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Offline TRon

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7700 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 05:36:10 PM »
:lol:

Offline Elric

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7701 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 05:41:15 PM »
Soon this will feel like a distant dream. Until then, may you rest in a deep and dreamless slumber

Offline NEEJ

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7702 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 05:43:04 PM »

Offline Sima

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7703 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 05:43:58 PM »

Rafa doesnt watch cricket



 :)

Ironically looks like Bumble on that still.

Offline Chicane

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7704 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 05:44:49 PM »
Love how his Bruce impersonation always looks to be about to have a stroke  :lol:

Offline Darth Crooks

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7705 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 06:08:26 PM »
Love how his Bruce impersonation always looks to be about to have a stroke  :lol:

Try making your face look like his

Offline Gorilla

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7706 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 07:10:23 PM »
Steve Bruce, liar, s*** manager and general prick.

Offline LV

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7707 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 07:11:19 PM »
Steve Bruce, liar, s*** manager and general prick.

Well that’s his epitaph sorted

Offline Dinho lad

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7708 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 07:28:58 PM »
He's probably not a bad person in life generally, but professionally it's when he becomes the 'snake'.

Offline Fitzgerald

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7709 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 07:33:08 PM »
Steve Bruce, liar, s*** manager and general prick.

Well that’s his epitaph sorted

 :lol:

Offline Sean

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7710 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 07:45:26 PM »
Strong team. :lol:

I'd be surprised if Ashley didn't pick it himself.
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Offline Decky

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7711 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 08:20:29 PM »
Steve Bruce, liar, s*** manager and general prick.

Thanks for the new sig.
Steve Bruce, liar, s*** manager and general prick.

Offline LionOfGosforth

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7712 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 10:24:18 PM »
Another useless early cup exit. That will shut a few people up no doubt.

Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7713 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 10:26:34 PM »
Be nice if the plum shed some light on why we seemingly have players dropping left, right and centre with non-contact injuries...
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline Fitzgerald

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7714 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 10:29:09 PM »
Be nice if the plum shed some light on why we seemingly have players dropping left, right and centre with non-contact injuries...

RUNNING

Offline M4

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7715 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 10:30:14 PM »
But players are all having fun in training now.
"He can still tell you every single goal... and his training goals he counts as well. Apparently he's got 6,000 goals."

Offline midds

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7716 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 10:31:09 PM »
Be nice if the plum shed some light on why we seemingly have players dropping left, right and centre with non-contact injuries...

As if anyone of them has got the bottle or nous to ask him that  :lol:

All clubs get injuries but the nature and volume of them should be an issue if it’s off the dial before September has started...
The club comes first.

Offline Decky

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7717 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 10:32:35 PM »
He'll be delighted to have earned his Round 2 exit bonus from the fat b****** tonight.
Steve Bruce, liar, s*** manager and general prick.

Offline TBG

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7718 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 10:35:19 PM »
Be nice if the plum shed some light on why we seemingly have players dropping left, right and centre with non-contact injuries...

Matches come around quick in the Premier League. Not enough time to rest players between matches.

Offline Pilko

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7719 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 11:08:56 PM »
"Wuh gave it a right good go, that's for sure. At home under the lights you have to give it a crack and that's what we did"
"Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car. Perception." - David Brent

Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7720 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 11:15:19 PM »
Be nice if the plum shed some light on why we seemingly have players dropping left, right and centre with non-contact injuries...

As if anyone of them has got the bottle or nous to ask him that  :lol:

All clubs get injuries but the nature and volume of them should be an issue if it’s off the dial before September has started...

 :lol: Course they won't.

I'd imagine Luke Edwards will further cry baldy tears of anger should someone point out Rafa and his crew seemed to have it under control, too.
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline Disco

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7721 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 11:20:06 PM »
Is that all of ‘his’ new summer signings that have got crocked at some point now?


Offline sempuki

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7722 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 11:25:10 PM »
25% win rate - about his career average so no surprises so far.

Offline Thorpinho

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7723 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 11:26:42 PM »
Are there any reliable injury records around? Was it physioroom that was decent? Would be depressingly hilarious if someone could track the injuries under benitez v bruce. Might help convince the 'great day out' gang what a dinosaur bruce is.

Offline ToonArmy1892

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #7724 on: Wednesday 28 August 2019, 11:31:00 PM »
He will dine off the spurs result for ages now, even if we go on a losing run.