Topic: Steve f***ing Bruce II ffs

[midds]

carried on from here:

https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=103091.msg7444242#msg7444242

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Not worthy of a second thread.

[Hoogen]

“Safe pair of hands.”

[RS]

Newcastle should not be 17th. That’s the big thing. Last season was a mirage in terms of results / performances, we all know that, but they improved in the summer, sold nobody & have still regressed. Last month, they rolled the dice again. They never learn. It’s so dull. #NUFC

— George Caulkin (@GeorgeCaulkin) February 20, 2021

[Si]

Too Fat, two threads, too furious.

[Nate]

2/3

[Pilko]

He's thick, he's thicc, Luke Edwards sucks his dick, Stephen Roger!

[Optimistic Nut]

Newcastle should not be 17th. That’s the big thing. Last season was a mirage in terms of results / performances, we all know that, but they improved in the summer, sold nobody & have still regressed. Last month, they rolled the dice again. They never learn. It’s so dull. #NUFC

— George Caulkin (@GeorgeCaulkin) February 20, 2021

Bruce is part of NUFC though so 17th is pretty much bang on where we should be. A lower mid-table squad + Championship manager and this is where you end up.

[Amir_9]

f*** him and his son.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

Whoever asked what Edwards's tweet said:

[Disco]

Newcastle should not be 17th. That’s the big thing. Last season was a mirage in terms of results / performances, we all know that, but they improved in the summer, sold nobody & have still regressed. Last month, they rolled the dice again. They never learn. It’s so dull. #NUFC

— George Caulkin (@GeorgeCaulkin) February 20, 2021

Bruce is part of NUFC though so 17th is pretty much bang on where we should be. A lower mid-table squad + Championship manager and this is where you end up.

He negates far more than any of the new players add.

[reefatoon]

Edwards just needs a good kicking now.

[TRon]

Well at least we'll not be 17th for too much longer the way things are going.

[LV]

Yawn. Club’s dead, so sick of this abysmal and embarrassing chapter in the club’s history. We’ve been invaded and occupied and bled dry and it’s being abetted by this traitorous melt who is from the area and claims to love the club. He’s quite happy to sit there and stoke the same tired old cliches about us and keep us small. Utterly shameful.

Roll on a takeover

[JeffJ]

At any other Premier League club this proven loser wouldn’t have been offered the chance to work in the canteen let alone manage the team. He’s a f***ing lottery winner, getting a top job and payday at our expense while running ‘the club he loves’ into the ground, leaving us staring into the abyss of another completely unnecessary relegation.

He’s been crumbling under the pressure of job for months, he’s loathed by the fans, pitied by the pundits, he’s been humiliated with arrival of Jones and yet after the bully ramming at Old Trafford tomorrow he’ll stand there and say ‘Im up for the fight and I’ll not walk away from this job’. Constantly saying ‘I’ll never walk away from the job’ might be a cry to be put out of his misery but it’s not surprising that he hasn’t even got the integrity to call time on this unfolding disaster before it’s too late.

[Yorkie]

Yawn. Club’s dead, so sick of this abysmal and embarrassing chapter in the club’s history. We’ve been invaded and occupied and bled dry and it’s being abetted by this traitorous melt who is from the area and claims to love the club. He’s quite happy to sit there and stoke the same tired old cliches about us and keep us small. Utterly shameful.

Roll on a takeover

Beautifully put.

[toon25]

So what was once a 10 point + gap is now only 3 points. 

Well f***ing done to all concerned 

[toon25]

Newcastle should not be 17th. That’s the big thing. Last season was a mirage in terms of results / performances, we all know that, but they improved in the summer, sold nobody & have still regressed. Last month, they rolled the dice again. They never learn. It’s so dull. #NUFC

— George Caulkin (@GeorgeCaulkin) February 20, 2021

‘Rolled the dice’?

Doing f*** all is hardly rolling a dice, like

[Pons Alias]

Newcastle should not be 17th. That’s the big thing. Last season was a mirage in terms of results / performances, we all know that, but they improved in the summer, sold nobody & have still regressed. Last month, they rolled the dice again. They never learn. It’s so dull. #NUFC

— George Caulkin (@GeorgeCaulkin) February 20, 2021

‘Rolled the dice’?

Doing f*** all is hardly rolling a dice, like

It is. It's exactly that.

[Stifleaay]

Newcastle should not be 17th. That’s the big thing. Last season was a mirage in terms of results / performances, we all know that, but they improved in the summer, sold nobody & have still regressed. Last month, they rolled the dice again. They never learn. It’s so dull. #NUFC

— George Caulkin (@GeorgeCaulkin) February 20, 2021

‘Rolled the dice’?

Doing f*** all is hardly rolling a dice, like

It is. It's exactly that.

Not really, it would like playing monopoly with your friends, except you refuse to spend money to buy streets and put houses on them, and every so often when your turn comes around you say you don’t want to roll the dice and pass it along to the next player. You are just happy that you have been invited to play the game, eating some snacks from the snack bowls is enough.

[toon25]

Newcastle should not be 17th. That’s the big thing. Last season was a mirage in terms of results / performances, we all know that, but they improved in the summer, sold nobody & have still regressed. Last month, they rolled the dice again. They never learn. It’s so dull. #NUFC

— George Caulkin (@GeorgeCaulkin) February 20, 2021

‘Rolled the dice’?

Doing f*** all is hardly rolling a dice, like

It is. It's exactly that.

Rolling a dice implies that they can’t stop the game at any time, which Ashley could absolutely do if he gave a f***. This fat c*** could be binned tomorrow.

[Optimistic Nut]

Newcastle United can now announce that Steve Bruce has been appointed as the club's new head coach.

More here: https://t.co/BTjZACgqtb #NUFC pic.twitter.com/IvhafgljYf

— Newcastle United FC (@NUFC) July 17, 2019

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The comments from day 1.

[cubaricho]

We are so, so f***ed with this absolute turd in charge. He has no f***ing clue.

[toontownman]

Is someone hoping for 3rd time lucky? It's not happening.

[Numbers]

This is just as s*** as the last thread.