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Offline Stifleaay

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Hypothetical football questions
« on: Tuesday 5 March 2019, 08:39:51 PM »
I remember when the Mag was paper based and they used to ask similar questions, thought it would be interesting to ask similar on here. Basically it’s a list of hypothetical questions that you answer regarding NUFC and football in general, you can give your reasoning or rational as well if you want.

1: You are given a 1-0 this season, which game do you chose to win? (Has to be a league game):

2: You are given 1 club to be relegated from the Premier League, who do you chose?:

3: You are given one club to win the Champions League, who do you chose? (Club has to be in the Champions League or Champions League regular):

4: Would you rather win the Europa Leauge or the FA Cup?:

5: One club to be promoted from the Championship?:

6: Who would you prefer to win the SPL, Celtic or Rangers?:

7: You are asked for 1 manager to be sacked?:

8: A club other than the club you support to win their respective league?:

I realise that some of these are a bit s***, feel free to add better questions if you wish.
« Last Edit: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 01:32:16 PM by Stifleaay »

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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 5 March 2019, 08:44:30 PM »
1) Libpewl
2) Burnley
3) AFC Ajax
4) UEFA Cup
5) Blackburn (for the away day)
6) Anyone but
7) Stevie Me
8) Rennes

Offline Stifleaay

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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday 5 March 2019, 08:49:31 PM »
1: Liverpool away, because I can’t remember us winning there, ever.

2: Man Utd

3: Dortmund

4: FA Cup. I really want to say Europa League because it’s where our trophies dried up, we have came so close, and you get into the Champions League. However people will argue it’s not a real trophy.

5: Sheffield Wednesday, possibly the best support home or away I’ve came across.

6: Rangers

7: Dyche

8: Forge FC

Offline Tribesman

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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #3 on: Tuesday 5 March 2019, 08:54:31 PM »
1. Man United.
2. Chelsea.
3. Ajax.
4. Europa League.
5. Leeds.
6. Celtic.
7. Dyche.
8. Real Betis.

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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 5 March 2019, 08:55:01 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday 5 March 2019, 08:56:57 PM »
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Offline leffe186

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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 5 March 2019, 09:00:43 PM »
Nice idea:

1: You are given a 1-0 this season, which game do you chose to win? (Has to be a league game): Liverpool away

2: You are given 1 club to be relegated from the Premier League, who do you chose?: Arsenal

3: You are given one club to win the Champions League, who do you chose? (Club has to be in the Champions League): er...Tottenham Hotspur?

4: Would you rather win the Europa Leauge or the FA Cup?: Europa League

5: One club to be promoted from the Championship?: Brentford.

6: Who would you prefer to win the SPL, Celtic or Rangers?: Celtic

7: You are asked for 1 manager to be sacked?: Klopp

8: A club other than the club you support to win their respective league?: Leyton Orient

Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.

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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #7 on: Tuesday 5 March 2019, 09:06:08 PM »
1: Arsenal away
2: Chelsea
3: BVB
4: Waffa
5: Rotherham ('cos they'll be dump and occupy a bottom-three spot)
6: Hamilton Academical
7: Frank Lampard of Frank Lampard's Derby County
8: Napoli
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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 05:58:28 AM »
1: You are given a 1-0 this season, which game do you chose to win? (Has to be a league game): Liverpool away

2: You are given 1 club to be relegated from the Premier League, who do you chose?: Wolves

3: You are given one club to win the Champions League, who do you chose? (Club has to be in the Champions League): Tottenham

4: Would you rather win the Europa Leauge of the FA Cup?: Uefa Cup

5: One club to be promoted from the Championship?: Leeds

6: Who would you prefer to win the SPL, Celtic or Rangers?: Rangers

7: You are asked for 1 manager to be sacked?: Marco Silva.

