Author Topic: Smeeagain with Toosdays  (Read 1622 times)

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bobbyshinton

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Smeeagain with Toosdays
« on: Tuesday 24 October 2006, 11:30:31 AM »
A huge flood occurs in the town the priest lived in, and he has to climb up on his roof to escape the water.

As the water is rising almost to the roof, a canoe comes by and the man says, "come into the boat and I will save you!!"

The priest says, "I will stay here, God will save me!"

As the water is at his feet, a motorboat comes by, and the people say, "Come priest we will save you!"

The priest says, "God will save me!"

As the water is almost up to his chin, a helicopter comes overhead, and they say "climb into the plane," and the priest says again "No, God will save me!"

At the point of almost drowning, the priest says "God , I have been a good priest, and have always prayed to you. Why wont you save me?"

Suddenly the voice of God answers,
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 "What more could I do? I already sent you two boats and a helicopter !"  smeeagain.gif

Offline ToonTastic

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Re: Smeeagain with Toosdays
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 24 October 2006, 01:09:16 PM »
Ahhh Bobby that's an old one I expect better tomorrow.

thompers

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Re: Smeeagain with Toosdays
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday 24 October 2006, 01:09:51 PM »
He could perhaps have stopped the flood from rising, maybe by draining the water somewhere.