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Re: Women's World Cup
« Reply #1050 on: Sunday 7 July 2019, 07:18:34 PM »
I've really enjoyed this world cup and the USA team look really good however I didn't realise they regularly get beat off school boy teams in warm up matches.

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« Reply #1051 on: Sunday 7 July 2019, 07:18:46 PM »
Pinoe wins WC, Golden Ball, and Golden Boot. Get f***ed, Trump.

She was bleating on about how extremely American she is yet she refuses to meet the President because of her lefty liberal loony ideologies

Not very extremely American really is she

Awwww did the gay woman footballer make the angry patriot man, and his arsenal of guns, all angry? Poor little Deany.

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Re: Women's World Cup
« Reply #1052 on: Sunday 7 July 2019, 07:19:25 PM »
Pinoe wins WC, Golden Ball, and Golden Boot. Get f***ed, Trump.

She was bleating on about how extremely American she is yet she refuses to meet the President because of her lefty liberal loony ideologies

Not very extremely American really is she

Impressive how you set a bar on idiocy and shatter and then utterly shatter the record. That's some serious dedication to dipshittery. Not noticed the trend in American sports of teams refusing to go to the White House? Maybe it's because Trump is an absolute POS who constantly takes a s*** on the office. If Trump can't treat the office with any sort of decorum or dignity, then it is well within any athlete's rights to spurn the visit.

Expressing dissent is a very American thing, just as is being able to tell President Trump to go f*** himself. Out of all the horse s*** going on, and people focus their outrage on this.

Of course I notice the issues I live here amongst it all I'm saying is people categorizing themselves as extremely American are usually the loons Trump has in his pocket so she issues the comment yet goes completely against the grain

Except that you didn't come near to saying that. And anyone, just because Trumpians bleat on about how very American are doesn't mean that they have some patent on it. What a bizarre explanation.
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Re: Women's World Cup
« Reply #1053 on: Sunday 7 July 2019, 07:19:35 PM »
Pinoe wins WC, Golden Ball, and Golden Boot. Get f***ed, Trump.

She was bleating on about how extremely American she is yet she refuses to meet the President because of her lefty liberal loony ideologies

Not very extremely American really is she

Awwww did the gay woman footballer make the angry patriot man, and his arsenal of guns, all angry? Poor little Deany.

Where do you get this s*** I'm some kind of screaming right win patriot with an Arsenal from it's totally not true
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Re: Women's World Cup
« Reply #1054 on: Sunday 7 July 2019, 07:20:47 PM »
I've really enjoyed this world cup and the USA team look really good however I didn't realise they regularly get beat off school boy teams in warm up matches.

The omission of one word would have completely turned the context of this sentence on its head.
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Re: Women's World Cup
« Reply #1055 on: Monday 8 July 2019, 12:00:47 AM »
This World Cup has been fantastic for introducing me to Hope Solo and her nudes. Margaery Tyrell looking bitch has stole my heart.

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« Reply #1056 on: Monday 8 July 2019, 07:50:36 AM »
I've really enjoyed this world cup and the USA team look really good however I didn't realise they regularly get beat off school boy teams in warm up matches.

The omission of one word would have completely turned the context of this sentence on its head.

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« Reply #1057 on: Monday 8 July 2019, 08:38:00 AM »
Hate it...............The pony tail cup
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Re: Women's World Cup
« Reply #1058 on: Monday 8 July 2019, 09:11:31 AM »
This thread sure does highlight who the numpties are on here.
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« Reply #1059 on: Monday 8 July 2019, 09:25:47 AM »
This thread sure does highlight who the numpties are on here.

God help the first gay footballer in premier League with knuckle draggers like that about. I think world cup has been class, lasses have skill and show up the blokes at times. Tobin Heath or Atsu you decide

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« Reply #1060 on: Monday 8 July 2019, 12:30:43 PM »
Wasn't the first openly gay footballer (excluding Fashnu and Hitzlberger) Xisco?

There was a bunch of photos of him mincing round the beach at a gay parade, getting cupped and licking blokes' bullet holes and stuff. Pardew later clarified things with: He's lost his way a bit.
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« Reply #1061 on: Monday 8 July 2019, 12:33:24 PM »
Wasn't the first openly gay footballer (excluding Fashnu and Hitzlberger) Xisco?

There was a bunch of photos of him mincing round the beach at a gay parade, getting cupped and licking blokes' bullet holes and stuff. Pardew later clarified things with: He's lost his way a bit.