8: A club other than the club you support to win their respective league?: Athletic Bilbao

 - club other than Newcastle you’d like to see win the FA Cup - Everton(Don't want any other team that have been in the PL shorter than us to win the trophy tbh - so would take Villa or Spurs in this category. Watford can get f***ed. So to Palace, Southampton, etc)



« Last Edit: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 07:07:21 AM by Astroblack »

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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 07:15:31 AM »
 :yikes:
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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 08:04:15 AM »
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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 08:11:45 AM »
Never thought I’d say this, but can I hear more from joey please?
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Offline Tyne81

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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #12 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 09:26:37 AM »
1: You are given a 1-0 this season, which game do you chose to win? (Has to be a league game):

Liverpool away

2: You are given 1 club to be relegated from the Premier League, who do you chose?:

Chelsea

3: You are given one club to win the Champions League, who do you chose? (Club has to be in the Champions League):

Ajax

4: Would you rather win the Europa Leauge of the FA Cup?:

Europa

5: One club to be promoted from the Championship?:

Leeds

6: Who would you prefer to win the SPL, Celtic or Rangers?:

Rangers

7: You are asked for 1 manager to be sacked?:

Guardiola

8: A club other than the club you support to win their respective league?:

Rennes


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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #13 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 09:32:08 AM »
1: You are given a 1-0 this season, which game do you chose to win? (Has to be a league game):

Liverpool away

2: You are given 1 club to be relegated from the Premier League, who do you chose?:

Burnley

3: You are given one club to win the Champions League, who do you chose? (Club has to be in the Champions League):

Spurs

4: Would you rather win the Europa Leauge of the FA Cup?:

Europa

5: One club to be promoted from the Championship?:

Norwich

6: Who would you prefer to win the SPL, Celtic or Rangers?:

Neither, awful bigoted setup, they both should be disbanded

7: You are asked for 1 manager to be sacked?:

Klopp just for the s***s and giggles

8: A club other than the club you support to win their respective league?:

The Heed

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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #14 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 10:45:42 AM »
1: You are given a 1-0 this season, which game do you chose to win? (Has to be a league game): Man Utd away

2: You are given 1 club to be relegated from the Premier League, who do you chose?: Everton

3: You are given one club to win the Champions League, who do you chose? (Club has to be in the Champions League):Atletico Madrid

4: Would you rather win the Europa Leauge of the FA Cup?: Europa League

5: One club to be promoted from the Championship?: Sheffield Utd

6: Who would you prefer to win the SPL, Celtic or Rangers?: Partick Thistle or Queens Park the two bigots should be disbanded

7: You are asked for 1 manager to be sacked?: Rafa Benitez to kick start the riot from our fans

8: A club other than the club you support to win their respective league?: Ryton & Crawcrook Albion

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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #15 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 11:05:33 AM »
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:lol: I came in here to post exactly this. Class.

 :lol:

Same.

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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #16 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 11:13:30 AM »
I remember when the Mag was paper based and they used to ask similar questions, thought it would be interesting to ask similar on here. Basically it’s a list of hypothetical questions that you answer regarding NUFC and football in general, you can give your reasoning or rational as well if you want.

1: You are given a 1-0 this season, which game do you chose to win? (Has to be a league game): Southampton - we never win there!

2: You are given 1 club to be relegated from the Premier League, who do you chose?: Southampton, see above

3: You are given one club to win the Champions League, who do you chose? (Club has to be in the Champions League): Ajax, just such a good team!

4: Would you rather win the Europa Leauge of the FA Cup?: FA Cup. I've waited since 1955 to get hold of this!

5: One club to be promoted from the Championship?: Leeds for what they will bring to the game

6: Who would you prefer to win the SPL, Celtic or Rangers?: None!! St Mirren!

7: You are asked for 1 manager to be sacked?: Brendan Rogers. Really can't stand him

8: A club other than the club you support to win their respective league?: St Mirren or FC Bruges

I realise that some of these are a bit s***, feel free to add better questions if you wish.

Really good setr of questions! Some good answers too!
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Offline Stifleaay

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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #17 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 11:27:08 AM »
I have re-worded the question about a club winning the Champions League. Because we are nearly at the end of the competition it doesn’t leave for many clubs to choose from, so I have changed it to must be in the champions League or a regular in the Champions League group stages.

