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Offline SheikhShearer

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The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 08:51:15 PM »
:lol: s*** films you've seen.

I couldn't make it through the OP, tbh. Maybe not so WOAT.

Might have to make a "The worst film you've ever seen" thread, I'm constantly watching absolute stinkers.

Unless there's already a thread for that?

Offline SheikhShearer

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 08:58:22 PM »
Wew, I didn't make this!

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:05:29 PM »
The Amazing Bulk has to be the worst film I've ever seen, but it's absolutely f***ing hilarious and Ive watched it about 10 times.


Offline The Prophet

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:08:43 PM »
My nominations include:

The Room
XXX 2
Ghost Rider
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Offline SheikhShearer

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:09:22 PM »
My nominations include:

The Room
XXX 2
Ghost Rider

The Room is a masterpiece and I will not hear a bad word said about it.

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:22:35 PM »
Love Actually

Offline Super Duper Branko Strupar

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:24:50 PM »
Great shout.
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Offline RS

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:26:19 PM »
Jaws 3 3D. The spice girls movie.
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Offline Infinitely Content

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:26:29 PM »
Mine would just be a list of superhero films. The absolute worst.

Edit: not necessarily because they're superhero films, but because they're consistently lacking in so many departments that make a worthwhile story. They're just a giddy blur + credits.

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:29:13 PM »
Away from really obvious ones, The Village(?) has to be up there. I think M Night Shymalan made it.

If I had to think of a list, most would probably be horrors. There's a lot of absolute guff in that genre.
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Offline SheikhShearer

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:30:12 PM »
Away from really obvious ones, The Village(?) has to be up there. I think M Night Shymalan made it.

If I had to think of a list, most would probably be horrors. There's a lot of absolute guff in that genre.

I saw that at the cinema and honestly wanted my money back. Absolute dogshit

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:34:04 PM »
Yous should watch 'Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst' if you don't already.

Offline Kimbo

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #12 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:35:58 PM »
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Whoever decided Chris Pratt should be a dinosaur Dr Doolittle should be made destitute.

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #13 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:38:34 PM »
The Happening.

Offline Super Duper Branko Strupar

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #14 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:39:42 PM »
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is pretty bad.
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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #15 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:40:27 PM »
The Happening.
:lol: :lol: I remember posting about that but couldn't remember the name the other day. Easily top 3 alltime unwatchable dogshit movies.

I might go with Gummo though, just because it was so bad.

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #16 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:41:09 PM »
Kingdom of the Crystal Skull is pretty bad.

Has to be the winner considering the budget, expectations and the previous movies in the franchise.

Offline Pilko

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #17 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:43:04 PM »
Probably a tie between The Lady In The Water and The Da Vinci Code for me.
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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #18 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:43:30 PM »
Wew, I didn't make this!

:lol: congrats, you’ve never known this much power.

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #19 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:44:23 PM »
Avatar, overrated s****.

Offline Super Duper Branko Strupar

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #20 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:44:54 PM »
The Woman in Black is f***ing awful.

Still can't see past Love Actually, though.
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Offline ElDiablo

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #21 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:45:03 PM »
Remember seeing A Field in England at a Cinema Society thing at Uni. I can see what it tried to do, but for me it was tortuously bad.

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #22 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:47:32 PM »
Alone in the Dark. Could probably be substituted for any other Uwe Boll movie.

Offline QuakesMag

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #23 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:48:26 PM »
Warriors of the Lost Apocalypse or Mitchell,
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Offline SheikhShearer

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Re: The Worst Film You've Ever Seen
« Reply #24 on: Wednesday 20 May 2020, 09:48:43 PM »
Epic Movie has to be up there. Another one I saw at the cinema. I'd rather inject acid into my eyeballs than watch any of those films again.