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Offline Ian W

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14275 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 10:00:04 PM »
"Campaigning newspapers"? :lol:

Offline Pilko

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14276 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 10:00:39 PM »
"So I take it you'll be telling Dom Cummings he won't be working with us any more?"

"Yeah that's a good idea, I'll get rid of a good advisor because he broke lockdown rules. Brilliant"

"Boris, don't even start..."

"No, no, fine, that's come from the top.... Yeah hello Dom? It's Boris here. Bad news mate, we can't use you any more. Yep, because of the lockdown thing. No, I have got a sense of humour, but that was offensive towards the general public, you know, and... I cant tolerate..."

At the third stroke, the time sponsored by Accurist will be 4.50 and ten seconds

"Pathetic"

"Is it?"

"Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car. Perception." - David Brent

Offline Ian W

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14277 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 10:02:05 PM »
:spit:

Offline Wullie

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14278 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 10:03:24 PM »
:lol:
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Offline joeyt

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14279 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 10:03:44 PM »
:lol:

Offline bobbydazzla

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14280 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 10:11:43 PM »
 :lol:

Rewatched both series of The Office this week. It's 20 years old now and still amazing.


Offline Ian W

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14281 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 10:15:25 PM »
I'm not sure it'll ever be beaten, genius.

Offline ManDoon

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14282 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 10:19:31 PM »
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Spiked is the f***ing worst ever
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
Trump will do well man. Don't know why but I really feel this will be the case. Really hope it will come to be that way.

Steve Bruce "“We can’t compete with the bigs boys at the top end so the cup is our best bet - it’s a lovely day out”"

Offline Disco

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14283 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 10:23:26 PM »

Nice.

Offline Matt

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14284 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 10:31:20 PM »
Beautifully done by the reporters in questions and completely showing up the politicians who will say whatever needs saying to make today's problem go away (a policy which worked so well for Theresa May that they are still running with it).

On Starmer, look PMQs isn't a televised debate or a hustings- there are rules of engagement that must be followed in the house and I think his approach of simply handing Johnson the rope required has worked well so far. Labour's approach has been not to take a firm view on what is right or wrong, but to hold up a mirror to the endless contradictions in the Tory spin.

If you think back to the latter half of last year the Tories were absolutely turned against themselves- until there was a VONC and suddenly they all toed the line. The same applies today. Starmer and Labour cannot beat the Tories. Even with the SNP, Libs, Greens and the rest they can't beat the Tories. Only the Tories can beat the Tories. Only Tories can oust Johnson.

Offline Matt

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14285 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 10:32:37 PM »

Nice.

Johnson's clearly never been to Barnard Castle.

Offline TheHoob

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14286 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 10:48:00 PM »
First time we've heard from Johnson in how long?

Offline Super Duper Branko Strupar

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14287 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 11:00:13 PM »
"So I take it you'll be telling Dom Cummings he won't be working with us any more?"

"Yeah that's a good idea, I'll get rid of a good advisor because he broke lockdown rules. Brilliant"

"Boris, don't even start..."

"No, no, fine, that's come from the top.... Yeah hello Dom? It's Boris here. Bad news mate, we can't use you any more. Yep, because of the lockdown thing. No, I have got a sense of humour, but that was offensive towards the general public, you know, and... I cant tolerate..."

At the third stroke, the time sponsored by Accurist will be 4.50 and ten seconds

"Pathetic"

"Is it?"



:lol:
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make.

Offline Troll

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14288 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 11:16:16 PM »

Offline Wullie

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14289 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 11:21:17 PM »
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Jeff's Garage - Cheaper than some other garages.

Offline TheHoob

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14290 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 11:22:19 PM »

Offline Si

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14291 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 11:27:17 PM »
[emoji38] amazing.
Bearings Straight!

Offline Klaus

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14292 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 11:33:41 PM »
:lol: very good

Offline Disco

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14293 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 11:39:42 PM »
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Powerful as f*** that.

Offline The Prophet

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14294 on: Saturday 23 May 2020, 11:56:57 PM »
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

Offline madras

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14295 on: Sunday 24 May 2020, 12:25:59 AM »

Mirror might have played a blinder here...
Hope this has been verified. The first story will count for nowt if the second turns out to be false.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline Disco

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14296 on: Sunday 24 May 2020, 02:00:11 AM »
Great to see government and right wing support for unelected bureaucrats rise again btw.

"Campaigning newspapers"? :lol:

English and arguably better version of ‘fake news’.  A working ploy to paint anyone not pro Blue and Brexit as a political activist therefore their views are invalid. Delegitimisation of a free press is massively popular and will only increase when under pressure.

See it rise massively in months to come.
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Offline Decky

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14297 on: Sunday 24 May 2020, 08:43:13 AM »
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Steve Bruce, liar, s*** manager and general prick.

Offline GeordieDazzler

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14298 on: Sunday 24 May 2020, 09:31:47 AM »

Mirror might have played a blinder here...
Hope this has been verified. The first story will count for nowt if the second turns out to be false.

I'm fairly hopeful that there is another story to come after this

Offline Cort

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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #14299 on: Sunday 24 May 2020, 09:36:10 AM »