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Offline JToon7

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #25 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 08:44:02 PM »
Boubakary Soumare?

Offline Collage

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #26 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 08:53:54 PM »
Sol Campbell's back.

Offline BlueStar

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #27 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 08:55:55 PM »
George Weah's cousin?

Offline Stifleaay

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #28 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 09:04:03 PM »
Hope it’s a new owner holding the shirt up instead.

Offline Consortium of one

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #29 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 09:13:03 PM »
Darren Bent.

Needs something to do after being cuckolded
It is my intent to purchase NUFC as soon as possible with the fullest extent of my personal wealth which may not be all that much right now, and may never be, but I stand by my statement nonetheless.

Offline Mags Serbia

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #30 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 09:13:13 PM »
Youssouf Sabaly?

Offline TBG

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #31 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 09:25:40 PM »
Brett Emerton?

Offline geordiedean

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #32 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 09:26:07 PM »
Hope it’s a new owner holding the shirt up instead.

idi Amin
and now Tudor's gone down for Newcastle

Offline The Prophet

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #33 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 09:30:28 PM »
Can I run the bath then?
It's basically what gives us the upper hand even in times of crisis. "Cannit wait man, we're gonna batter them, hope it's 4 or 5 nil, fancy such and such for a hat trick, we're going got Europe, they're a yo-yo team" Then five minutes into the game "s***, why haven't we scored? They've had a shot! Why aren't we all over them? How come there are two teams in the game? f***, what if we don't win? f***s SAKE CLEAR IT SHOOT TACKLE HIM BOO! What if we lose, PANIC PANIC BRUCE MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID HE MISS THAT SHOT, IS HE A MAG?! IT'S BECAUSE BRUCE IS A MAG! f*** OFF STEWARD ARE YOU A f***ing MAG? BET ALL THESE COPPERS ARE MAGS, AND THE MEDIA! THE REF'S A f***ing MAG! AM I A MAG?! Wait, blacked out for a second there. Ah, f***, we've lost again."

Offline sh74

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #34 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 09:32:38 PM »
:lol: The back of our shirt is so much better than the front, like. I don't know what it is about the front that just looks 'off'. Doesn't seem like a good fit on anyone.

Even better now I've got this lad on the back of it. Wasn't sure what number he would be but just had to go straight to the club shop when I seen this photo. Absolutely buzzing like.



The liquid metal bloke off terminator 2?

Offline David Edgar

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #35 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 09:38:55 PM »
Obviously Jack Wills.  Was announced earlier.

Offline geordie_b

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #36 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 09:56:32 PM »
Balotelli

Offline Sima

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« Reply #37 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:00:43 PM »
Ben Johnson

Offline Willow

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« Reply #38 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:01:06 PM »
.com say:

Rather than the next in line after Joelinton, Jetro Willems and Allan Saint-Maximin however, we believe that the unidentified player is destined for the U23 squad.

Offline Tomato Deuce

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #39 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:01:40 PM »
Hairline's got a touch of the Gouff.

First thought I had :lol:

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #40 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:04:55 PM »
.com say:

Rather than the next in line after Joelinton, Jetro Willems and Allan Saint-Maximin however, we believe that the unidentified player is destined for the U23 squad.

Said it elsewhere but u23 lads usually have a photo at the training ground and 1st teamers get the classic shirt at SJP treatment.

If it is an u23 we'll have spent money and therefore doing these photos to try count it as a proper signing I bet
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Offline nemtizz

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« Reply #41 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:07:19 PM »
Mike, no?

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Offline Shearergol

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #43 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:14:01 PM »
From what i’ve Heard, from someone who does scouting for the club, we’ve signed James alabi

Offline Disco

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #44 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:19:02 PM »
Black man holds shirt, scenes of N-O reminiscent of that bald Turkish looking guy who once did some training.

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #45 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:20:28 PM »
From what i’ve Heard, from someone who does scouting for the club, we’ve signed James alabi

A striker who, according to Wiki, scored twice in the Conference last season? ???

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« Reply #46 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:23:29 PM »
From what i’ve Heard, from someone who does scouting for the club, we’ve signed James alabi

No way  :lol:

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #47 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:30:54 PM »
I say keep it a mystery, even when he's playing just have ? marks over his name and shirt
Just waiting for the glasses to go in the pocket

Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #48 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:33:07 PM »
From what i’ve Heard, from someone who does scouting for the club, we’ve signed James alabi

Nah, he was somewhere else this afternoon.
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

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Re: Mystery Player Signs for Undisclosed Fee on Unknown Contract
« Reply #49 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:35:46 PM »
Don Cheadle
Consider winning