Topic: This bug a lot of people seem to have...

[Chrissy Bee]

OK, so you've warned us. How can we avoid it? I guess it's caught by playing with other people's poo?

[Snoopy]

Caught by not washing your hands after being outside amongst the population, after touching things which they have touched, like supermarket trolley's and door handles etc, then putting your fingers in your mouth without washing them first.

[NE6]

Just followed through this morning whilst watching My name is Earl, nothing to do with Illness though, due to the amount of snakebite i consumed last night.

what screwed up life do you lead if my name is earl is on in your morning?

I have a thing called a DVD player, have you heard of them? means you can watch whatever you want when you want.

[optimistic nit]

Caught by not washing your hands after being outside amongst the population, after touching things which they have touched, like supermarket trolley's and door handles etc, then putting your fingers in your mouth without washing them first.

so directly or inderectly, its caught by playing with peoples poo?

[Jimburst]

hey, we should really have a 'newcastle - online gold' section to the forum....

[billybucknuts]

it's embarrassing phoning the home insurance company the day after you get caught short on the way to the toilet.

"I've had an accident, and my bathroom carpet's ruined"
"ok sir, what was the cause of this?"
"I s*** myself"


got the carpet though  bluebiggrin.gif

[Aphrodite]

This is a class thread.

[Tom_NUFC]

this is becoming almost an epidemic in this area according to the doctors.  This household has been through 19 bog rolls in the last 3 days

You're not wrong. I know several people who've come down with it.
I've avoided it myself........so far.

[sunderlandsuck]

can i catch it 2ce? 

and how long did it last? mine lasted a few hours , roughly from 9:30  - bout 5:30 this mornin

[The College Dropout]

I can't sleep properly or **** all, looking at this monitor hurts me eyes, and I'm gonna try and rest all day today. Here we go I need another s**** brb. **** sake.

can't fart with confidence

I'm almost wetting myself with laughter!!!

[Stevie]

hey, we should really have a 'newcastle - online gold' section to the forum....

I think it would be better being named "Newcastle Online Brown", for threads such as these.

Anyway I'm much better now, and am shitting properly  bluebiggrin.gif.  You don't realise how much you miss shitting properly, till it's taken away from you.

[Snoopy]

I think it would be better being named "Newcastle Online Brown", for threads such as these.

Anyway I'm much better now, and am shitting properly bluebiggrin.gif. You don't realise how much you miss shitting properly, till it's taken away from you.

And to celebrate Stevie being able to manage to get a "proper" s****, the drinks are on him!
Cheers!  

Glad you are feeling better now anyway

[Beren]

...the Aristocrats!

[MagicNumber9]

Been bad myself mate, http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php/topic,16992.0.html

think youve had the runs worse than me, ive been sick a lot more than i have been to the toilet!

[iklgizmo]

whats worse is when your leaning over the toilet being sick and then it starts coming out the other end, or vise versa!

[Syrette]

whats worse is when your leaning over the toilet being sick and then it starts coming out the other end, or vise versa!

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[Snoopy]

whats worse is when your leaning over the toilet being sick and then it starts coming out the other end, or vise versa!

:laughing4: snigger.gif  crylaughin.gif What a horrible thought!

Hope you are not speaking from experience! Should have tried putting a plug in it like this > nurse1.gif

[iklgizmo]

happenned to my mum, in a toilet at central station. I got a phone call askin if i could go and get her with a change of clothes!

[Snoopy]

happenned to my mum, in a toilet at central station. I got a phone call askin if i could go and get her with a change of clothes!

Blimey your poor mum! ohmy.gif
Of course its just the luck of the draw that it would happen outside. In public. Couldn't have happened in her own house where it would have been less embarrassing.  shy.gif

[sunderlandsuck]

i had it a few days ago and i couldnt keep it in then , i cant get it out now

[Southern Geordie]

I had it the other day.. But I'm blaming the stellas

[Snoopy]

i had it a few days ago and i couldnt keep it in then , i cant get it out now

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What a wonderful thread. Just remember not to read it when you are eating

[Ally]

How have I never seen this thread before?!