Topic: Steve 'False Manager' Bruce

[lovejoy]

It will be pulis, Hughes or Pearson. There’s no doubt about it.

[Scotty66]

Would take Pearson. Would give the squad a kick up the arse and get them motivated which is huge when flirting with relegation.

There's no way he would get on with Ashley though.

[astraguy]

Sweet baby Jesus  never watched the game thank f*** but watching motd, the worst team in the league who haven't
won in 186 days beat us on-
possession 66 -34
Attempts- 17-7
Expected goals-2.12-0.79
  thank f*** i f***ed sky off when this clown  🤡 replaced Rafa

[toon25]

Pearson or Hughes, I could see.

I don’t think they’d touch Pulis with a shitty stick.

[astraguy]

 

Pearson or Hughes, I could see.

I don’t think they’d touch Pulis with a shitty stick.

[The Ideal Crash]

He’s not getting sacked. At least not until late March when the damage will have been done.

The only way we can stay up is if the club sanctions a few transfers, particularly in central midfield.. and of course getting ASM back in the land of the living

[Wolfcastle]

Very likely to be Agnew or Clemence initially. Draw a couple games and that'll be that for the rest of this season.
Ameobi probably gets promoted to being Steve #3.
Just need someone to spout s**t to the media as if they're not a club lackey and to pretend to have a job to replace Shola and sorted.

[Abra Dubravka]

Steve #2 will become Head Steve, with Steve #3 become Steve #2, and Shola becoming the new Steve #3...

If that fails, we can promote Steve #3 who's actually now Steve #2 to become top Steve; with Shola now becoming Steve #2, and bring back Sammy to become Shola.

Try that until Shola's in charge with Sammy and Tomi 

[ScottishMagpie]

 

[LV]

[Away Day Gadgie]

This fat clip been dumped yet?

[Ben]

His tactic of a 38 point season by aiming for 0-0's every game and then hopefully getting a late goal is f***ed without Saint Maxim.

[Optimistic Nut]

The irony that we will be going to Fulham on the last day almost 2 years after we went there feeling good for the future.

[St1pe]

#nufc pic.twitter.com/UpGa6bnUhx

— JMW (@DUK3JMW) January 13, 2021

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😂😂😂

[thomas]

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-tactics-steve-bruce-19618065

He said: "We've been trying something different because over the last few weeks we've struggled going forward, so my thoughts were to get Ryan (Fraser), someone fresh, and Sean (Longstaff) higher up the pitch where he could be a goal threat. Unfortunately that didn't happen.

[PlymouthGeordie]

Anyone read Shearer's column in the athletic? Does it criticise Bruce in any way or is it all aimed at Ashley?

[Kasper]

Anyone read Shearer's column in the athletic? Does it criticise Bruce in any way or is it all aimed at Ashley?

Hope so.

[Hhtoon]

Anyone read Shearer's column in the athletic? Does it criticise Bruce in any way or is it all aimed at Ashley?

Just scanned it and mainly a criticism of Ashley/Charnley etc. Does say how bad the football is but gives Bruce all the outs possible. It's all very wishy washy and you can tell how close he is to Bruce and Harper. He calls out the Sheffield game as "crap" but never really says why from our perspective, just that we let them play their game.

Makes the point Bruce is head coach only at the beginning and then refers to manager throughout the rest of the article.

All very much sympathy for Steve and how there are mitigations. No help from Charnley, everything falls on him etc. Didn't work on me 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Watching this back then imagining that fat cushioned faced tw at doing his team talks makes me want to sob, the easter island faced Khunts perfumed accent trying to be Sir Bobby makes me physically sick.

https://youtu.be/--uao5dR74s?t=1

[Collage]

Ashley will wait a bit longer. If/when we lose against Arsenal, Leeds and Everton, then possibly...then we have Palace at home though. May save SB, but not our season...

[NEEJ]

Anyone read Shearer's column in the athletic? Does it criticise Bruce in any way or is it all aimed at Ashley?

Just scanned it and mainly a criticism of Ashley/Charnley etc. Does say how bad the football is but gives Bruce all the outs possible. It's all very wishy washy and you can tell how close he is to Bruce and Harper. He calls out the Sheffield game as "crap" but never really says why from our perspective, just that we let them play their game.

Makes the point Bruce is head coach only at the beginning and then refers to manager throughout the rest of the article.

All very much sympathy for Steve and how there are mitigations. No help from Charnley, everything falls on him etc. Didn't work on me 

He makes it very clear he's their pal and doesn't try to hide it, like. I think it's as scathing a criticism of Bruce as we'll get from Shearer, but the main focus of the article is Ashley's/Charnley's absent ownership/chairmanship.

[GWN]

Sorry this made me chuckle

Steve Bruce is literally the Geordie Uncle Albert. He's sunk every club he's been at

— Rob Staples (@DisturbedLilBoy) January 12, 2021

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[a random player who doesn't even play for us any more]

Looks like we'll play Arsenal and Villa next week now so hopefully that will see him off.

[Northerngimp]

It will be pulis, Hughes or Pearson. There’s no doubt about it.

I don't think Pulis would touch it and I have a sneaky feeling Pearson wont touch it as he was here as a coach when it all went tits up in 2009.  This has a Hughes stench all over it.

[Interpolic]

This false geordie f***ed off yet?