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Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #25 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 08:20:20 PM »
After a striker right wing back is the position we need strengthening the most.

If we got him and a striker who could finish I reckon we would finish top half and not be too far off Europe. But that would be having ambition

Right Wing back? Man we have Yedlin, Manquillo and Kraft for that position. Even Hayden.
Surely we need attacking midfielders, when Atsu is about the only one on bench? We have 2 left backs out too.

Just because we've got bodies doesn't mean we're strong. Yedlin and Krafth are horseshit.

Yedlin is fine as a wing back like.
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #26 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 09:22:08 PM »
After a striker right wing back is the position we need strengthening the most.

If we got him and a striker who could finish I reckon we would finish top half and not be too far off Europe. But that would be having ambition

Right Wing back? Man we have Yedlin, Manquillo and Kraft for that position. Even Hayden.
Surely we need attacking midfielders, when Atsu is about the only one on bench? We have 2 left backs out too.

Just because we've got bodies doesn't mean we're strong. Yedlin and Krafth are horseshit.

Yedlin is fine as a wing back like.
His pace is ridiculous and whilst he doesn't have a footballing brain wing back is better for him as he has more cover.

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #28 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 11:54:33 PM »
What a choice. An actual placca club or us, poor c***.

Offline toontownman

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #29 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 12:49:10 AM »
Sounds about right. Overly excited about him coming here, gutted we now miss out, still dont know anything much about him or seen him play to merit either extreme feelings!
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #30 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 03:14:25 AM »
His agent came and had a chat with our management and now he's signing for someone else :lol:
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #31 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 08:17:56 AM »
:lol: Delete the f***ing thread.

Offline Optimistic Nut

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #32 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 10:05:14 AM »
Very similar to Martins last January this.
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Offline Kanji

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #33 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 11:47:45 AM »
If he chose another bog standard PL club I’d be annoyed but wouldn’t fault him at all if he joins RB in a league he knows he can play in.
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #34 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 11:52:24 AM »
Think we're the only bog standard PL club tbf.

Everyone else seems to want to progress. We're happy to plead poverty and hire managers based on their family tree.

Offline MidfieldGeneral

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #35 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 12:06:37 PM »
Maybe Lookman will be available on loan if RB sign him.

Offline Ikon

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #36 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 12:55:57 PM »
Maybe Lookman will be available on loan if RB sign him.

We are much more likely to go for Monitorman.

Offline toontownman

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #37 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 01:05:50 PM »
Maybe Lookman will be available on loan if RB sign him.

We are much more likely to go for Monitorman.
Well Duffman didnt work out.
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Offline Gottlob

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #38 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 02:49:21 PM »
His left eye framed by a curl which his lips can scarcely muster, he's heard of his namesake, the short-lived Italian actor, but on the pitch he's languid rather than dashing: never one to lead the dance, his passivity gives the mistaken impression of a come-hither.

Offline sadnesstan

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #39 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 02:59:19 PM »
Maybe Lookman will be available on loan if RB sign him.

We are much more likely to go for Monitorman.

f***ing Monkman, more likely.

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #40 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 03:19:38 PM »
Maybe Lookman will be available on loan if RB sign him.

We are much more likely to go for Monitorman.

f***ing Monkman, more likely.
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Offline TRon

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #41 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 03:34:43 PM »
After a striker right wing back is the position we need strengthening the most.

If we got him and a striker who could finish I reckon we would finish top half and not be too far off Europe. But that would be having ambition

Right Wing back? Man we have Yedlin, Manquillo and Kraft for that position. Even Hayden.
Surely we need attacking midfielders, when Atsu is about the only one on bench? We have 2 left backs out too.

Just because we've got bodies doesn't mean we're strong. Yedlin and Krafth are horseshit.

Yedlin is fine as a wing back like.

He can't cross for s***.

Offline Ikon

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #42 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 03:42:53 PM »
Yedlin is not good enough..

Offline godzilla

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #43 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 05:33:56 PM »
Doing the rounds as his agent is at Bologna now

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #44 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 05:58:34 PM »
Canny little holiday tour tbh.

Offline sempuki

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #45 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 05:59:13 PM »
Doing the rounds as his agent is at Bologna now
We've been had by the look of things.

Offline toontownman

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #46 on: Tuesday 21 January 2020, 07:13:19 PM »
Isn't this about the time it turns out this guy actually isn't Lazaro's agent?
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #47 on: Thursday 23 January 2020, 10:36:28 AM »
Decision by tomorrow evening

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #48 on: Thursday 23 January 2020, 04:03:50 PM »
Back on?


Offline KaKa

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #49 on: Thursday 23 January 2020, 04:08:29 PM »
Reports earlier were that we were back ahead as favourites, so it's probably gone through now.
I'll be watching the games, and I'll be talking about the teams. If it's a disaster it will be quite humorous and exactly what Mike Ashley deserves and to be honest I'll quite enjoy it. I am totally indifferent to results and the team success going forward.

Now, in certain games should the team do well, I will be happy more for the players, because I feel bad for them mostly, and I still want to see some of them do well. I will still feel comfortable giving the team credit when they do well. I just don't care about any outcome at this point and none of my money goes into anything to do with Mike Ashley's operations.