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Worst Moment of Ashleys Reign?

Joe Kinnear. Twice.
Rafa Leaving/Hope walking out of the door
Pardew Years
Hughton Treatment
Shearer Treatment
Keegan Treatment
Jonas Cancer Disgrace
Selling AC9 and not replacing him
Letting the Infrastructure Rot
Zero Infrastructure Investment
No Footballing Knowledge at the head of organisation
Sports Direct Sponsorship
Renaming the Stadium
Zero Ambition after the first six months
McLaren Years
The 2 Relegations
Wonga Sponsorship
The Zero Communication directly or via local press
Dennis Wise and the Cockney Mafia
John Carver aka 'best coach in the world'
Hatem getting shipped to Bruce's Hull
Steve Bruce Appointment
Fan Disunity/Support the Team etc etc
Yohan Kebab/Insomnia/Llambezee
Commercial Revenue falling off a cliff
The Fake 'Interviews' with Sky Sports, Craigy and Samuels
Lee Charnley
The local press showing no backbone, loyalty to their readership or intelligence
Purples/Transfer Policy of buying to sell at profit
The Fakeover's
Richard Keys/Rio Ducklips/Dennis Wise/Shola etc - The Keith Bishop Influence
The Borehole!
The Selling of Strawberry Place

Author Topic: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule  (Read 9220 times)

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Offline Minhosa

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The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:38:45 AM »
It appears we are coming to the end of the dark days of the Ashley reign. So, let's consign this era to a virtual time capsule, and unload your most memorable thoughts for the joint purposes of posterity and self-help.

In the event our grandchildren (or his next club........) ever ask what was life like when that Ashley bloke owned the club, we can point them to the this thread so as there's something to show for it.

I'll start with.............

- Dead Pigeons
- Zero infrastructure investment
- Bins as ice baths

I'm sure you can think of more fitting memories of the regime (Joe Kinnear, anyone?).

Just one word or term to summarise it would be good.

Offline Northerngimp

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:40:12 AM »
Bore Hole


Offline Montey

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:40:37 AM »
- Horse Punching
!!!!! MEDIOCRITY OUT !!!!!

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Offline Pilko

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:41:33 AM »
The bore hole
Carver, Stone and Woodman eating egg on toast
"We tried"
Shefki Kuqi
New scoreboard that nearly fell off
"Support the team not the regime. Two hot dogs and two pints please"
Purples
"Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car. Perception." - David Brent

Offline Stifleaay

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #4 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:41:43 AM »
If we put in Pardew, Kinnear, Carver, and Charnley, would it be classed as a grave?

Offline Minhosa

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #5 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:42:00 AM »
Over the line.

Offline Minhosa

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #6 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:42:11 AM »
Pound for Pound.

Offline kisearch

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:42:57 AM »
Support the team not the regime

Offline Nepharite

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:42:58 AM »
Pardew headbutting Meyler was a really low point. Typified the regime, and its employee in a microcosm.

Offline SheikhShearer

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #9 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:43:00 AM »


I believe this was made by @mrmojorisin75

Offline Minhosa

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:43:07 AM »
If we put in Pardew, Kinnear, Carver, and Charnley, would it be classed as a grave?

Add Steve Bruce, Bishop, Ameobi, Dick Keys and Rio and you couldn't bury that b****** far enough for my liking.

Offline aussiemag

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:43:28 AM »
That evil c*** Llambias and his purples

Offline LV

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #12 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:43:41 AM »
The thumb

Offline ponsaelius

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #13 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:43:41 AM »
Notting Hill Carnival
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
God man replacement's don't have to 100% of best to 100% of a replacement.
The are both white, both intellects, both middle class, both the typical 'people who would have thought could never do such a thing ', all traits of a Psychopath.

Offline ponsaelius

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #14 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:44:24 AM »
Carver trying to chin our own fans
Pardew trying to chin David Meyler
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
God man replacement's don't have to 100% of best to 100% of a replacement.
The are both white, both intellects, both middle class, both the typical 'people who would have thought could never do such a thing ', all traits of a Psychopath.

Offline Nepharite

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #15 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:44:44 AM »
"Simon Bird, you're a c***"

Offline Jinky Jim

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #16 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:45:07 AM »
Wonga

Offline TBG

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #17 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:45:49 AM »
Discriminating against a player cause they had cancer.

Offline Cort

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #18 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:45:56 AM »
Barry Moat

Offline Nepharite

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #19 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:45:58 AM »
Sports Direct Arena

Offline Geordie Ahmed

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #20 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:46:03 AM »
Sports Direct Arena

Offline wormy

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #21 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:46:04 AM »
Notting Hill
N'Dogbia
Purples

Offline Minhosa

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #22 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:46:25 AM »
Nobody has ever refused to sign after seeing our training ground.

Offline Minhosa

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #23 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:46:48 AM »
Yohan Kebab.

Offline wormy

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Re: The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule
« Reply #24 on: Wednesday 29 April 2020, 11:46:57 AM »
Carver trying to chin our own fans
Pardew trying to chin David Meyler

f***ing hell how did I forget about Carver offering our fans out. :lol: