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Offline Danh1

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« Reply #25 on: Friday 27 November 2020, 10:35:07 PM »
Newcastle 0-0 Charlton, the one that was rearranged after the bad snow.
Newcastle 0-0 Fulham, a couple of years back before Christmas.

Can’t remember who it was against, maybe Palace actually, but the game where our fans made the paper planes and chucked them on the pitch. Was 0-0 again.

That was the day after my 18th so my first proper night out in Newcastle. Game was f***ing terrible, they were bottom, yet to take a point or keep a clean sheet away from home and we didn't have a shot on target. Remember them missing a few good chances to win it in stoppage time.

It was truly shocking. Both of the games against Fulham at SJP were under Rafa.

Would still happily sit through that 10 times a season to have the beautiful man back in my life.

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« Reply #26 on: Friday 27 November 2020, 10:58:10 PM »
There must have been some truly awful Burnley - Stoke game or something.

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« Reply #27 on: Friday 27 November 2020, 11:59:19 PM »
Fulham 0-1 Newcastle (Barton pen 90)

I left the ground around 60 secs before the Pen was awarded. :lol:

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« Reply #28 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 12:39:56 AM »
That was under Fat Sam in that shitty blue kit, wasn’t it?

Could barely string 2 passes together.

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« Reply #29 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 12:51:48 AM »
That was under Fat Sam in that shitty blue kit, wasn’t it?

Could barely string 2 passes together.

Aye. Had a look at a couple of match reports earlier to check my recollection (I was very p*ssed), the Guardian report starts:

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The reporter from the Newcastle Evening Chronicle claimed it was the worst match he had seen in 30 years of covering the Magpies. Supporters joked that the TV in the dugout belonging to Fulham's manager, Lawrie Sanchez, would have been better used showing Strictly Come Dancing rather than the game. The 5-5 draw between teams of young boys and girls at half-time was far more enjoyable than the main event.


I'm very confident I've never seen a worse football match, certainly live, and for context I've probably been to knocking on a hundred Hartlepool United games.
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Re: Worst PL Game Ever Played
« Reply #30 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 12:57:35 AM »
Yeah that Fulham match was an absolute stinker.

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« Reply #31 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 01:26:53 AM »
Was just reading the .com match report from that Fulham game and they seem to agree - they reference the Palace paper dart game and the Watford away game after Roeder was sacked as contenders.
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« Reply #32 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 01:35:23 AM »
Just put this season's fixtures on the wall and throw a f***ing dart at it.

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« Reply #33 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 01:55:15 AM »
I've seen more than enough horrible NUFC games but the Fulham always stands out. There was something different about how s*** it was

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« Reply #34 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 04:19:18 AM »
The 0-0 with Brighton at home early last season sticks out for me. Looked up the stats of the game and Brighton had 72% possession.  :lol:

Offline Amir_9

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« Reply #35 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 04:28:46 AM »
In terms of boring, either of the Fulham ones (at home or away both 0-0)

In terms of dogshit, Liverpool spanking us 6-0 under Pards or Pompey smashing us under Fat Sam.

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« Reply #36 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 08:50:04 AM »
In terms of boring, either of the Fulham ones (at home or away both 0-0)

In terms of dogshit, Liverpool spanking us 6-0 under Pards or Pompey smashing us under Fat Sam.

Wigan 1-0 NUFC under Allardyce on Boxing Day was horrific.

3-0 defeat at home to Liverpool was utter gash. However, the worst under Allardyce had to be the defeat at Derby.

Offline Chicane

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« Reply #37 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 08:58:48 AM »
In terms of boring, either of the Fulham ones (at home or away both 0-0)

In terms of dogshit, Liverpool spanking us 6-0 under Pards or Pompey smashing us under Fat Sam.

Was that the same game where Shola got sent off for "sarcasm" or some silly s*** like that?  :lol:


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« Reply #38 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 11:25:41 AM »
Brighton 0-0 Newcastle. Happened in July.

One of the Man Utd v Liverpool games in recent years that was built up as f*** by Sky and it ended up being utterly terrible.

