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Offline Yelevats

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #25 on: Saturday 15 August 2020, 10:17:37 PM »
4 year deal  :idiot2:

Offline Pilko

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #26 on: Saturday 15 August 2020, 10:19:40 PM »
Jeff? As in Jeff?!
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Offline OCK

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #27 on: Saturday 15 August 2020, 10:21:19 PM »
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Offline Judge Holden

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #28 on: Saturday 15 August 2020, 10:25:35 PM »
His forehead is massive and his hair and tattoos are s***.

Offline Shelvey's Hair

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #29 on: Saturday 15 August 2020, 10:28:25 PM »
Steve Bruce's Hull city  O0

Offline Wallsendmag

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #30 on: Saturday 15 August 2020, 10:33:02 PM »
A bit underwhelming after being linked with Coutinho and Mbappè this summer but hey ho.
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Online neesy111

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #31 on: Saturday 15 August 2020, 10:58:24 PM »
Does anyone know much about him?

Offline Bimpy474

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #32 on: Saturday 15 August 2020, 10:59:04 PM »
Does anyone know much about him?

Sorry mate, I've never met him.

Offline Mike

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #33 on: Saturday 15 August 2020, 11:07:30 PM »
Does anyone know much about him?

Looks like Shelvey with hair and not insane on youtube.

Offline CFlan

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #34 on: Saturday 15 August 2020, 11:11:35 PM »
He was class at Euro 16, thought he’d kick on when he got the move up to the Prem but alas he went backwards. Has to play in a 3 mid to be effective.

Offline Kimbo

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #35 on: Saturday 15 August 2020, 11:18:02 PM »
He’s been playing for Burnley, so Steve won’t have to worry about any technical nonsense like ball control or passing.

Offline midds

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #36 on: Saturday 15 August 2020, 11:53:07 PM »
Absolute nothing signing. No better off, hasn’t improved anything other than increasing the number of players in the squad. He’s not bad, he’s cheap, he’ll graft but it’s a complete non event. He’s the equivalent of topping up the oil in your maroon KIA c’eed

Offline Bimpy474

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #37 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 12:10:37 AM »
No need to sign Bentaleb i guess.

Offline Bishops Finger

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #38 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 12:13:24 AM »
Absolute nothing signing. No better off, hasn’t improved anything other than increasing the number of players in the squad. He’s not bad, he’s cheap, he’ll graft but it’s a complete non event. He’s the equivalent of topping up the oil in your maroon KIA c’eed
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Offline TK-421

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #39 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 12:15:23 AM »
Thought the name rung a bell... he scored their winner against us at Burnley in 2017.
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Offline The Ideal Crash

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #40 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 12:19:57 AM »
I don’t hate this signing. He’ll win the fans over in the same way Daryl Murphy did.

Not a step forward but also in terms of Benteleb, not a step back either. Just another body for the middle.

Offline Shearergol

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #41 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 12:30:42 AM »
Becomes our 5th best player. The state of the f***ing club :lol:

Offline TRon

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #42 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 01:02:04 AM »
What happened to all the consciousness objectors to the Saudi takeover? None of them interested in their new player? Hey this is your club!

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Offline triggs

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #43 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 01:13:48 AM »
What happened to all the consciousness objectors to the Saudi takeover? None of them interested in their new player? Hey this is your club!

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You get sectioned yet?
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Offline Tomato Deuce

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #44 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 01:26:27 AM »
What happened to all the consciousness objectors to the Saudi takeover? None of them interested in their new player? Hey this is your club!

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Offline t00nraider

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #45 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 01:54:34 AM »
Poached a regular utility premier league player from a team which finished 10 points above us last season on a free is ok business. Obviously need more, but decent start.

Offline r0cafella

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #46 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 02:12:59 AM »
Exactly the kind of signing I’d expect from Ashley and Bruce.
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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #47 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 02:24:13 AM »
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make.

Offline duo

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #48 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 02:48:56 AM »
 :dog:

Offline McCormick

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Re: Jeff Hendrick
« Reply #49 on: Sunday 16 August 2020, 07:00:31 AM »
Your typical "puts a 100% in" jack of all trades, master of none kind of player. Decent option for a lower mid-table team, especially on a free.
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