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Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #25 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:50:12 PM »
 :lol: Just remembered I got coaxed into seeing Escape Room last year. f***. Me.

If the concept of an actual escape room is too mundane for you, imagine a film based around a group of people doing one which turns into a farfetched, eye-rolling escapade.
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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #26 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:50:35 PM »
'Worst' is a difficult thing to define for toy subject. Terminator Genisys is probably the one I hated the most, but my lass watches some unbelievable s**** which is comfortably among the worst stuff put on film.

Offline Tomato Deuce

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« Reply #27 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:53:32 PM »
‘The Happening’ and ‘Lady in the Water’ are up there for me.

But ‘The Last Airbender’ is without a doubt the worst film I’ve seen. Particularly when held up against the original series, which is utterly superb. Your man M. Night had a f***ing mare in the late 00s.

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« Reply #28 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:59:24 PM »
The void.

Offline BottledDog

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #29 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 10:00:33 PM »
That I paid for at the cinema?

An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn.

Gah, damn that film to hell.
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Offline leffe186

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #30 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 10:11:55 PM »
Jaws 3 3D. The spice girls movie.

Jaws: The Revenge is worse than Jaws 3. It might be the worst I’ve seen. Crystal Skull was bad but at least had a couple of good sequences e.g. the chase at the university. Obviously discounting truly awful stuff like the Ed Wood movies etc.
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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #31 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 10:17:25 PM »
Genysis, Crystal Skull, Attack Of The Clones.

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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 10:22:39 PM »
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Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

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Offline Decky

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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 10:28:01 PM »
Epic Movie and Employee of the Month were the worst for me before I watched Geostorm.
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Offline Mike

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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 10:40:18 PM »
Epic Movie was soooooooo f***ing bad.

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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 11:04:12 PM »
Coincidentally I watched Cardboard Gangsters on Netflix last night, it was absolutely terrible.

Offline Darth Crooks

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #36 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 11:11:27 PM »
That I paid for at the cinema?

An Evening with Beverly Luff Linn.

Gah, damn that film to hell.

Yeah what the f*** is that movie man?

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #37 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 11:21:32 PM »
Suicide squad. Describes the audience as they leave perfectly.

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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 11:24:38 PM »
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 11:28:42 PM »
Left Behind

A skint Nicolas Cage doing bad movies.

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #40 on: Thursday 21 May 2020, 12:20:09 AM »
Anyway how's your sex life
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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #41 on: Thursday 21 May 2020, 12:57:16 AM »
Man in the Iron Mask
Big Brother Trouble

Not the worst but compared how good wor lass it would be Girl on the Train was hideous.

Offline bhoywhonder

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« Reply #42 on: Thursday 21 May 2020, 12:57:57 AM »
Warriors of the Lost Apocalypse or Mitchell,
both through MST3K.

So many MST3K..... Hobgoblins, Mitchell, Eegah, Manos - Hands of Fate, Wild World of Batwoman, Angels Revenge, Parts the Clonus Horror, and so on. But top of the pile has to be Time Chasers. Absolute amateur s***.

The worst movie I paid to see at the cinema was called 'Shallow Hal' (Jack Black Gwyneth Paltroe romcom) and remains the only one I've walked out on half way through. 
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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #43 on: Thursday 21 May 2020, 01:44:17 AM »
Can't narrow it down to one so

Batman & Robin (so bad it's actually a good laugh to watch)
Catwoman
Terminator Genisys
Suicide Squad
Caligula
But...6 in a row. But...Calciopoli.

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« Reply #44 on: Thursday 21 May 2020, 01:47:19 AM »
HULK

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Offline QuakesMag

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #46 on: Thursday 21 May 2020, 02:15:15 AM »
Warriors of the Lost Apocalypse or Mitchell,
both through MST3K.

So many MST3K..... Hobgoblins, Mitchell, Eegah, Manos - Hands of Fate, Wild World of Batwoman, Angels Revenge, Parts the Clonus Horror, and so on. But top of the pile has to be Time Chasers. Absolute amateur s***.

The worst movie I paid to see at the cinema was called 'Shallow Hal' (Jack Black Gwyneth Paltroe romcom) and remains the only one I've walked out on half way through. 

I don't know man...the dump truck with the little flamethrower called Megaweapon was pretty much the paragon of amateur. Although the bit with Tom Servo calling up Megaweapon is classic MST3K.

Movie I've seen in the theater? Well that would have to be either Ernest Saves Christmas or Return to the Blue Lagoon.
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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #47 on: Thursday 21 May 2020, 06:19:22 AM »
Solaris (the remake). Freddy Got Fingered. Chappie.

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« Reply #48 on: Thursday 21 May 2020, 07:21:52 AM »
Fan4stic - Can't believe I paid actual money to watch that s****.

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« Reply #49 on: Thursday 21 May 2020, 08:45:04 AM »
Shutter Island and Cyrus are two of the worst films I've ever seen. Hated them both.
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