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Offline andyman

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #50 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:38:43 PM »
I haven't asked for much in my life, but I'm turning 30 tomorrow, soo.. plz b tru, rumours. :aww:

Offline SuperFlat

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #51 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:39:04 PM »
Looks like the w*** holiday Monday is back on, so long troosers.

Tissues n tadpoles for me too.

:lol:

Offline chicken little

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #52 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:40:32 PM »
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mint, was waiting to hear what the f***ing dentist has to say about it  :lol:

Offline Klaus

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #53 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:40:53 PM »
Can I run the takeover bath now?

Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #54 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:41:06 PM »
I haven't asked for much in my life, but I'm turning 30 tomorrow, soo.. plz b tru, rumours. :aww:

villa defeat today, takeover and rafa contract announcement... :notbad:
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #55 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:43:05 PM »
hm, interesting that there's more coming out of the UAE direct like rather than a c*** in the sun

Yeah but they aren't saying anything :lol: Just it's done and when people ask about the Sun the responses is "it's done". Their words aren't exactly the most inspiring, almost like they read the reports and assumed they were reliable.

Offline Kanji

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #56 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:44:37 PM »
Plz happen
"We are not a stepping stone, we are Newcastle United." - Rafa Benitez

Offline gdm

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #57 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:46:22 PM »
hm, interesting that there's more coming out of the UAE direct like rather than a c*** in the sun

Yeah but they aren't saying anything :lol: Just it's done and when people ask about the Sun the responses is "it's done". Their words aren't exactly the most inspiring, almost like they read the reports and assumed they were reliable.

Saying it’s done is pretty definitive like

Offline Robster

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #58 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:47:36 PM »
Saying it’s done is pretty definitive like
Could also conceivably mean that it's all fallen through and it's dead in the water.
" Managers matter, but our manager is desperate for you, and his boss, to believe that they don’t. "
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Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #59 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:48:30 PM »
hm, interesting that there's more coming out of the UAE direct like rather than a c*** in the sun

Yeah but they aren't saying anything :lol: Just it's done and when people ask about the Sun the responses is "it's done". Their words aren't exactly the most inspiring, almost like they read the reports and assumed they were reliable.

Saying it’s done is pretty definitive like

aye i'm hardly on the phone to the box office signing up for season tickets yet but just find it interesting we're hearing an increasing amount from the other side of this proposed deal...that's not happened with the other bids
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline Kanji

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #60 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:49:01 PM »
If this happens and they pour money into the club, can you just imagine. Dream again.
"We are not a stepping stone, we are Newcastle United." - Rafa Benitez

Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #61 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:49:20 PM »
Saying it’s done is pretty definitive like
Could also conceivably mean that it's all fallen through and it's dead in the water.

howay robster :lol:

lad posted a tweet one before that saying welcome to newcastle :lol:
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline gdm

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #62 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:49:32 PM »
Saying it’s done is pretty definitive like
Could also conceivably mean that it's all fallen through and it's dead in the water.

What?? Straight After posting a pic of the Newcastle badge and welcome to the premier league :lol:

Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #63 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:50:40 PM »
hm, interesting that there's more coming out of the UAE direct like rather than a c*** in the sun

Yeah but they aren't saying anything :lol: Just it's done and when people ask about the Sun the responses is "it's done". Their words aren't exactly the most inspiring, almost like they read the reports and assumed they were reliable.

Saying it’s done is pretty definitive like

It's also what The Sun said :lol: They haven't said anything more and when people ask them if they have their own information their answers being "it's done" which doesn't answer the question isn't exactly definitive.

Offline Willow

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #64 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:51:16 PM »
Can I run the takeover bath now?

Everyone step away from your bathtubs until we get more confirmation

Offline ToonArmy1892

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #65 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:52:19 PM »
I can't handle this.

Offline Gallowgate End

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #66 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:52:22 PM »
Saying it’s done is pretty definitive like
Could also conceivably mean that it's all fallen through and it's dead in the water.

What?? Straight After posting a pic of the Newcastle badge and welcome to the premier league :lol:

 :lol:

Time for everyone to get in the takeover bath together :snod:

Offline covmag

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #67 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:53:47 PM »
f*** off man I need to go out
Ashley has killed my club

Offline Robster

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #68 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:54:43 PM »
Saying it’s done is pretty definitive like
Could also conceivably mean that it's all fallen through and it's dead in the water.
howay robster :lol:
lad posted a tweet one before that saying welcome to newcastle :lol:

:lol:
I can only ever be cynical where Mike Ashley is involved.
" Managers matter, but our manager is desperate for you, and his boss, to believe that they don’t. "
sackpardew.com

Offline Infinitely Content

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #69 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:54:47 PM »
If this happens and they pour money into the club, can you just imagine. Dream again.

Tbh, I would just be happy with spending what we generate. With FFP we likely won't have hundreds of millions spent immediately. I'd be over the moon with a new contract for Benitez, signing Rondon and bringing in a couple of top half players.

Offline gdm

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #70 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:54:48 PM »
hm, interesting that there's more coming out of the UAE direct like rather than a c*** in the sun

Yeah but they aren't saying anything :lol: Just it's done and when people ask about the Sun the responses is "it's done". Their words aren't exactly the most inspiring, almost like they read the reports and assumed they were reliable.

Saying it’s done is pretty definitive like

It's also what The Sun said :lol: They haven't said anything more and when people ask them if they have their own information their answers being "it's done" which doesn't answer the question isn't exactly definitive.

All along the info came from the Arab side of things.  Very much doubt they are reading the sun over breakfast.

Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #71 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:56:56 PM »
So do i, but i'm just saying they aren't exactly saying anything new and their answers to people asking if they have new info isn't exactly promising.

Offline Newcastle Fan

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #72 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:57:29 PM »
It's way too early to get excited guys :lol:

Offline Doctor Zaius

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #73 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:58:55 PM »
hm, interesting that there's more coming out of the UAE direct like rather than a c*** in the sun

Yeah but they aren't saying anything :lol: Just it's done and when people ask about the Sun the responses is "it's done". Their words aren't exactly the most inspiring, almost like they read the reports and assumed they were reliable.

Saying it’s done is pretty definitive like

It's also what The Sun said :lol: They haven't said anything more and when people ask them if they have their own information their answers being "it's done" which doesn't answer the question isn't exactly definitive.

All along the info came from the Arab side of things.  Very much doubt they are reading the sun over breakfast.

But they're probably going off reports they've seen on twitter from The Sun and taking it at face value.

Offline Darth Crooks

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #74 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:59:59 PM »
 Conflicted about this. Not because I’m ethically sceptical but because I fear I may rip my dick off unintentionally following the conformation. Pray for Darth’s dick.