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Offline Decky

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #25 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 05:41:31 PM »
try the w**k suggestion aswell ;)
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Offline garth

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #26 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 05:44:42 PM »
Gee you guys are the last of the great romantics aren't you?, texting a girl for a date a bit cold! why don't you actually call her to ask her out for a date would be a nicer than a poxy text message. :doh:
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Offline ChezGiven

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #27 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 05:47:36 PM »
Vic, she is playing hard to get you doughnut.

She knows she is seeing you saturday so a little brush off is exactly the right strategy to get you all worked up.

You made a mistake in texting her, the way to rectify is to meet tomorrow be nice but be distracted and dont make any firm arrangements for next meeting. Leave the next meeting arrangement for when you see her at college and are alone for the second time.

Amateur.

;)
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Invicta_Toon

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #28 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 05:48:54 PM »
Quote from: ChezGiven on Friday  6 October 2006, 05:47:36 PM
Vic, she is playing hard to get you doughnut.

She knows she is seeing you saturday so a little brush off is exactly the right strategy to get you all worked up.

You made a mistake in texting her, the way to rectify is to meet tomorrow be nice but be distracted and dont make any firm arrangements for next meeting. Leave the next meeting arrangement for when you see her at college and are alone for the second time.

Amateur.

;)

sound complicated tbh.
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Invicta_Toon

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #29 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 05:49:33 PM »
Quote from: garth on Friday  6 October 2006, 05:44:42 PM
Gee you guys are the last of the great romantics aren't you?, texting a girl for a date a bit cold! why don't you actually call her to ask her out for a date would be a nicer than a poxy text message. :doh:

smart arse. take your point though
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Offline ChezGiven

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #30 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 05:51:01 PM »
Quote from: Invicta_Toon on Friday  6 October 2006, 05:48:54 PM
Quote from: ChezGiven on Friday  6 October 2006, 05:47:36 PM
Vic, she is playing hard to get you doughnut.

She knows she is seeing you saturday so a little brush off is exactly the right strategy to get you all worked up.

You made a mistake in texting her, the way to rectify is to meet tomorrow be nice but be distracted and dont make any firm arrangements for next meeting. Leave the next meeting arrangement for when you see her at college and are alone for the second time.

Amateur.

;)

sound complicated tbh.

A proper chase is complicated Vic. Follow my advice and you'll be emptying your nuts into Janet before you can say 'IT gimp orgy'
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Offline Parky

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #31 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 05:51:14 PM »
Make sure you show her your Toon memorabilia first chance you get. Hot tip. :lol:
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Invicta_Toon

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #32 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 05:52:31 PM »
Quote from: Parky on Friday  6 October 2006, 05:51:14 PM
Make sure you show her your Toon memorabilia first chance you get. Hot tip. :lol:

random
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Snoopy

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #33 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 06:03:58 PM »
Quote from: Gemmill on Friday  6 October 2006, 04:34:58 PM
Send her a text saying WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE YOU BITCH?


It would be one heck of a turn on to get a text like that like :lol:

:D
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Offline GeordieMessiah

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #34 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 06:09:21 PM »
Do you know where she lives? Clearly, things are now at the stage that you should be stalking her. :lol:
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It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Invicta_Toon

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #35 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 06:10:48 PM »
Quote from: GeordieMessiah on Friday  6 October 2006, 06:09:21 PM
Do you know where she lives? Clearly, things are now at the stage that you should be stalking her. :lol:

somewhere between the crags and the Uni

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Offline SEMTEX

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #36 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 06:18:56 PM »
imo she was just busy i reckon. try once more some other time (not too soon), if it doesnt work out then accept youve been blown out fellah
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Geordiesned

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #37 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 06:24:03 PM »
Translation: "I'm getting roasted tonight. Sorry"
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Offline GeordieMessiah

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #38 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 06:28:10 PM »
Quote from: Geordiesned on Friday  6 October 2006, 06:24:03 PM
Translation: "I'm getting roasted tonight. Sorry"

:lol: Quoted for truth! :lol:
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Whether it's God or the bomb
It's just the same
It's only fear under another name
And the corporate snakes coming in to feed
On that pathetic fact known as human greed
Skin and bone being raked over those hot coals
This dump never seems to give time for human soul

Offline Decky

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #39 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 06:33:05 PM »
go round to her house naked with a rose in between your ass cheeks and sing to her window, hopefully shes in
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Offline Syrette

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #40 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 06:35:06 PM »
Decky is a true romantic.
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Snoopy

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #41 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 06:35:52 PM »
Quote from: decky on Friday  6 October 2006, 06:33:05 PM
go round to her house naked with a rose in between your ass cheeks and sing to her window, hopefully shes in
If a bloke did that for me I would hate it. He would get a bucket of water hoyed over him!
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Offline Decky

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #42 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 06:47:47 PM »
well at least his clothes wont get wet
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Offline indi

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #43 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 06:51:35 PM »
Quote from: Invicta_Toon on Friday  6 October 2006, 03:24:10 PM
off my course, bit of a plane jane wallflower, hadn't noticed her about but wth, went for a pint with her after a lecture yesterday and got on quite well

for some odd reason I have taken a shining to her, so decided to be all needy and texted her today saying, are you doing owt tonight? fancy a pint? (but in more formal prose mind). We had previously arranged to meet up to watch one of the games tomorrow, but this was with a bloke mate of hers, and I fancied a one on one rather than a tag team tbh.

she's texted back, and I quote: "Ah im afraid im embracing student life and going to a house party 2nite! Cheers for the text tho"

now, is that a brush off, or a rain cheque?

do I reply, or leave it? what about the match tomorrow?






No wonder she's given you the brush-off!!
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Offline Beren

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #44 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 07:15:44 PM »
She would have invited you -to- the house party if she was interested, methinks. *shrug*
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Offline Decky

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #45 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 07:22:07 PM »
no point, not when her other male friend is there, the one she has sex with ;)
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BooBoo

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #46 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 07:57:40 PM »
Read between the lines and its a polite brush off. You should be thankful that the lass has tried to tell you "thanks but no thanks" in the most polite manner.
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Offline Cajun

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #47 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 08:04:18 PM »
I would have shagged her already personally, hope that doesnt make you feel bad though  bluebiggrin.gif
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Snoopy

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #48 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 08:07:00 PM »
Quote from: GeJon on Friday  6 October 2006, 08:04:18 PM
I would have shagged her already personally, hope that doesnt make you feel bad though bluebiggrin.gif

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Offline Cajun

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Re: so I met this lass
« Reply #49 on: Friday 6 October 2006, 08:09:14 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on Friday  6 October 2006, 08:07:00 PM
Quote from: GeJon on Friday  6 October 2006, 08:04:18 PM
I would have shagged her already personally, hope that doesnt make you feel bad though bluebiggrin.gif

The forum romeo speaks. What a charmer :D

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