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Offline GeordieDazzler

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Have you seen this man?!
« on: Tuesday 24 October 2006, 12:32:48 PM »



Well, have you?!.....If you have DO NOT sit next to him!!!

Train defecator hunted by police

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Police have released a CCTV image of the suspect

A man has been defecating in trains across south-east England, causing damage costing £60,000 to repair.

British Transport Police have released CCTV images of the man, who has struck on at least 30 trains since August.

He waits until he is alone before committing the offence, smearing excrement inside carriages.

"This is a serious public health issue as well as being exceptionally anti-social - we need to locate this man," said Det Con Donna Fox.

She said his offences had resulted in many carriages being taken out of service, causing disruption and cancellations and serious inconvenience to the travelling public.

There was also £60,000 in damage and cleaning costs.

"There is no particular pattern as to when he appears," said Ms Fox.

"He travels to various areas and at different times of the day and different days of the week.

"We have been trawling through CCTV images to try and track the man and remain hopeful that members of the public may know him and where he lives.

"On at least one occasion CCTV footage shows the man being disturbed by a passenger walking through a train.

"If anyone sees this man travelling on the railway network they should not approach him, but call the police or alert train staff immediately."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/6077464.stm

Offline colinmk

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 24 October 2006, 12:44:24 PM »
That guy's got too much time on his hands, doesnt he have any other s*** to do with his day?  :winking:

Offline GeordieDazzler

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday 24 October 2006, 05:27:13 PM »
:D

Offline safc

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday 24 October 2006, 05:34:38 PM »
Imagine being the person who disturbed him  :august31:
Burn down the disco, Hang the blessed DJ, Because the music that they constantly play, IT SAYS NOTHING TO ME ABOUT MY LIFE, Hang the blessed DJ.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 24 October 2006, 06:01:54 PM »
Imagine being the person who disturbed him :august31:

I imagine you'd be in for some serious s*** if you did...
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline Clay

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday 24 October 2006, 06:18:28 PM »
I wonder if the train was going to s***s creek *grabs coat*

optimistic nit

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 24 October 2006, 06:25:39 PM »
looks like ASpine has managed to find something to fill the gap where N-O used to be.

Offline GeordieMessiah

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday 24 October 2006, 06:35:29 PM »
looks like ASpine has managed to find something to fill the gap where N-O used to be.

Who?
Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline Kitman

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #8 on: Thursday 26 October 2006, 11:54:32 AM »
Not a man to shake hands with......
If you wonder why a professional football club should need a refresher course in such obvious issues as punctuality, discipline, team-bonding, fitness, injured players staying late for extra treatment, communication with those who have been out of the side (such as Mark Viduka last week), then you are not alone. One word: shambles.

Offline Dr Spectrum

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #9 on: Thursday 26 October 2006, 12:05:05 PM »
How does it cost £60,000 to clean up poop?

thompers

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #10 on: Thursday 26 October 2006, 12:15:29 PM »
How does it cost £60,000 to clean up poop?

I wouldn't do it for any less.

Offline Parky

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #11 on: Thursday 26 October 2006, 12:35:45 PM »
Now we know why he's too busy to post. blueeek.gif

Offline Kitman

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #12 on: Thursday 26 October 2006, 01:07:48 PM »
Now we know why he's too busy to post. blueeek.gif

He's got a ticket to ride, and he don't care?

The thing that struck me about the story, apart from the obvious, was the fact that he only hits empty carriages.  Any train I've ever been on in the South East should be perfectly safe then, since you're lucky if you've got squatting room let alone the luxury of choosing where to have your Donald Trump, and which seats to smear your excrement over.

Incredible really.  I wonder if he carries his own toilet paper with him.......
If you wonder why a professional football club should need a refresher course in such obvious issues as punctuality, discipline, team-bonding, fitness, injured players staying late for extra treatment, communication with those who have been out of the side (such as Mark Viduka last week), then you are not alone. One word: shambles.

Offline gray

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #13 on: Thursday 26 October 2006, 01:39:18 PM »
How does it cost £60,000 to clean up poop?

i bet the bloke also runs a train cleaning company

Offline Kitman

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Re: Have you seen this man?!
« Reply #14 on: Thursday 26 October 2006, 02:50:32 PM »
How does it cost £60,000 to clean up poop?

i bet the bloke also runs a train cleaning company

In the pub:
"Busy week ahead then mate?"
"Yeah, bitch of a week on the trains again.  Monday and Wednesday it's the full dump and rub service, Tuesday I'll be mostly wiping my arse up and down the seats a bit as it's supposed to be my day off.  Thursday and Friday I'll be cleaning the carriages up, I mean they're disgusting, it's all I can do to keep em clean"
If you wonder why a professional football club should need a refresher course in such obvious issues as punctuality, discipline, team-bonding, fitness, injured players staying late for extra treatment, communication with those who have been out of the side (such as Mark Viduka last week), then you are not alone. One word: shambles.