Millenials and their envy at Boomer with their pensions.
What have you ever done to try and reverse the situation, eh? How many snowed in drives have you cleared, how many times have you tidied their garden, gone shopping?
When I was a kid, if we wanted anything we had to earn the f***ing money for it, and pensioners were a friend in need. But we didn't sit around waiting for them to become decrepit, we'd start on their personal finances at an early age, washing cars for them or entertaining them with threateningly terrible renditions of Christmas carols.
Where has the great British entrepreneurial spirit gone, huh?
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