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Takeover
43 (13.1%)
Fakeover
284 (86.9%)

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Author Topic: Mike Ashley  (Read 496071 times)

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Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #25 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:21:30 PM »
Is this not just a ploy to put pressure on?
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #26 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:22:09 PM »
where's our middle east oracles to tell us this blue tick fool is a comedian or summit
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline HaydnNUFC

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #27 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:23:10 PM »
where's our middle east oracles to tell us this blue tick fool is a comedian or summit

But...6 in a row. But...Calciopoli.

I reckon Haydn wears pure concentrated pheromones.

Offline Optimistic Nut

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #28 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:23:27 PM »
where's our middle east oracles to tell us this blue tick fool is a comedian or summit

TV Sports Presenter. :frantic:
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Offline ToonArmy1892

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #29 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:23:48 PM »
The slight delay is it going through the premier league vetting process, that's what i'm telling myself.

Offline Doctor Zaius

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #30 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:24:07 PM »
Means nowt like :lol:

Offline Robster

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #31 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:24:33 PM »
where's our middle east oracles to tell us this blue tick fool is a comedian or summit

TV Sports Presenter. :frantic:

Like Richard Keys :lol:
" Managers matter, but our manager is desperate for you, and his boss, to believe that they don’t. "
sackpardew.com


Offline Mole_Toonfan

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #33 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:24:47 PM »
Didn't know The Sun was such a popular paper in Dubai.

Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #34 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:24:52 PM »
And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make

Online David Edgar

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #35 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:25:11 PM »
where's our middle east oracles to tell us this blue tick fool is a comedian or summit

TV Sports Presenter. :frantic:

Wonder if he is reputable or some talksport level drone.

Offline HaydnNUFC

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #36 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:25:34 PM »
That guy is followed by Man City (meaningless info) and is a sports presenter over in the UAE. And this guy, who's basically saying 'good times ahead'.

But...6 in a row. But...Calciopoli.

I reckon Haydn wears pure concentrated pheromones.

Offline ToonArmy1892

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #37 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:27:33 PM »
That guy is followed by Man City (meaningless info) and is a sports presenter over in the UAE. And this guy, who's basically saying 'good times ahead'.


Plz don't do this.

 :pedro:

Offline Tiresias

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #38 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:27:47 PM »
This thread will get to another 1000 pages before he sells won't it  :lol:
Just waiting for the glasses to go in the pocket

Offline Gallowgate End

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #39 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:27:47 PM »
That guy is followed by Man City (meaningless info) and is a sports presenter over in the UAE. And this guy, who's basically saying 'good times ahead'.


BACK ON LADS!!!!

 :indi:

Offline Optimistic Nut

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #40 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:28:02 PM »
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Offline Pixelphish

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #41 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:28:21 PM »
It happen.
Aye. Just felt I did it at the same time as you and you came out tops every time. Just in a bad mood now after Pixelhax.

Have to get this out now:

Pixel you're either hacking with the demo, or you're too f***ing good to constantly hammer us to the ground with it every time we play. Starts to take the p*ss a bit. I mean, I don't want you to not enjoy the game, but at the same time I'd quite like to enjoy playing it too.

Offline Gallowgate End

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #42 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:29:03 PM »
Please turn out to be the greatest thread of all time :smitten:

Offline 54

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #43 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:29:14 PM »
Why the f*** to Man City follow 53K people on Twitter? :lol:

Offline hakka

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #44 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:30:18 PM »
I swear this is on. People need to get behind the takeover belief train. :lol:

Offline polkaDot

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #45 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:33:01 PM »
Went to bed laughing at the mackems, woke up at 5 this morning and saw the thread title saying we had been taken over. Drove 200 miles grinning and then checked again and it’s off. Get a couple of hours kip, wake up and check again and it’s back on ffs.

Offline taxfree

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #46 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:33:08 PM »
I trust him. Please don't let me down Hamed.

Offline reefatoon

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #47 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:34:01 PM »
Looks like the w*** holiday Monday is back on, so long troosers.

Offline tmonkey

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #48 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:35:52 PM »
Looks like the w*** holiday Monday is back on, so long troosers.

Tissues n tadpoles for me too.

Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: Mike Ashley (ft. alleged takeovers) Thread
« Reply #49 on: Monday 27 May 2019, 12:37:16 PM »
hm, interesting that there's more coming out of the UAE direct like rather than a c*** in the sun
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire