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Offline Nobody

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« Reply #25 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 12:12:55 PM »
Ah, looks like it runs in the family then. Interesting.

Where did their dad play hockey out of interest?
Know he played for Djurgården (:anguish:) in Sweden for a bit. Know someone who knew him back then.

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« Reply #26 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 01:35:32 PM »
Ah, looks like it runs in the family then. Interesting.

Where did their dad play hockey out of interest?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Longstaff

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« Reply #27 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 01:44:22 PM »
s***, their Dad is younger than me (just)

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« Reply #28 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 01:48:07 PM »
Wow, that's fascinating. Didn't even realise there was an active Ice Hockey league in the UK. Pretty cool.

Always been amazed by what they can do on the ice, and most of those guys are big dudes too.

I mean going off Wiki, even their dad was 6 ft 2 and 225 pounds. That's a powerful build.

I'll be watching the games, and I'll be talking about the teams. If it's a disaster it will be quite humorous and exactly what Mike Ashley deserves and to be honest I'll quite enjoy it. I am totally indifferent to results and the team success going forward.

Now, in certain games should the team do well, I will be happy more for the players, because I feel bad for them mostly, and I still want to see some of them do well. I will still feel comfortable giving the team credit when they do well. I just don't care about any outcome at this point and none of my money goes into anything to do with Mike Ashley's operations.

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« Reply #29 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 02:38:45 PM »
Was it Bigstaff that squared it to him for the goal?

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« Reply #30 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 03:19:53 PM »
Was it Bigstaff that squared it to him for the goal?
Yep. Some ridiculousness from jetro and then ASM  both taking the p*ss on the ball before too.
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« Reply #31 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:47:53 AM »
Aren't they really good cricketers as well? Surely they must have some obese sibling who eats crayons and chases  dogs to restore equilibrium.

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« Reply #32 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:56:27 AM »
Should go out on loan.

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« Reply #33 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 11:01:08 AM »
Ah, looks like it runs in the family then. Interesting.

Where did their dad play hockey out of interest?
Know he played for Djurgården (:anguish:) in Sweden for a bit. Know someone who knew him back then.
Djurgården!😲🤢🤮

Well, the kids turned out well anyway...😉😄

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« Reply #34 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 11:14:42 AM »
Aren't they really good cricketers as well? Surely they must have some obese sibling who eats crayons and chases  dogs to restore equilibrium.

Comfy chairs, beer, and doom. Humanity's future is an early 90s LAN party.

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« Reply #35 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 01:18:43 PM »
yeah his Dad is a bit of a ledge on the hockey scene. Was a big part of Newcastle Vipers success. Nice guy too.

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« Reply #36 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 02:14:35 PM »
Shortstaff  :lol:
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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 11:36:55 PM »


Why does Matty Longstaff sound like Kevin de Bruyne at 2:01

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« Reply #38 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 08:17:01 PM »
One of few bright spots at the club is this lad.
I think hes going to be the next paul scholes.

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« Reply #39 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 08:27:54 PM »
One of few bright spots at the club is this lad.
I think hes going to be the next paul scholes.
Ney pressure then...

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« Reply #40 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 08:59:19 PM »
Aren't they really good cricketers as well? Surely they must have some obese sibling who eats crayons and chases  dogs to restore equilibrium.


Longstiff?

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« Reply #41 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:01:50 PM »
One of few bright spots at the club is this lad.
I think hes going to be the next paul scholes.

Guaranteed 19 goals a season then as he'll score every f***ing time he plays at SJP.
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« Reply #42 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:20:12 PM »
One of few bright spots at the club is this lad.
I think hes going to be the next paul scholes.

The next Carrick & Scholes. Being on the title.
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« Reply #43 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:22:05 PM »
Bring on the 150mill more like  :lol:

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« Reply #44 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:27:13 PM »
We'll get more than 150m for their dad man

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« Reply #45 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:28:32 PM »
We'll get more than 150m for their dad man
Stud fees  :lol:

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Matty Longstaff
« Reply #46 on: Sunday 6 October 2019, 05:06:05 PM »
Nice long-range effort from the lad, some decent long-range passes too. Looks hungry, world apart from the Shelvey of recent at any rate.

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« Reply #47 on: Sunday 6 October 2019, 05:09:02 PM »
Nice long-range effort from the lad, some decent long-range passes too. Looks hungry, world apart from the Shelvey of recent at any rate.
https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=103129.msg7051861#msg7051861

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« Reply #48 on: Sunday 6 October 2019, 05:11:38 PM »
Cheers :thup:

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« Reply #49 on: Sunday 6 October 2019, 06:07:49 PM »
Strike!