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Offline toontownman

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Matty Shortstaff
« on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 04:59:58 PM »
Too soon.

I know.

That strike though. Surely getting some minutes this year. What a pre-season for him and what a time for him and his family!
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Offline La Parka

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« Reply #1 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 05:01:00 PM »
Glad Shortstaff has become a thing . He's had a good pre season.

Offline Yorkie

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« Reply #2 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 05:01:33 PM »
Has he has any loan time?

Offline Sho'Time

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« Reply #3 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 05:02:09 PM »
Has he scored? Livescore only seems to say Sean Longstaff has scored.

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« Reply #4 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 05:04:25 PM »
Get him out on loan asap.

Offline loki679

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« Reply #5 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 05:05:12 PM »
Just as a point of order I think the thread titles should be just 'longstaff' and 'shortstaff'. No need for first names.
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Offline marki

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Offline 1964

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« Reply #9 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 06:08:53 PM »
Let's get the longstaff parents on a breeding programme, Mike will provide some romance via a couple of happy meals and a couple of hours in a travelodge

Offline TRon

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« Reply #10 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 06:09:16 PM »
Didn't even know Longstaff had a brother before pre-season, but turns out he is really highly rated by the staff.

Offline madras

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« Reply #11 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 06:13:21 PM »
Didn't even know Longstaff had a brother before pre-season, but turns out he is really highly rated by the staff.
Higher rated throughout his time here, I know that doesnt count for much at that age and level, was supposed to more crafted and technical than his brother who was more of a workhorse with a decent long range shot.

Would be great for them both to come through and fulfill their potential as locals coming through the ranks
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Offline Optimistic Nut

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« Reply #12 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 06:18:40 PM »
Would he be the first player born in the 21st century to play for us if he makes a competitive appearance?
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 07:18:46 PM »
Let's get the longstaff parents on a breeding programme, Mike will provide some romance via a couple of happy meals and a couple of hours in a travelodge
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 07:44:07 PM »
Let's get the longstaff parents on a breeding programme, Mike will provide some romance via a couple of happy meals and a couple of hours in a travelodge

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« Reply #15 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 07:44:22 PM »
Would he be the first player born in the 21st century to play for us if he makes a competitive appearance?

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« Reply #16 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 07:54:01 PM »
Would he be the first player born in the 21st century to play for us if he makes a competitive appearance?

Obafemi Martins.

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« Reply #17 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 07:57:46 PM »
He was the only player to play in 3 different centuries.
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 08:36:03 PM »
Matty and Sean to lift the 2022 World Cup. Our generations Charlton brothers mark my words.

Offline KaKa

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« Reply #19 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 08:42:58 PM »
Man, imagine how thrilled their folks must be with how things are coming together for them both. Fantastic for them.
I'll be watching the games, and I'll be talking about the teams. If it's a disaster it will be quite humorous and exactly what Mike Ashley deserves and to be honest I'll quite enjoy it. I am totally indifferent to results and the team success going forward.

Now, in certain games should the team do well, I will be happy more for the players, because I feel bad for them mostly, and I still want to see some of them do well. I will still feel comfortable giving the team credit when they do well. I just don't care about any outcome at this point and none of my money goes into anything to do with Mike Ashley's operations.

Offline Doc

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« Reply #20 on: Saturday 3 August 2019, 08:49:18 PM »
Didn't even know Longstaff had a brother before pre-season, but turns out he is really highly rated by the staff.

Long or Short?

Offline covmag

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« Reply #21 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 09:58:08 AM »
I assumed it was the 50 million pounds man who scored.

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Offline Danh1

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« Reply #22 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 10:05:04 AM »
Wasn’t their fatha a professional ice hockey player? Sure he used to post on Skunkers actually.

Some family.


Offline jack j

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« Reply #23 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 10:14:45 AM »
Fatha played ice hockey very high standard
There uncle is Alan Thompson pro footballer
There other uncle posted on skunkers

The toughest of the 3 is definitely posting on skunkers

Offline KaKa

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« Reply #24 on: Sunday 4 August 2019, 11:50:00 AM »
Ah, looks like it runs in the family then. Interesting.

Where did their dad play hockey out of interest?
I'll be watching the games, and I'll be talking about the teams. If it's a disaster it will be quite humorous and exactly what Mike Ashley deserves and to be honest I'll quite enjoy it. I am totally indifferent to results and the team success going forward.

Now, in certain games should the team do well, I will be happy more for the players, because I feel bad for them mostly, and I still want to see some of them do well. I will still feel comfortable giving the team credit when they do well. I just don't care about any outcome at this point and none of my money goes into anything to do with Mike Ashley's operations.