Author Topic: Ludwig Francilette signs for NUFC/didn’t cut mustard at Dijon  (Read 6101 times)

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Offline toontownman

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #50 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:45:34 PM »
Black man holds shirt, scenes of N-O reminiscent of that bald Turkish looking guy who once did some training.
Ah, the good bad times..
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« Reply #51 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 11:04:36 PM »
Fairly certain it's Jacare Souza.

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« Reply #52 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 11:09:34 PM »
From what i’ve Heard, from someone who does scouting for the club, we’ve signed James alabi

A striker who, according to Wiki, scored twice in the Conference last season? ???

:lol: Mystery signing going from 20 goals for Porto on page one to 2 goals for Leyton Orient by page two and possibly not actually a signing at all is very summer 2019.

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« Reply #53 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 11:35:26 PM »
Philip from Rising Damp
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« Reply #54 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 11:48:00 PM »
Where is that ITK guy from yesterday he should know :rolleyes:

Come on big boy tell us who it is.

Is it someone Rafa “rejected” in 1999?

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« Reply #55 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 11:58:33 PM »
Philip from Rising Damp

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« Reply #56 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 12:12:23 AM »
Got a couple of days wait to find out. They will sit on this and release the youth player signing once its announced no more first team players are coming in.
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Offline Toon No9

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« Reply #57 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 01:16:31 AM »
Haha, we're just like the NorthEast reporters here!
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« Reply #58 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 01:20:26 AM »
It's 2019, why is someone taking a photo with a potato?
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« Reply #59 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 04:35:14 AM »
I’m told his English name translates to Black Power, and he’s from Nigeria and only 22 according to his father who is not much older than his son and remembers his birth like it was a couple of years ago. He’s meant to be big, strong and quick, but not the most intelligent of players. He’s meant to be a beast though and his nickname in Africa was the baby faced rapist.

He’s a winger and club scouts have likened him to a younger supersized Atsu. He’s apparently Shola’s relative as well, I think the club need to double check he’s not his real brother though, they look nowt alike and this could be one of those dodgy favours to an agent.

Sounds promising either way.
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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #60 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 06:49:04 AM »
From what i’ve Heard, from someone who does scouting for the club, we’ve signed James alabi

A striker who, according to Wiki, scored twice in the Conference last season? ???

I'm taking the p*ss.

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« Reply #61 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 07:11:25 AM »
He looks like Mangala to me
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Offline Optimistic Nut

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« Reply #62 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 07:17:36 AM »
He’s just turned down Leicester because he’s not interested, of course he’ll have sneaked into Newcastle without anyone knowing just to sign for us.
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« Reply #63 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 07:20:38 AM »
Hilarious the way we are saying he looks like anyone, he looks like a black JFK and that is all and not the Kinnear model

Offline Shelvey's Hair

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« Reply #64 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 07:45:37 AM »
Iv just heard from a mate his name is Nok su kow.. does a bit of kick boxing apparently.

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« Reply #65 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 07:55:53 AM »
Hilarious the way we are saying he looks like anyone, he looks like a black JFK and that is all and not the Kinnear model

Club does a shock reveal on deadline day of JFK in blackface as our new DoF :lol:
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« Reply #66 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:09:08 AM »
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Offline loki679

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« Reply #67 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:12:14 AM »
Ludwig Francillette :lol:

We're just straight up signing Simpsons characters now :lol:
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« Reply #68 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:17:19 AM »
Seems like mystery solved then.

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Edit: That's St. Mirren black & white army. Hmm.

Born in 1999, but barely any stuff on him on google. Sell.

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« Reply #69 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:21:57 AM »
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Offline reefatoon

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« Reply #70 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:36:52 AM »
Meh, what an anti climax that ended up being.

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« Reply #71 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:39:01 AM »
Meh, what an anti climax that ended up being.

Fitting in nicely with everything else at the club then.

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« Reply #72 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 08:40:40 AM »
Meh, what an anti climax that ended up being.

Fitting in nicely with everything else at the club then.

 :lol: perfectly

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #73 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 09:35:43 AM »
Ludwig Francillette, 20 years old, defender (left back?), released from Dijon(?), was on trial at St Mirren in July and was poor. Signed for NUFC?

Quick, check who his agent is.

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« Reply #74 on: Wednesday 7 August 2019, 03:20:19 PM »
Case closed unless proven otherwise
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