor IOfuckingUs.