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« Reply #18 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 11:50:57 AM »

1: You are given a 1-0 this season, which game do you chose to win? (Has to be a league game): Real Madrid away. Oh wait, we won that 0-3

2: You are given 1 club to be relegated from the Premier League, who do you chose?: Can't really muster significant amounts of hatred for anyone... whoever signs Pardew next I guess, if ever

3: You are given one club to win the Champions League, who do you chose? (Club has to be in the Champions League or Champions League regular): Us

4: Would you rather win the Europa Leauge of the FA Cup?: Ahem...

5: One club to be promoted from the Championship?: Leeds or Blackburn. Clubs that were big when I started following the PL and that I always feel like they belong in there.

6: Who would you prefer to win the SPL, Celtic or Rangers?: Let's declare the title vacant

7: You are asked for 1 manager to be sacked?: Pardew, whenever he gets a job again

8: A club other than the club you support to win their respective league?: Newcastle United

I realise that some of these are a bit s***, feel free to add better questions if you wish.
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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #19 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 12:04:06 PM »
1: Chelsea away
2: Man United
3: Barcelona
4: Europa League
5: Sheff Wed
6: Neither
7: Pardew whenever he's next employed
8: Shalke
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Re: Fantasy questions
« Reply #20 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 02:41:46 PM »
1: Spurs away. f*** Spurs.
2: BNP Burnley
3: Juventus
4: Europa Leauge - Come at me.
5: Sheff Wed
6: Win the what?
7: Brexit Warnock
8: St Pauli
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Offline NEEJ

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Re: Hypothetical football questions
« Reply #21 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 03:03:12 PM »
1. Arsenal away (I'm gannin)
2. West Ham
3. Ajax
4. Europa League
5. Leeds
6. Rangers but only just because I couldn't give a shiny one.
7. Eddie 'the fraud' Howe. Just kidding, I'd go for Dyche.
8. Rennes, has to be.

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Re: Hypothetical football questions
« Reply #22 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 03:10:01 PM »
1: You are given a 1-0 this season, which game do you chose to win? (Has to be a league game):
Liverpool away

2: You are given 1 club to be relegated from the Premier League, who do you chose?:
Chelsea

3: You are given one club to win the Champions League, who do you chose? (Club has to be in the Champions League or Champions League regular):
Benfica

4: Would you rather win the Europa Leauge or the FA Cup?:
Europa

5: One club to be promoted from the Championship?:
Ipswich

6: Who would you prefer to win the SPL, Celtic or Rangers?:
Rangers

7: You are asked for 1 manager to be sacked?:
Klopp, then they get Pardew and get relegated with Chelsea

8: A club other than the club you support to win their respective league?:
AC Milan

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« Reply #23 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 04:25:08 PM »
1: You are given a 1-0 this season, which game do you chose to win? (Has to be a league game):
Liverpool Away.  Our record there is pathetic

2: You are given 1 club to be relegated from the Premier League, who do you chose?:
Man Utd.

3: You are given one club to win the Champions League, who do you chose? (Club has to be in the Champions League or Champions League regular):
PSG (would like to see Buffon complete his trophy cabinet.)

4: Would you rather win the Europa Leauge or the FA Cup?:
FA Cup, it would end our awful record at Wembley.  Europa League if the final was at Wembley.

5: One club to be promoted from the Championship?:
Leeds.  About time they were back.

6: Who would you prefer to win the SPL, Celtic or Rangers?:
Couldn’t care less about them.

7: You are asked for 1 manager to be sacked?:
Souness from Sky Sports.  Absolute tosser.

8: A club other than the club you support to win their respective league?:
Portsmouth
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Re: Hypothetical football questions
« Reply #24 on: Wednesday 6 March 2019, 04:41:18 PM »
1: You are given a 1-0 this season, which game do you chose to win? (Has to be a league game): Liverpool away

2: You are given 1 club to be relegated from the Premier League, who do you chose?: Burnley

3: You are given one club to win the Champions League, who do you chose? (Club has to be in the Champions League): Ajax

4: Would you rather win the Europa Leauge or the FA Cup?: Europa League

5: One club to be promoted from the Championship?: Leeds (nostalgia over those intense matches the SBR years)

6: Who would you prefer to win the SPL, Celtic or Rangers?: Celtic

7: You are asked for 1 manager to be sacked?: Dyche

8: A club other than the club you support to win their respective league?: Milan and Valencia
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