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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #1 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 12:51:37 PM »
Never heard of him and don't know anything about him. Name makes him sounds like a good player though.

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #2 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 12:56:21 PM »
Fast wing back and can play down both flanks, looked good for inter

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #3 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 12:58:48 PM »
Looks like this one is going to happen this week according to Steve's marras in the press.

https://www.transfermarkt.co.uk/valentino-lazaro/profil/spieler/186368

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentino_Lazaro

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45983952

He's a good little youtube footballer, got to admit that. Like the look of him.

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #4 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 01:02:26 PM »
He sounds like a too-cute-to-be-rakish Argentine pivot player, slight of build, wearing his floppy hair with an undercut, most content away from the pitch nuzzling up in a woman's heaving embonpoint.

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #5 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 01:14:42 PM »
Anyone that uses embonpoint gets kudos from me   I doff my cap

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #6 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 01:21:10 PM »
Anyone that uses embonpoint gets kudos from me   I doff my cap

had to google it. :lol:
john gibson in the chronicle this afternoon;
"John Carver has talked of playing two up top in an effort to score goals, tactically be more direct to grind out points, and just about every other possibility known to man or beast. They are the ramblings of a drowning desperado."

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #7 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 02:32:37 PM »
Victor Moses gone to Inter now too so this will likely happen

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #8 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 02:34:43 PM »
Anyone that uses embonpoint gets kudos from me   I doff my cap

had to google it. :lol:

Never heard it in my life :lol:

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #9 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 02:37:09 PM »
Bit like décolletage

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #10 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 02:39:03 PM »
I'm pretty well read and I've never heard of the word.  Be hard to pronounce it in a sentence  :cheesy:
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #11 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 02:39:04 PM »
Lazaro and Willems wing backs was definitely exciting. But anyway, hope this happens. Good age and he’s got talent.
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #12 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 02:39:50 PM »
Bit like décolletage

oooh, now that one is even better.
john gibson in the chronicle this afternoon;
"John Carver has talked of playing two up top in an effort to score goals, tactically be more direct to grind out points, and just about every other possibility known to man or beast. They are the ramblings of a drowning desperado."

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #13 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 02:49:31 PM »
He's really good like. Would be a great signing for you boys.

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #14 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 02:50:42 PM »
Fast wing back and can play down both flanks, looked good for inter

Described as a right midfielder on Wiki. 23 yrs old. This will be another one of those young prospects Bruce has scouted extensively when he was handed an A4 profile sheet of him this morning.

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #15 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 02:51:42 PM »
He's gonna be f***ing confused when he goes online to see what the fans think of his signing :lol:
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #16 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 02:52:40 PM »
After a striker right wing back is the position we need strengthening the most.

If we got him and a striker who could finish I reckon we would finish top half and not be too far off Europe. But that would be having ambition

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #17 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 05:21:14 PM »
Less Argentine-Italian than Italo-Mexican, as a child he watched games of polo through a chain-link fence and wore a broken bandolier which he found by the dump. Slung low around his scrawny waist, he was no conquistador but a sunken crevice.

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #18 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 05:55:02 PM »
:lol:

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #19 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 06:23:27 PM »
He sounds like a too-cute-to-be-rakish Argentine pivot player, slight of build, wearing his floppy hair with an undercut, most content away from the pitch nuzzling up in a woman's heaving embonpoint.

Less Argentine-Italian than Italo-Mexican, as a child he watched games of polo through a chain-link fence and wore a broken bandolier which he found by the dump. Slung low around his scrawny waist, he was no conquistador but a sunken crevice.

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #20 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 07:18:46 PM »
After a striker right wing back is the position we need strengthening the most.

If we got him and a striker who could finish I reckon we would finish top half and not be too far off Europe. But that would be having ambition

Right Wing back? Man we have Yedlin, Manquillo and Kraft for that position. Even Hayden.
Surely we need attacking midfielders, when Atsu is about the only one on bench? We have 2 left backs out too.

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #21 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 07:21:55 PM »
After a striker right wing back is the position we need strengthening the most.

If we got him and a striker who could finish I reckon we would finish top half and not be too far off Europe. But that would be having ambition

Right Wing back? Man we have Yedlin, Manquillo and Kraft for that position. Even Hayden.
Surely we need attacking midfielders, when Atsu is about the only one on bench? We have 2 left backs out too.

Just because we've got bodies doesn't mean we're strong. Yedlin and Krafth are horseshit.

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #22 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 07:36:10 PM »
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:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #23 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 07:41:08 PM »
Sounds like a non-starter  :lol:

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Re: Valentino Lazaro
« Reply #24 on: Monday 20 January 2020, 07:41:50 PM »
Saw him linked with Leipzig this morning