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Offline toontownman

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #75 on: Thursday 23 January 2020, 11:52:38 PM »
Take it with a grain of salt, it's likely him only just reacting to last weekends news of his agent being at SJP. In a weeks time he will report we have a loan bid accepted then he will poo poo and claim it was always a non starter a week after it happens.
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #76 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 12:20:17 AM »

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #77 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 12:36:35 AM »
First Österreichisches to play for us?

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Dani Behr rumours now make sense.

Offline Sho'Time

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #78 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 09:21:05 AM »

Sauces are telling me he is just on holiday and this has nothing to do with a move to #NUFC #grimryder

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« Reply #79 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 09:47:42 AM »
His left eye framed by a curl which his lips can scarcely muster, he's heard of his namesake, the short-lived Italian actor, but on the pitch he's languid rather than dashing: never one to lead the dance, his passivity gives the mistaken impression of a come-hither.

:lol: :lol: Gorgeous.
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #80 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 10:44:36 AM »

Sauces are telling me he is just on holiday and this has nothing to do with a move to #NUFC #grimryder

Rich footballer goes to the UK on holiday in the middle of winter.  Seems legit.

Anyway, his wiki has been updated:

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Valentino Lando Lazaro (born 24 March 1996) is an Austrian professional footballer who plays as a right midfielder for Newcastle United on loan from Inter Milan.
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #81 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 11:01:10 AM »
Don't get the clamour tbh. Don't see why we need to polster the flank, especially as he could be a Krankl. Shout it lauda, we need a left back.
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #83 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 11:18:49 AM »
He'll only play if he's carrying an injury so that he can run it off
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #84 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 11:27:39 AM »
His left eye framed by a curl which his lips can scarcely muster, he's heard of his namesake, the short-lived Italian actor, but on the pitch he's languid rather than dashing: never one to lead the dance, his passivity gives the mistaken impression of a come-hither.
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:lol: :lol: Gorgeous.

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Offline madras

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #86 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 01:12:17 PM »
Dont know much about the player but hope he is intended as a wing back as decent wing backs could see Miggy and ASM playing closer together and closer to Joelintin.
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Offline reefatoon

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #87 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 01:36:41 PM »
And if it is to be a wide player, then anything  that might push Atsu further away from the first team is a bonus too

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Offline STM

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #90 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 02:29:53 PM »
He looks thick as mince, with the distant gaze of a moron.

Mind you, he has to be a bit micey to sign for us.
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #91 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 02:41:10 PM »
Looks stoned as f*** in that second pic  :lol:

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #92 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 02:44:49 PM »
Looks stoned as f*** in that second pic  :lol:
Probably thinks he's signed for Juventus.

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #93 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 02:47:46 PM »
It's the natural high that comes from watching Bruce's free flowing football in training.

Offline Conjo

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #94 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 02:50:22 PM »
Option to buy for £20m  ;D
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Offline BergenMagpie

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #95 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 03:12:53 PM »
Option to buy for £20m  ;D

What a waste of time negotiating that option

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Re: Official: Valentino Lazaro joins on loan until the end of the season
« Reply #96 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 03:13:21 PM »
Bruce still accepting all the players scouted for him with good grace I see.

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Offline TooonDoom

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Re: Official: Valentino Lazaro joins on loan until the end of the season
« Reply #97 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 03:17:08 PM »
Option to buy for £20m  ;D

Not sure why but I don't believe there will even be an option to buy on this one.   I recon the who will be sign for bit was around removing it.

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Re: Official: Valentino Lazaro joins on loan until the end of the season
« Reply #98 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 03:35:29 PM »
Excited for this signing. Potentially a good upgrade at RWB
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Offline Toon No9

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Re: Official: Valentino Lazaro joins on loan until the end of the season
« Reply #99 on: Friday 24 January 2020, 04:23:40 PM »
I'd like to see this team after this window:
   
                    Dubravka

         Shar  Lascelles  Lejuene
Lazaro                                     Rose

         M.Longstaff  Bentaleb

     Almiron                  Saint Max
                      Bowen