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Offline HTT

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Re: Joelinton
« Reply #2625 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 12:07:36 PM »
One of them just created a new account on Tuesday 3 March 2020, 02:44:28 PM

I've wished nothing but good health and the best for people on this forum and then BANG, I get called a paedo.

Shame.

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Offline Judge Holden

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« Reply #2626 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 12:18:37 PM »
One of them just created a new account on Tuesday 3 March 2020, 02:44:28 PM

I've wished nothing but good health and the best for people on this forum and then BANG, I get called a paedo.

Shame.

Guilty sign

I'm off onto the Depression and Anxiety thread to have a cry about how this online abuse is really getting me down.

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« Reply #2627 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 12:30:46 PM »
One of them just created a new account on Tuesday 3 March 2020, 02:44:28 PM

I've wished nothing but good health and the best for people on this forum and then BANG, I get called a paedo.

Shame.

Guilty sign

I'm off onto the Depression and Anxiety thread to have a cry about how this online abuse is really getting me down.

Nonce
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Offline Judge Holden

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Re: Joelinton
« Reply #2628 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 12:42:38 PM »
You've definitely got my card marked.

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« Reply #2629 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 07:33:45 PM »
Jesus, I was only joking :lol:
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« Reply #2630 on: Thursday 26 March 2020, 08:10:09 PM »

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« Reply #2631 on: Saturday 28 March 2020, 04:44:46 PM »
hope he watched the 5-0 game might of learnt how a striker scores

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« Reply #2632 on: Saturday 28 March 2020, 04:47:11 PM »
If it were that easy every striker in the world would score loads

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« Reply #2633 on: Saturday 28 March 2020, 04:55:53 PM »
Global pandemic, people dying, football everywhere shut down for the foreseeable future and we're still taking time out of our day to have a pop at Joelinton :lol:
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« Reply #2634 on: Friday 3 April 2020, 02:21:20 AM »
Global pandemic, people dying, football everywhere shut down for the foreseeable future and we're still taking time out of our day to have a pop at Joelinton :lol:

Yeah, think of all that productivity people locked in their homes would otherwise be doing.
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« Reply #2635 on: Friday 3 April 2020, 04:08:39 AM »
Global pandemic, people dying, football everywhere shut down for the foreseeable future and we're still taking time out of our day to have a pop at Joelinton :lol:

Still hasn't scored [in the league] since August. It's unfortunate because I'm sure it was just a matter of time.

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« Reply #2636 on: Friday 3 April 2020, 07:09:26 AM »
The video misses out on the fact that we actually did change our formation and that he's quite s*** as it is, does he really press defenders? i remember the fans were really angry with him during the home game at Palace for failing to press multiple times.

The video says he was playing in a team that pressed and played to clear instructions etc. Not a great deal of point in trying to play a pressing game as an isolated number 9 while everyone else is sitting 50 yards off you.
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Offline John P

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« Reply #2637 on: Saturday 9 May 2020, 03:24:03 PM »
https://mrkt-insights.simplecast.com/episodes/introduction-to-mrkt-insights

Some interesting comments on Joelinton from just after 33mins onwards here. These guys do data and scouting analysis for Swansea City amongst others. I reckon Joelinton might be worth persevering with under a different manager and used in a different system with hopefully a few better players around him.

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« Reply #2638 on: Saturday 9 May 2020, 03:33:20 PM »
We might aswell because we won't get our money back

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« Reply #2639 on: Saturday 9 May 2020, 03:49:48 PM »
https://mrkt-insights.simplecast.com/episodes/introduction-to-mrkt-insights

Some interesting comments on Joelinton from just after 33mins onwards here. These guys do data and scouting analysis for Swansea City amongst others. I reckon Joelinton might be worth persevering with under a different manager and used in a different system with hopefully a few better players around him.

I've said a few times, he's not ready to be a number one striker for a s*** side, but would be quite happy to see him coming off the bench with no pressure. He's understudy material, not the finished article.

