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Southampton 0-1 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 02:51:16 PM »
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #1 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:02:12 PM »
Another turgid game in store.

In a game of NO bingo, I’m going for: ‘Gayle is so s***’ at roughly 12 mins.

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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #2 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:03:27 PM »
HTL
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #3 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:04:44 PM »
The apathy in this thread is palpable :lol:
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #4 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:05:05 PM »
Another turgid game in store.

In a game of NO bingo, I’m going for: ‘Gayle is so s***’ at roughly 12 mins.

I'll take 'run Shelvey you lazy c***' throughout.
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #5 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:05:44 PM »
Under the cosh early on, Rose very sluggish

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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #6 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:08:36 PM »
Gayle is ass
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #7 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:08:58 PM »
ARgh, motherfucker
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #8 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:09:21 PM »
How the hell do we not score there?
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #9 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:09:41 PM »
Gayle you are horrendous

Oh but Bruce thought Bowen wasn’t better than what we had.
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #10 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:09:57 PM »
Almiron 1.0 is back.

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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #11 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:11:59 PM »
I think the rebound was easier there, but never mind.

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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #12 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:12:14 PM »
Another turgid game in store.

In a game of NO bingo, I’m going for: ‘Gayle is so s***’ at roughly 12 mins.

8 mins.... Impressive

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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #13 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:12:32 PM »
Good triple save to be fair

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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #14 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:13:10 PM »
Miggy did nowt wrong like.

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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #15 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:14:17 PM »
Gayle is so s***.
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #16 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:17:16 PM »
We're looking better than usual, like.
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #17 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:18:25 PM »
Another turgid game in store.

In a game of NO bingo, I’m going for: ‘Gayle is so s***’ at roughly 12 mins.

I'll take 'run Shelvey you lazy c***' throughout.

I’ll take ”Ffs Ritchie”

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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #18 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:19:12 PM »
Ritchie is so slow
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #19 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:20:22 PM »
Ritchie is so slow

Imagine him in 2023 :lol:
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #20 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:20:33 PM »
Ritchie is so slow
I bet he ran to sign his contract like the Roadrunner.
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #21 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:21:19 PM »
Southampton are pressing with high intensity, and we’re struggling to pass quick enough to break the press. Hasn’t been a bad start though. Rose & Ritchie look like weak links for us. Shelvey & Saint-Maximin with some good early work however.

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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #22 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:22:46 PM »
Ritchie is so slow

He was when we signed him, presumably why Bournemouth were happy to sell him. Maybe we put a premium on lack of pace and reward slow players with new contracts.

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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #23 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:22:49 PM »
Ritchie is so slow
I bet he ran to sign his contract like the Roadrunner.
He’s easily like a 64 speed in a video game
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Re: Southampton 0-0 Newcastle United - 07/03/20
« Reply #24 on: Saturday 7 March 2020, 03:22:59 PM »
Miggy did nowt wrong like.

Apart from missing a sitter. Gayle should have scored first mind, but let’s not tell fibs, Almirons chance was just as easy. s**** finish straight at the keeper. Both efforts from Gayle and Almiron were w*** there