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Worst Moment of Ashleys Reign?

Joe Kinnear. Twice.
Rafa Leaving/Hope walking out of the door
Pardew Years
Hughton Treatment
Shearer Treatment
Keegan Treatment
Jonas Cancer Disgrace
Selling AC9 and not replacing him
Letting the Infrastructure Rot
Zero Infrastructure Investment
No Footballing Knowledge at the head of organisation
Sports Direct Sponsorship
Renaming the Stadium
Zero Ambition after the first six months
McLaren Years
The 2 Relegations
Wonga Sponsorship
The Zero Communication directly or via local press
Dennis Wise and the Cockney Mafia
John Carver aka 'best coach in the world'
Hatem getting shipped to Bruce's Hull
Steve Bruce Appointment
Fan Disunity/Support the Team etc etc
Yohan Kebab/Insomnia/Llambezee
Commercial Revenue falling off a cliff
The Fake 'Interviews' with Sky Sports, Craigy and Samuels
Lee Charnley
The local press showing no backbone, loyalty to their readership or intelligence
Purples/Transfer Policy of buying to sell at profit
The Fakeover's
Richard Keys/Rio Ducklips/Dennis Wise/Shola etc - The Keith Bishop Influence
The Borehole!
The Selling of Strawberry Place

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Offline Nepharite

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #25 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:47:06 AM »
"How's the bacon did you say?"

Offline Minhosa

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #26 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:47:32 AM »
Banning of journos for writing the truth.

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #27 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:47:47 AM »
Takeover stories "impacting" transfer business

Offline Minhosa

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #28 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:47:50 AM »
Local press doing naff all to remove him.

Offline steve_69

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #29 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:48:04 AM »
Disgraceful treatment of Shearer
Disgraceful treatment of Keegan
Disgraceful treatment of Hughton
Disgraceful treatment of Jonas

Offline ponsaelius

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #30 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:48:32 AM »
The entire stadium re-naming shambles.

First changing it to sportsdirect.com@St James Park Stadium in order to 'showcase' it to potential sponsors.

Then changing it to the Sports Direct Arena.

Then using its reversion back to St James' Park as a PR move to lessen the outrage over Wonga being our sponsor.   
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
God man replacement's don't have to 100% of best to 100% of a replacement.
The are both white, both intellects, both middle class, both the typical 'people who would have thought could never do such a thing ', all traits of a Psychopath.

Offline Shearergol

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #31 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:48:41 AM »
Dennis Wise a massive low-point for me.

Offline The Brittle Waster

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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:49:15 AM »
The people who continued to buy season tickets , may Allah be merciful on their souls
" We are on the brink of a new era , if only ... "

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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:49:27 AM »
The Gallowgate puddle.
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Offline LV

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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:49:32 AM »
‘It’s Science against us’

‘I’m having that. When you’re the King, you have what you want’

Keith f***ing Bishop


Offline Cort

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #35 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:49:33 AM »
Chris Hughton finding out Edgar had joined Burney courtesy of Sky Sports News

Offline Minhosa

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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:49:54 AM »
Lowball bids for Rob Elliot of Charlton Athletic.

Offline LV

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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:50:21 AM »
God this feels cathartic

Offline Nepharite

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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:50:30 AM »
Moving us all from Level 7 because we sang horrible songs about him!

Offline Scoot

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Offline wormy

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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:50:57 AM »
Pantomime villains.

Offline Nepharite

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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:51:46 AM »
Finishing 5th and only buying Anita the following summer.

Offline Charlies

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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:51:47 AM »
"Science"

Offline midds

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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:52:37 AM »
Horse before the cart
Not selling until we win something. I'm including finishing 4th

Offline AlanSkärare

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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:52:55 AM »
Difficult to choose from the many moments of this whole era but this is just what comes to mind.

Selling Andy Carroll and replacing him with Shefki Kuqi
Selling Yohan Cabaye without replacing him and folding half of 2013/14
Hiring Alan Pardew when he was recently sacked in League One
Not sacking Alan Pardew
John Carver offering to fight fans
Alan Pardew getting rid of Hatem Ben Arfa
Alan Pardew starting Papiss Cissé at right wing
Alan Pardew playing James Perch at central midfield
Alan Pardew replacing Yohan Cabaye with Jack Colback
Alan Pardew losing 0-3 to Sunderland
Alan Pardew thanking god we weren't going to play in Europe
Alan Pardew dedicating wins to Mike Ashley
Alan Pardew's Newcastle losing 0-6 to Liverpool at SJP
Renaming of the ground
Free advertisement for Sports Direct, crippling our commercial growth for 10 years
Sports Direct running the club shop
The club paying Sports Direct for various services
Jonas Gutierrez cancer treatment
Hiring Steve McClaren when he was recently sacked from a Championship team
Hiring Joe Kinnear when he hadn't worked in football for seven years
Hiring Steve Bruce
Hiring Dennis Wise
Hiring Tony Jimenez
Hiring Jeff Vetere
Hiring Joe Kinnear as a Sporting Director
Alan Pardew wanting to sign Darren Bent as a "modern number 10"
Joe Kinnear f***ing up the signing of Darren Bent
Not investing in Rafa Benitez's team
Richard Keys telling Rafa to sign players with his own money
Losing Rafa Benitez
The five or six faked takeovers to deflect criticism
Proven in court to have lied to the public and fans of NUFC
The treatment of Kevin Keegan
The treatment of Alan Shearer
The treatment of Chris Hughton

Offline Minhosa

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« Reply #45 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:52:56 AM »
God this feels cathartic

The whole purpose mate.

We get to unburden our souls whilst at the same time creating a virtual memory box of shitness as a goodwill gesture/heads up for the folk at the next door he darkens.

Offline midds

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« Reply #46 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:53:31 AM »
The Reading substitutions

Offline xLiaaamx

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« Reply #47 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:54:34 AM »
‘It’s Science against us’

‘I’m having that. When you’re the King, you have what you want’

Keith f***ing Bishop

Middle one belongs to West Ham

Offline midds

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« Reply #48 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:54:46 AM »
Losing a 3-0 lead at home to West Brom on the final day

Offline AlanSkärare

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« Reply #49 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:55:00 AM »
The Reading substitutions

That f***ing game