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« Reply #2640 on: Sunday 10 May 2020, 11:55:13 PM »
https://mrkt-insights.simplecast.com/episodes/introduction-to-mrkt-insights

Some interesting comments on Joelinton from just after 33mins onwards here. These guys do data and scouting analysis for Swansea City amongst others. I reckon Joelinton might be worth persevering with under a different manager and used in a different system with hopefully a few better players around him.

I've said a few times, he's not ready to be a number one striker for a s*** side, but would be quite happy to see him coming off the bench with no pressure. He's understudy material, not the finished article.
Never in a million years will this bloke be a number 9 or centre forward.  Use whatever data you want!

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« Reply #2641 on: Monday 11 May 2020, 12:55:21 AM »
https://mrkt-insights.simplecast.com/episodes/introduction-to-mrkt-insights

Some interesting comments on Joelinton from just after 33mins onwards here. These guys do data and scouting analysis for Swansea City amongst others. I reckon Joelinton might be worth persevering with under a different manager and used in a different system with hopefully a few better players around him.

I've said a few times, he's not ready to be a number one striker for a s*** side, but would be quite happy to see him coming off the bench with no pressure. He's understudy material, not the finished article.
Never in a million years will this bloke be a number 9 or centre forward.  Use whatever data you want!

If you listen to what I posted you would find that they agree - he's never been played as a number 9 or a centre forward and in such a restrictive system before.

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« Reply #2642 on: Monday 11 May 2020, 02:56:33 AM »
https://mrkt-insights.simplecast.com/episodes/introduction-to-mrkt-insights

Some interesting comments on Joelinton from just after 33mins onwards here. These guys do data and scouting analysis for Swansea City amongst others. I reckon Joelinton might be worth persevering with under a different manager and used in a different system with hopefully a few better players around him.
Joelinton has been desperately unlucky.

He had a breakout season under one of the most tactically astute managers in Europe. It was a solid season that he needed to build on, and instead he’s had his momentum sapped. I don’t think he’s always put himself in a position to succeed, but it reflects far worse on those who scouted and signed him. He’s nothing like Rondon.

Rondon could hold up the ball until help arrived, that’s not Joelinton. Rondon also couldn’t run in behind, which Joelinton can, but you’d never know it because we don’t play that way. Maybe he leaves and has a great career, ala Tomasson. Maybe he stays and finds his feet, or maybe he bombs out entirely.

The point is he’s symptomatic of s*** recruitment and a lack of genuine structure and guidance for new signings, post-Rafa.

Offline KaKa

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« Reply #2643 on: Monday 11 May 2020, 09:20:14 AM »
Shocking to know that the extent of our scouting of him was basically "He's a a big lad, he'll do."
I'll be watching the games, and I'll be talking about the teams. If it's a disaster it will be quite humorous and exactly what Mike Ashley deserves and to be honest I'll quite enjoy it. I am totally indifferent to results and the team success going forward.

Now, in certain games should the team do well, I will be happy more for the players, because I feel bad for them mostly, and I still want to see some of them do well. I will still feel comfortable giving the team credit when they do well. I just don't care about any outcome at this point and none of my money goes into anything to do with Mike Ashley's operations.

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« Reply #2644 on: Wednesday 10 June 2020, 07:55:27 AM »
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Really hope this guy gets it together.

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« Reply #2645 on: Wednesday 10 June 2020, 09:21:40 AM »
One of those players that might improve without the crowds.

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« Reply #2646 on: Wednesday 10 June 2020, 09:22:38 AM »
He'll have no problem with social distancing the way he plays
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« Reply #2647 on: Wednesday 10 June 2020, 10:01:56 AM »
He’ll be playing for a move either way the takeover goes

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« Reply #2648 on: Wednesday 10 June 2020, 10:31:15 AM »
He’ll go for about £20m to someone like Borussia Monchengladbach. Part-ex for Plea when we’re loaded maybe. :tobey:
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« Reply #2649 on: Wednesday 10 June 2020, 11:40:07 AM »
One of those players that might improve without the crowds.

I agree.