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Offline Nobody

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Re: Matty Shortstaff
« Reply #25 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 12:12:55 PM »
Quote from: KaKa on Sunday  4 August 2019, 11:50:00 AM
Ah, looks like it runs in the family then. Interesting.

Where did their dad play hockey out of interest?
Know he played for Djurgården (:anguish:) in Sweden for a bit. Know someone who knew him back then.
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Offline Greg

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« Reply #26 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 01:35:32 PM »
Quote from: KaKa on Sunday  4 August 2019, 11:50:00 AM
Ah, looks like it runs in the family then. Interesting.

Where did their dad play hockey out of interest?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Longstaff
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Offline Pons Alias

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« Reply #27 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 01:44:22 PM »
s***, their Dad is younger than me (just)
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Offline KaKa

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« Reply #28 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 01:48:07 PM »
Wow, that's fascinating. Didn't even realise there was an active Ice Hockey league in the UK. Pretty cool.

Always been amazed by what they can do on the ice, and most of those guys are big dudes too.

I mean going off Wiki, even their dad was 6 ft 2 and 225 pounds. That's a powerful build.

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Re: Matty Shortstaff
« Reply #29 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 02:38:45 PM »
Was it Bigstaff that squared it to him for the goal?
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Offline toontownman

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« Reply #30 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 03:19:53 PM »
Quote from: Nobody on Sunday  4 August 2019, 02:38:45 PM
Was it Bigstaff that squared it to him for the goal?
Yep. Some ridiculousness from jetro and then ASM  both taking the p*ss on the ball before too.
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Offline Tyne81

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Re: Matty Shortstaff
« Reply #31 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:47:53 AM »
Aren't they really good cricketers as well? Surely they must have some obese sibling who eats crayons and chases  dogs to restore equilibrium.
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Offline Disco

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Re: Matty Shortstaff
« Reply #32 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 10:56:27 AM »
Should go out on loan.
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Offline Toon No9

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« Reply #33 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 11:01:08 AM »
Quote from: Nobody on Sunday  4 August 2019, 12:12:55 PM
Quote from: KaKa on Sunday  4 August 2019, 11:50:00 AM
Ah, looks like it runs in the family then. Interesting.

Where did their dad play hockey out of interest?
Know he played for Djurgården (:anguish:) in Sweden for a bit. Know someone who knew him back then.
Djurgården!😲🤢🤮

Well, the kids turned out well anyway...😉😄
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Offline loki679

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« Reply #34 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 11:14:42 AM »
Quote from: Tyne81 on Monday  5 August 2019, 10:47:53 AM
Aren't they really good cricketers as well? Surely they must have some obese sibling who eats crayons and chases  dogs to restore equilibrium.

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Offline sleazy

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« Reply #35 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 01:18:43 PM »
yeah his Dad is a bit of a ledge on the hockey scene. Was a big part of Newcastle Vipers success. Nice guy too.
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« Reply #36 on: Monday 5 August 2019, 02:14:35 PM »
Shortstaff  :lol:
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Offline nemtizz

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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday 6 August 2019, 11:36:55 PM »


Why does Matty Longstaff sound like Kevin de Bruyne at 2:01
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Offline Dunce

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« Reply #38 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 08:17:01 PM »
One of few bright spots at the club is this lad.
I think hes going to be the next paul scholes.
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Offline duo

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« Reply #39 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 08:27:54 PM »
Quote from: Dunce on Saturday 10 August 2019, 08:17:01 PM
One of few bright spots at the club is this lad.
I think hes going to be the next paul scholes.
Ney pressure then...
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Offline morla84

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« Reply #40 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 08:59:19 PM »
Quote from: loki679 on Monday  5 August 2019, 11:14:42 AM
Quote from: Tyne81 on Monday  5 August 2019, 10:47:53 AM
Aren't they really good cricketers as well? Surely they must have some obese sibling who eats crayons and chases  dogs to restore equilibrium.


Longstiff?
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« Reply #41 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:01:50 PM »
Quote from: Dunce on Saturday 10 August 2019, 08:17:01 PM
One of few bright spots at the club is this lad.
I think hes going to be the next paul scholes.

Guaranteed 19 goals a season then as he'll score every f***ing time he plays at SJP.
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Offline Optimistic Nut

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Re: Matty Shortstaff
« Reply #42 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:20:12 PM »
Quote from: Dunce on Saturday 10 August 2019, 08:17:01 PM
One of few bright spots at the club is this lad.
I think hes going to be the next paul scholes.

The next Carrick & Scholes. Being on the title.
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Offline Dunce

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Re: Matty Shortstaff
« Reply #43 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:22:05 PM »
Bring on the 150mill more like  :lol:
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Offline morla84

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« Reply #44 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:27:13 PM »
We'll get more than 150m for their dad man
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Offline Dunce

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« Reply #45 on: Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:28:32 PM »
Quote from: morla84 on Saturday 10 August 2019, 09:27:13 PM
We'll get more than 150m for their dad man
Stud fees  :lol:
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Offline HawK

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Matty Longstaff
« Reply #46 on: Sunday 6 October 2019, 05:06:05 PM »
Nice long-range effort from the lad, some decent long-range passes too. Looks hungry, world apart from the Shelvey of recent at any rate.
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Offline NEEJ

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« Reply #47 on: Sunday 6 October 2019, 05:09:02 PM »
Quote from: HawK on Sunday  6 October 2019, 05:06:05 PM
Nice long-range effort from the lad, some decent long-range passes too. Looks hungry, world apart from the Shelvey of recent at any rate.
https://www.newcastle-online.org/forum/index.php?topic=103129.msg7051861#msg7051861
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Offline HawK

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« Reply #48 on: Sunday 6 October 2019, 05:11:38 PM »
Cheers :thup:
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Offline NEEJ

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Re: Matty Shortstaff
« Reply #49 on: Sunday 6 October 2019, 06:07:49 PM »
Strike!
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