I remember the picture of him arm-in-arm with a bloke at a 'notorious' gay beach in Spain, as I think it was described in the Daily Mail article. Those notorious gay beaches, with their rainbow coloured sand and all that.

Definitely don't remember pictures of him getting involved in any bumhole engineering as you'd pointed out, you'd think there'd be a massive piece in the papers over that. Or that Pardew quote? Surely neither of those things happened? :lol:

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Re: Women's World Cup
« Reply #1062 on: Monday 8 July 2019, 12:34:09 PM »
This thread sure does highlight who the numpties are on here.

God help the first gay footballer in premier League with knuckle draggers like that about. I think world cup has been class, lasses have skill and show up the blokes at times. Tobin Heath or Atsu you decide

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« Reply #1063 on: Monday 8 July 2019, 12:39:56 PM »
Wasn't the first openly gay footballer (excluding Fashnu and Hitzlberger) Xisco?

There was a bunch of photos of him mincing round the beach at a gay parade, getting cupped and licking blokes' bullet holes and stuff. Pardew later clarified things with: He's lost his way a bit.

I remember the picture of him arm-in-arm with a bloke at a 'notorious' gay beach in Spain, as I think it was described in the Daily Mail article. Those notorious gay beaches, with their rainbow coloured sand and all that.

Definitely don't remember pictures of him getting involved in any bumhole engineering as you'd pointed out, you'd think there'd be a massive piece in the papers over that. Or that Pardew quote? Surely neither of those things happened? :lol:

There was cupping and tongues. I may have embellished with the sphincter stuff.

The Pardew quote is real, although it was just a general comment on the mental state of The Xisco Kid. I took it to mean he's a flaming homosexual.
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« Reply #1064 on: Monday 8 July 2019, 12:41:10 PM »
The standard of the football was woeful compared to the men, but regardless of that the games I watched were entertaining and more honest. Didn't see any diving, very little complaining to referees etc which was a breath of fresh air.
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« Reply #1065 on: Tuesday 9 July 2019, 09:12:51 AM »
The standard of the football was woeful compared to the men, but regardless of that the games I watched were entertaining and more honest. Didn't see any diving, very little complaining to referees etc which was a breath of fresh air.

A relatively fair assessment. I enjoyed it and will be watching more, the quality will improve over time. I'd love it if it was just as good as mens, twice as much football to watch would be class.
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Re: Women's World Cup
« Reply #1066 on: Thursday 11 July 2019, 01:59:26 AM »
Pinoe wins WC, Golden Ball, and Golden Boot. Get f***ed, Trump.

She was bleating on about how extremely American she is yet she refuses to meet the President because of her lefty liberal loony ideologies

Not very extremely American really is she


Enjoy!

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« Reply #1067 on: Thursday 11 July 2019, 06:33:31 AM »
been a huge fan of the US women running about with drinks in their hands at every single moment of their existence since arriving back to the US, rapinoe was like f***ing julian the other day :lol:
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« Reply #1068 on: Thursday 11 July 2019, 03:57:55 PM »
Pinoe wins WC, Golden Ball, and Golden Boot. Get f***ed, Trump.

She was bleating on about how extremely American she is yet she refuses to meet the President because of her lefty liberal loony ideologies

Not very extremely American really is she


Enjoy!

Really??
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Re: Women's World Cup
« Reply #1069 on: Thursday 11 July 2019, 04:02:17 PM »
The standard of the football was woeful compared to the men, but regardless of that the games I watched were entertaining and more honest. Didn't see any diving, very little complaining to referees etc which was a breath of fresh air.

Did you see the England v Cameroon game (was it Cameroon? You know the one I mean)

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Re: Women's World Cup
« Reply #1070 on: Wednesday 13 November 2019, 02:12:10 AM »
Pinoe wins WC, Golden Ball, and Golden Boot. Get f***ed, Trump.

She was bleating on about how extremely American she is yet she refuses to meet the President because of her lefty liberal loony ideologies

Not very extremely American really is she


Given a choice of who, if you could get your hands on one, fire your surface to air missile at...Rapinoe, Perez or the dog Saint Maximim?
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« Reply #1071 on: Wednesday 13 November 2019, 10:09:07 AM »
She's really embracing her role as the ultimate conservitard boogeyman :thup:
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Re: Women's Football Thread
« Reply #1072 on: Sunday 18 October 2020, 04:00:47 PM »
Our women’s team won 11-0.

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« Reply #1073 on: Sunday 18 October 2020, 05:08:16 PM »
Our women’s team won 11-0.

Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been 26-4 :lol:

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« Reply #1074 on: Sunday 18 October 2020, 05:12:02 PM »