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Offline Colo's Short and Curlies

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #25 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 10:43:03 pm »
Jamie Redknapp, banged Louise
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:04:43 pm »
Diego Maradona. Easily.

Was my first thought, but wouldn’t want his mental/personal issues.

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« Reply #27 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:06:16 pm »
Jamie Redknapp, banged Louise

Now I know. Florian Thauvin, easily.

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« Reply #28 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:11:24 pm »
Based purely on footballing ability, I’d want to be a complete central midfielder like Schweinsteiger or De Rossi.

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« Reply #29 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 12:51:00 am »
Typical , you lot just wanted to be stars not footballers
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« Reply #30 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 12:52:08 am »
Shearer for me like.

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« Reply #31 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 12:57:15 am »
Maldini, just so so good.

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« Reply #32 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 01:06:31 am »
Terry Hibbit came to my school one year ( 1973 ? ) to award a cup to our football team ( Cragside ) got his autograph afterwards . Im talking about who you would liked to have been in terms of football not stardom or how much £££ you could make or women you couldve shagged ( Ginola ) , football , as was , before money ruined everything and it still meant something
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« Reply #33 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 09:23:30 am »
Fabian Schar. The man could play anywhere and be mint.

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« Reply #34 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 02:40:22 pm »
Drogba in his prime.

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« Reply #35 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 03:00:23 pm »
Cristiano Ronaldo.(without the gayness)

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« Reply #36 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 03:01:44 pm »
whats wrong with gayness ?

bobby moore for me

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« Reply #38 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 07:44:02 pm »
whats wrong with gayness ?

bobby moore for me

Did I say or imply that there is something wrong with it...?

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« Reply #39 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 09:13:05 pm »
Cristiano Incelnaldo.

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« Reply #40 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 11:08:08 pm »
Andy Carroll.
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« Reply #41 on: Sunday 11 August 2019, 11:33:34 pm »
Ronaldinho. Pure entertainer. Or Asprilla.

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« Reply #42 on: Monday 12 August 2019, 06:42:38 am »
Ronaldinho. Pure entertainer. Or Asprilla.

Minus the guns.

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« Reply #43 on: Monday 12 August 2019, 07:39:47 am »
Cristiano Ronaldo.
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« Reply #44 on: Monday 12 August 2019, 08:40:03 am »
I think I'd quite like to be a comedy cult hero, like Shola, Ali Dia or Emile Heskey. No idea why. Probably because I'm useless.

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« Reply #45 on: Monday 12 August 2019, 09:41:37 am »
Ginola is the only answer needed.

Actually Tino, imagine being that mad c***

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« Reply #46 on: Monday 12 August 2019, 11:26:35 am »

This is a really great question! I've thought so much about what the right answer is and despite following the Toon since I was about 6 (I'm that plus 60 now) the only answer is this:

Me in my footballing prime, No 9 in my own right. Winning the '76 Cup by scoring the goal in the last minute - diving header of 25 yard screamer? Either really....just imagine the life changing joy of being able to do that?
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« Reply #47 on: Monday 12 August 2019, 12:52:06 pm »
Thierry Henry
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« Reply #48 on: Monday 12 August 2019, 12:54:40 pm »

This is a really great question! I've thought so much about what the right answer is and despite following the Toon since I was about 6 (I'm that plus 60 now) the only answer is this:

Me in my footballing prime, No 9 in my own right. Winning the '76 Cup by scoring the goal in the last minute - diving header of 25 yard screamer? Either really....just imagine the life changing joy of being able to do that?

My thoughts exactly. Why would anybody want to be anybody else?

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« Reply #49 on: Monday 12 August 2019, 12:57:45 pm »
Jack Colback.  I'd do a swan dive off the tallest building I could find.
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