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Online Darth Crooks

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12875 on: Tuesday 10 March 2020, 07:08:13 PM »
Yes the pragmatic futurist Steve Bruce, f*** me.

Offline huss9

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12876 on: Tuesday 10 March 2020, 09:19:10 PM »
Yes the pragmatic futurist Steve Bruce, f*** me.

PFM, you say?
john gibson in the chronicle this afternoon;
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Offline Stal

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12877 on: Wednesday 11 March 2020, 09:59:58 AM »
Nah, don't think that crouch is as nice a guy as is made out. I mean, he isn't amongst the keanes. savages, pardews, wises and ashleys of football but he isn't as clear cut wholesome as he is portrayed.

Offline steve_69

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12878 on: Wednesday 11 March 2020, 12:27:51 PM »
Nah, don't think that crouch is as nice a guy as is made out. I mean, he isn't amongst the keanes. savages, pardews, wises and ashleys of football but he isn't as clear cut wholesome as he is portrayed.

Good, who wants wholesome?! You want people to have a bit of an edge surely?
He is a funny guy though and he does come across as a genuinely good lad

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12879 on: Wednesday 11 March 2020, 03:30:16 PM »
Nah, don't think that crouch is as nice a guy as is made out. I mean, he isn't amongst the keanes. savages, pardews, wises and ashleys of football but he isn't as clear cut wholesome as he is portrayed.

Good, who wants wholesome?! You want people to have a bit of an edge surely?
He is a funny guy though and he does come across as a genuinely good lad

I just don't like the fella, I have my reasons. And don't call me Shirley   ;D

Offline joeyt

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12880 on: Friday 13 March 2020, 11:55:00 AM »
Manager of the month? Unbeaten in March

Offline xLiaaamx

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12881 on: Friday 13 March 2020, 11:58:11 AM »
He's never gunna shut up about the year he could have won the FA cup if it wasn't scrapped. It'll be his defence for years.

Offline reefatoon

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12882 on: Friday 13 March 2020, 12:53:43 PM »
He's over the moon about the games being cancelled. He is off to self isolate in AbbraKebabra for a couple of weeks.

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12883 on: Friday 13 March 2020, 12:53:58 PM »
Manager of the month? Unbeaten in March
I welcome the apocalypse.

Offline ScottishMagpie

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12884 on: Friday 13 March 2020, 03:13:26 PM »
Can't wait for the chronic's articles about "Steve's top 5 tips to avoid covid-19" or "this started in China - Rafa moved to China few months before it started......just saying"

Offline jackyboy

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12885 on: Friday 13 March 2020, 03:23:01 PM »
Luck Steve again. The suspension of the games will give him time to get Dubs back
I went out with a girl once and she asked me to kiss her where it was wet and smelly...........So I took her to Middlesbrough

Offline jackyboy

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12886 on: Saturday 14 March 2020, 10:41:58 AM »
Bruce says he prepared for the fixture suspension 4 weeks ago. This guy is the dogs bollocks, all prepared before we had 1 case in this country, f***ing amazing
I went out with a girl once and she asked me to kiss her where it was wet and smelly...........So I took her to Middlesbrough

Offline bigfella

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12887 on: Saturday 14 March 2020, 11:01:08 AM »
Bruce says he prepared for the fixture suspension 4 weeks ago. This guy is the dogs bollocks, all prepared before we had 1 case in this country, f***ing amazing

Probably just means he bought all the toilet rolls in Asda, after a heavy night on the kebabs.

Offline nufcjb

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12888 on: Tuesday 31 March 2020, 04:45:45 PM »
When football comes back, this guy is hopefully gone or near the end of his time managing us here. Just sayin'

Offline TRon

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12889 on: Tuesday 31 March 2020, 04:48:36 PM »
When football comes back, this guy is hopefully gone or near the end of his time managing us here. Just sayin'

Will be one of my handful of proud days as a Newcastle fan.

Offline Judge Holden

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12890 on: Tuesday 31 March 2020, 05:20:19 PM »
When football comes back, this guy is hopefully gone or near the end of his time managing us here. Just sayin'

Simon Jordan would have a right hard-on for the nufc fans if we did sack him.

Offline Nobody

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12891 on: Tuesday 31 March 2020, 05:39:21 PM »
When football comes back, this guy is hopefully gone or near the end of his time managing us here. Just sayin'
:spit:

Offline Robster

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12892 on: Tuesday 31 March 2020, 05:40:33 PM »
When football comes back, this guy is hopefully gone or near the end of his time managing us here. Just sayin'
:spit:
The guy could not be more perfect for Mike Ashley.Bruce will be here for a good while yet.
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Offline Elbel1

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12893 on: Tuesday 31 March 2020, 08:29:19 PM »
When football comes back, this guy is hopefully gone or near the end of his time managing us here. Just sayin'
:spit:
The guy could not be more perfect for Mike Ashley.Bruce will be here for a good while yet.
Don't be so sure
If he gets infected by his next deliveroo driver he's a gonner
Got underlying health issues written all over him

Online Si

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12894 on: Wednesday 1 April 2020, 08:59:47 AM »
Imagine this absolute mess welcoming foreign investors. It'd be like something from a 70's sitcom.
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Offline Robster

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12895 on: Wednesday 1 April 2020, 09:33:22 AM »
Imagine this absolute mess welcoming foreign investors. It'd be like something from a 70's sitcom.
Definitely the football equivalent of asking Homer Simpson to design your next car.
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Offline Pilko

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12896 on: Wednesday 1 April 2020, 10:06:48 AM »
Imagine this absolute mess welcoming foreign investors. It'd be like something from a 70's sitcom.

"Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car. Perception." - David Brent

Offline Robster

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12897 on: Wednesday 1 April 2020, 10:21:08 AM »
:lol:
" Managers matter, but our manager is desperate for you, and his boss, to believe that they don’t. "
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Offline Disco

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Re: Steve Bruce
« Reply #12898 on: Thursday 2 April 2020, 03:33:46 AM »
Left his handjobbers in the local media high and dry sine he wasn’t contractually obliged to entertain them. Shows how s*** and dependent on him they all are.