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Offline The Little Waster

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Football players - who would you be ?
« on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 10:51:58 AM »
If you couldve been one of your heros who would it have been ?
Personally always wanted to be the next Terry Hibbit pinging crosses to Supermac , dream job 😎
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Offline Darth Crooks

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #1 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:02:24 AM »
Jonas. Top shagger. Top lad. Spidermag

Offline ManDoon

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #2 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:05:24 AM »
Ben Arfa obvs
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
Trump will do well man. Don't know why but I really feel this will be the case. Really hope it will come to be that way.

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Offline Nattfare

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #3 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:06:45 AM »
The unsung hero Ali Dia.

Offline Chicane

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #4 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:10:36 AM »
Cabaye. Tekkers and handsome as f***, what more do you need?

Offline covmag

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #5 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:10:49 AM »
Dion Dublin, he has a massive knob(rumoured)I’d like to be him.
Ashley has killed my club

Offline Fitzgerald

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #6 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:13:34 AM »
Cabaye. Tekkers and handsome as f***, what more do you need?

Aye and the winner at old Trafford and my best away game ever. Legend status for that alone

Offline Fitzgerald

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #7 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:15:53 AM »
Would have been class to have been Bellamy 2001-2003. Playing alongside Shearer, pace to burn and in that exciting young team. That last minute winner at Feyenoord. Winding everyone up

Online leffe186

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #8 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:21:14 AM »
Ginola.
Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.

Offline Disco

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #9 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:21:46 AM »
Jonas. Top shagger. Top lad. Spidermag

Sad that he extorted money out good guy Mike in the courts though, support the team not the regime.

Offline Tribesman

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #10 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:26:45 AM »
I would be Casemiro because I could kick the s*** out of players I don't like such as Ramos and get away with it.

Offline Cronky

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #11 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 11:28:36 AM »
George Best without the drink problem.
People generalise too much.

Online toon25

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #12 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 12:10:59 PM »
Dion Dublin, he has a massive knob(rumoured)I’d like to be him.

 :lol:

Offline morla84

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #13 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 12:21:36 PM »
Laurent Roberts underpants

Offline AsprillasShinPad

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #14 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 12:42:37 PM »
Would have been class to have been Bellamy 2001-2003. Playing alongside Shearer, pace to burn and in that exciting young team. That last minute winner at Feyenoord. Winding everyone up

This. Bellamy-Shearer shoud have been the best strike force in world football. Pacy player who can finish running off the best 9 the PL has ever seen.

But Bellamy's infuriating inability to deal with the offside trap (especially considering how much pace he had to burn) combined with his turd temperament meant he never got close to his potential.

I can't help but think a normal person with Bellamy's skills would have been phenomenal next to Shearer.

Offline nemtizz

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #15 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 12:44:57 PM »
Cabaye. Tekkers and handsome as f***, what more do you need?

Dwarf, though.

Ramos for me.

Offline AsprillasShinPad

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #16 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 12:51:57 PM »
Cabaye. Tekkers and handsome as f***, what more do you need?

Dwarf, though.

Ramos for me.

How f***ing dare you.

Cabaye is a prince.

Offline Ian W

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #17 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 01:05:51 PM »
Vieira maybe, but would’ve been a striker when I was younger. Klinsmann was my ultimate hero.

Obviously Pirlo, but since reading his book I realise he’s an insufferable t***.

Offline persy

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #18 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 01:10:02 PM »
Ibrahimovic ;)

Offline Ian W

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #19 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 01:14:48 PM »
Carrick as well, love a sexy passer.

Offline Raconteur

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #20 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:37:33 PM »
Ronaldinho.

And what the f***s wrong with the lot of you to say anyone but The Dinho?!?
Steve Bruce: Ashley Enabler.

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #21 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:39:30 PM »
Liverpool midfield of 08/09. Shoot like Gerrard, tackle like Macherano and long diagonals like Xabi Alonso.

Offline chopey

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #22 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:46:13 PM »
Jan Molby with less hair
Mike Ashley stole my 30's

Offline Disco

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #23 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:46:18 PM »
:lol::lol:

Juan Sebastian Veron for me Clive, someone of that ilk definitely. Maybe Redondo if he had knees.

Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Re: Football players - who would you be ?
« Reply #24 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 10:11:27 PM »
Diego Maradona. Easily.
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too