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Brock Manson

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The Injury Thread
« on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 10:57:58 pm »
If anyone has had an injury which is interesting enough to be shared, then post it!

I was playing hockey last night (I'm a goalie) and dropped down to save a puck. Save it I did, but the b****** hit the inside of my right knee where there was no protection (God knows how, you couldn't do that if you tried!) at full pelt.

Now I have what looks like 2 kneecaps, and it's bruised and red at the same time.


Offline Tooj

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #1 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 10:59:12 pm »
Ended up in a neck brace once after trying to get out of bed
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #2 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 10:59:18 pm »
Brock,

Is this one of your thinly veiled attention seeker threads? tongue.gif

Offline Wullie

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #3 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 10:59:29 pm »
Ended up in a neck brace once after trying to get out of bed

:lol:

Not used to it?
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Brock Manson

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #4 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 11:02:54 pm »
Brock,

Is this one of your thinly veiled attention seeker threads? tongue.gif

In a minute you can put a post in this thread about the time I broke your neck. ;)

Offline Tooj

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #5 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 11:03:04 pm »
Ended up in a neck brace once after trying to get out of bed

:lol:

Not used to it?

Took me three hours to get out of it in the end to get to the phone to get someone to take me to Hospital :lol:
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

Offline Parky

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #6 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 11:03:48 pm »
Touched a nerve. :lol:


See what I did there?

Brock Manson

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #7 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 11:06:09 pm »
Touched a nerve. :lol:


See what I did there?

Miscontrued the ";)" at the end of my post. ;)

Offline Parky

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #8 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 11:07:41 pm »
To busy trying to get the 'touched a nerve' aside in tbh. bluecool.gif

Brock Manson

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #9 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 11:13:00 pm »
To busy trying to get the 'touched a nerve' aside in tbh. bluecool.gif

It was incredibly shameless. :D

Offline Tom_NUFC

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #10 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 11:38:04 pm »
I walked around on a broken leg for two weeks believing that I just sprained my ankle.

Offline Tooj

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #11 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 11:39:03 pm »
I walked around on a broken leg for two weeks believing that I just sprained my ankle.

Me dad done that on his 18th birthday, broke his ankle playing footy on the afternoon and went out on the night and got absolutely wrecked, didn't find out till a couple of days later when he got sent to the nurse
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #12 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 11:56:43 pm »
I walked around on a broken leg for two weeks believing that I just sprained my ankle.

Me dad done that on his 18th birthday, broke his ankle playing footy on the afternoon and went out on the night and got absolutely wrecked, didn't find out till a couple of days later when he got sent to the nurse


broke my ribs playing football, played on... collapsed :lol: went to the doctors and was playing football within three days :D - oh the joys of the holding mid role!

if we are talking sports injuries, i am almost as bad a kieron dyer for hamstring injuries, but a new fave seems to be the quadrucep, which is a b******.
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Offline Wullie

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #13 on: Sunday 11 June 2006, 11:57:58 pm »
The only significant injury I've really suffered was tearing my ligaments playing football.
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Snoopy

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #14 on: Monday 12 June 2006, 12:01:35 am »
What an accident prone lot you all are. Tut, tut.

:lol:

Offline Tooj

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« Reply #15 on: Monday 12 June 2006, 12:02:21 am »
My back is also shot to s*** due to wear and tear back in the day playing Cricket....

let's not start on my year out due to an ingrown toe nail :lol:
"Elsewhere, at worst, modern commercial football could be seen as the mall rather than the circus; insidiously bland, decaffeinated and pre-packed, its relentless formulaic repetition an instrument for disabling consciousness rather than manipulating it."

David Goldblatt

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #16 on: Monday 12 June 2006, 12:04:58 am »
got a football in the balls recently. i think that counts as a significant injury.
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eyeball_tickler

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #17 on: Monday 12 June 2006, 12:07:03 am »
i elbowed myself in the balls while playing tennis.  :dontknow:

Snoopy

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« Reply #18 on: Monday 12 June 2006, 12:07:46 am »
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I got a basketball in the face when I was 6 and it bloody hurt. I laugh at it now though cos it actually knocked me over!!!!

Offline Jimburst

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« Reply #19 on: Monday 12 June 2006, 12:07:51 am »
i elbowed myself in the balls while playing tennis.  :dontknow:

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Verlaine

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #20 on: Monday 12 June 2006, 12:09:17 am »
RSI on my right wrist.

Offline Jimburst

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« Reply #21 on: Monday 12 June 2006, 12:11:59 am »
RSI on my right wrist.

*cough* w*****s cramp *cough*

















or was that the joke? hmmmmmmmmmmmm..... ;)
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TheOrder

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #22 on: Monday 12 June 2006, 12:12:32 am »
Bruised nipples, from the clamping.

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #23 on: Monday 12 June 2006, 12:20:50 am »
ripped fore... never mind. :?
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eyeball_tickler

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Re: The Injury Thread
« Reply #24 on: Monday 12 June 2006, 12:21:33 am »
ripped fore... never mind. :?

...arm? please.