The 0-0 at home to Brighton around September  2019 to is a contender the first 45 mins in particular was the worst half of football I ever watched

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« Reply #39 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 11:44:26 AM »
Remember a 0-0 against Middlesbrough, may have been souness? Being the worst game I’ve ever seen

Think passer planes got thrown on the pitch
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« Reply #40 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 11:46:07 AM »
Think I’m mixing up 2 games there the paper planes was v palace , another awful one
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Offline Wullie

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« Reply #41 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 11:50:35 AM »
Those two 0-0s, Boro and Palace, were consecutive home games. Grim.
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« Reply #42 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 11:53:09 AM »
Problem is, if you can remember it, it's probably not the worst game
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« Reply #43 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 12:04:26 PM »
Those two 0-0s, Boro and Palace, were consecutive home games. Grim.

They were in April 2005, which looked like this:

2nd - Villa (h) 0-3, Bowyer and Dyer fight, Taylor on the line
7th - UEFA Cup 1st leg vs Sporting, 1-0 win
10th - Spurs (a) 0-1, Harper fluffs a clearance straight to Defoe
14th - 2nd leg vs Sporting, enough said
17th - FA Cup semi final, 1-4, murdered by Man United
20th - Norwich (a) 1-2, Kluivert equalises 89 minutes, Ashton wins it in added time
24th - Man Utd (a) 1-2, that Rooney volley
27th - Boro (h) 0-0
30th - Palace (h) 0-0

Certainly the most soul crushing month I can remember following Newcastle.
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« Reply #44 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 12:13:32 PM »
Those two 0-0s, Boro and Palace, were consecutive home games. Grim.

They were in April 2005, which looked like this:

2nd - Villa (h) 0-3, Bowyer and Dyer fight, Taylor on the line
7th - UEFA Cup 1st leg vs Sporting, 1-0 win
10th - Spurs (a) 0-1, Harper fluffs a clearance straight to Defoe
14th - 2nd leg vs Sporting, enough said
17th - FA Cup semi final, 1-4, murdered by Man United
20th - Norwich (a) 1-2, Kluivert equalises 89 minutes, Ashton wins it in added time
24th - Man Utd (a) 1-2, that Rooney volloy
27th - Boro (h) 0-0
30th - Palace (h) 0-0

Certainly the most soul crushing month I can remember following Newcastle.

Awful month that. Bellamy and Robert both pushed out by souness. Despite them being the reason we were good the 2 seasons prior
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« Reply #45 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 12:50:51 PM »
Those two 0-0s, Boro and Palace, were consecutive home games. Grim.

They were in April 2005, which looked like this:

2nd - Villa (h) 0-3, Bowyer and Dyer fight, Taylor on the line
7th - UEFA Cup 1st leg vs Sporting, 1-0 win
10th - Spurs (a) 0-1, Harper fluffs a clearance straight to Defoe
14th - 2nd leg vs Sporting, enough said
17th - FA Cup semi final, 1-4, murdered by Man United
20th - Norwich (a) 1-2, Kluivert equalises 89 minutes, Ashton wins it in added time
24th - Man Utd (a) 1-2, that Rooney volloy
27th - Boro (h) 0-0
30th - Palace (h) 0-0

Certainly the most soul crushing month I can remember following Newcastle.

Christ Almighty.

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Re: Worst PL Game Ever Played
« Reply #46 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 01:01:06 PM »
That Sporting Libson game wounded me like. Was rattled for several weeks.  :'(

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« Reply #47 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 05:15:41 PM »
Norwich away. Debuchy debut. Literally nothing happened all game :lol:

Offline Scoreboard82

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« Reply #48 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 09:38:27 PM »
That Sporting Libson game wounded me like. Was rattled for several weeks.  :'(
Was convinced we were gonna win that cup that year. Completely blew it.

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« Reply #49 on: Saturday 28 November 2020, 09:44:27 PM »
Fulham 0-1 Newcastle (Barton pen 90)

f***ing hell, aye.  That was worse than the Toon Toon Pepperami game.  Allardyce-led AIDS.