« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 249 250 [251] 252 253 ... 626   Go Down

Author Topic: Facebook  (Read 925835 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Cajun

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6250 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:14:53 pm »
Fit.
Logged

Offline TBG

  • King of GIF. WHAT?
  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6251 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:17:58 pm »
Quote
ha resident evil 6 sponsors the walking dead ironic much lol

Logged

Offline Bowie

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6252 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:28:59 pm »
Logged

Offline Foluwashola

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6253 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:39:11 pm »
Bet he's printed off pictures of her. Proper photo-paper anarl, not your standard A4.
Logged

Offline Bowie

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6254 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:39:36 pm »
:lol: What the f***?
Logged

Offline Parky

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6255 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:40:29 pm »
Hope you all got your cut for doing all that work for Surgarberg.
Logged

Offline Tooj

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6256 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:41:09 pm »
Quote from: Yorkie on Monday 21 May 2012, 09:56:00 pm
Barack's missus is pure taste.

:lol: Do people actually talk like that?
Logged
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

Online Hanshithispantz

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6257 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:48:11 pm »
Quote from: Foluwashola on Monday 21 May 2012, 10:39:11 pm
Bet he's printed off pictures of her. Proper photo-paper anarl, not your standard A4.
:lol:

Remember when I was a bairn and my fatha bought our first photo printer and we got a pack of shiney paper free. Instantly printed a load of photo quality porn off and stashed them in a dvd case.

They're probably still in my cupboard.
Logged

Offline Interpolic

  • Drossbot 5000
  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6258 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:48:55 pm »
:lol: That's a really weird thing to do.
Logged

Offline Bowie

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6259 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:50:12 pm »
:lol: :lol:
Logged

Online Hanshithispantz

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6260 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:53:06 pm »
I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too
Logged

Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

  • Boring James Milner
  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6261 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:54:06 pm »
Quote from: HansDownerpantz on Monday 21 May 2012, 10:53:06 pm
I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

 :spit:
Logged
Quote from: Stifler on Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:12:26 pm
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

Quote from: HansDownerpantz on Monday 21 May 2012, 10:53:06 pm
I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline TBG

  • King of GIF. WHAT?
  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6262 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:54:33 pm »
Quote from: HansDownerpantz on Monday 21 May 2012, 10:53:06 pm
I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Logged

Offline Interpolic

  • Drossbot 5000
  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6263 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:54:56 pm »
:lol: :lol: FFS.  Quoting that stuff in case it disappears.

Quote from: HansDownerpantz on Monday 21 May 2012, 10:48:11 pm
Quote from: Foluwashola on Monday 21 May 2012, 10:39:11 pm
Bet he's printed off pictures of her. Proper photo-paper anarl, not your standard A4.
:lol:

Remember when I was a bairn and my fatha bought our first photo printer and we got a pack of shiney paper free. Instantly printed a load of photo quality porn off and stashed them in a dvd case.

They're probably still in my cupboard.

Quote from: HansDownerpantz on Monday 21 May 2012, 10:53:06 pm
I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too
Logged

Offline Jimburst

  • General Member
  • Yeah Buddy!
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6264 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:55:07 pm »
Hahaha, :lol: :lol: These past few pages have been gold. Pure Taste man, :lol:
Logged
Quote from: adam on Wednesday 20 April 2011, 09:05:59 pm
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Offline Foluwashola

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6265 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:56:51 pm »
 :pilko: For what purpose? Did you like the texture or something?
Logged

Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

  • Boring James Milner
  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6266 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:57:48 pm »
f*** it, my lyrics to 'friday neet' was a s*** sig anyway.  This is much better.
Logged
Quote from: Stifler on Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:12:26 pm
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

Quote from: HansDownerpantz on Monday 21 May 2012, 10:53:06 pm
I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline Interpolic

  • Drossbot 5000
  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6267 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:58:28 pm »
:lol: :lol: Reads brilliantly like.
Logged

Offline Mr. Snrub

  • General Member
  • Messi
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6268 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 10:58:50 pm »
Quote from: jimburst on Monday 21 May 2012, 10:55:07 pm
Hahaha, :lol: :lol: These past few pages have been gold. Pure Taste man, :lol:

:lol:

'Pure taste' ffs, what a gimp.
Logged

Offline Si

  • General Member
  • I dont handle change well.
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6269 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 11:18:20 pm »
Quote from: HansDownerpantz on Monday 21 May 2012, 10:53:06 pm
I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

The Lynx Effect?
Logged
Bearings Straight!

Offline Tooj

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6270 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 11:24:49 pm »
Quote from: Messi on Monday 21 May 2012, 10:58:50 pm
Quote from: jimburst on Monday 21 May 2012, 10:55:07 pm
Hahaha, :lol: :lol: These past few pages have been gold. Pure Taste man, :lol:

:lol:

'Pure taste' ffs, what a gimp.

 :lol:
Logged
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

Offline wormy

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6271 on: Monday 21 May 2012, 11:40:14 pm »
:lol: Fantastic couple of pages here.
Logged

Offline Anderson

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6272 on: Tuesday 22 May 2012, 12:55:10 am »
Logged
Newcastle 4-4 Arsenal: "From impending tragedy to near-triumph via the most improbable route possible - 95 minutes that neatly encapsulate 130 years of football on this particular piece of grass. Newcastle, United, will never be defeated."

Sir Bobby Robson - What is a club in any case? Not the buildings or the directors or the people who are paid to represent it. It’s not the television contracts, get-out clauses or the marketing departments or executive boxes. It’s the noise, the passion, the feeling of belonging, the pride in your city.

Offline mrmojorisin75

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6273 on: Tuesday 22 May 2012, 06:16:59 am »
mate of mine and one of his friends publicly discussing whether toast has more calories than bread :pokerface:

floored me man, not only that i'm loosely associated with one of them but just generally, in terms of what it means for the human race long term :lol:
Logged
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline Cajun

  • General Member
Re: Facebook
« Reply #6274 on: Tuesday 22 May 2012, 09:02:38 pm »
Would have marginally less if anything ;)
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 249 250 [251] 252 253 ... 626   Go Up
« previous next »