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THE MLB PLAYOFFS - The internet is full of c*nts
« on: Tuesday 19 February 2019, 05:40:47 PM »
 :lol: Machado to the Padres. $300MM / 10 years.

 :lol: Padres.

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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 19 February 2019, 05:54:00 PM »
About as far removed from Baltimore as possible, so I’m pleased.

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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday 19 February 2019, 06:00:57 PM »
Won't have to worry about this too much at the Padres


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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday 19 February 2019, 06:27:54 PM »
:lol: Machado to the Padres. $300MM / 10 years.

 :lol: Padres.

:lol: f***ing WHO?!

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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 19 February 2019, 06:29:15 PM »
:lol: The Padres! The padres don't even exist. It's a construction scam. No one has ever seen a Padre. It's like witness protection.

The f***ing PADRES. :lol:

f*** me we almost traded Miggy.

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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday 19 February 2019, 06:33:04 PM »
:lol: The Padres! The padres don't even exist. It's a construction scam. No one has ever seen a Padre. It's like witness protection.

f*** :lol: This might be true actually. Fact: no one can name a supposed "Padre" over than Tony Gwynn.

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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 19 February 2019, 07:12:32 PM »


:lol: That's never the real hat.

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« Reply #7 on: Thursday 21 February 2019, 02:45:37 AM »
:lol: Machado to the Padres. $300MM / 10 years.

 :lol: Padres.

Could be worse, imagine being the White Sox who offered more money in a state with lower tax, and still got rejected.
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday 21 February 2019, 03:35:53 AM »
:lol: Machado to the Padres. $300MM / 10 years.

 :lol: Padres.

Could be worse, imagine being the White Sox who offered more money in a state with lower tax, and still got rejected.

As great as Chicago may be, San Diego’s pretty much 75F and sunny year-round. And their zoo is ace.

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« Reply #9 on: Thursday 21 February 2019, 03:40:15 AM »
He could hit .105 for the next four years and no one would know. He's got it absolutely made.

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« Reply #10 on: Thursday 21 February 2019, 06:35:50 AM »
He could hit .105 for the next four years and no one would know. He's got it absolutely made.

Personal golf cart to cruise him toward first as he sips a lemonade.

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« Reply #11 on: Thursday 21 February 2019, 02:32:59 PM »
The White Sox seem to have genuinely believed that they had the best offer, and their execs have been projecting an image of "gobsmacked fools" the past two days. 

Technically they did have the highest offer, but not in guaranteed money.  They offered 8 years/$250 M, but it went up to $350 M if Machado busted his ass on the incentives.

He wouldn't even bust his ass in the World Series, and took the guaranteed money.  He'll never sprint to first base again.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday 21 February 2019, 02:39:46 PM »
He could hit .105 for the next four years and no one would know. He's got it absolutely made.

Personal golf cart to cruise him toward first as he sips a lemonade.

:lol: You'd never see so much as a photograph, either.

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« Reply #13 on: Friday 22 February 2019, 07:00:24 AM »
Is Machado s***, then?

Padres doing a Chargers and paying big bucks to FA’s that aren’t actually very good? :lol:

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« Reply #14 on: Friday 22 February 2019, 09:18:03 AM »
He's f***ing incredible. It's just San Diego is the most anonymous team in the league. Supposedly their farm is absolutely s*** hot, though.

It simply never really occurred to us that he'd sign for the f***ing Padres. Who remembers the padres, fgs.

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« Reply #15 on: Friday 22 February 2019, 04:48:59 PM »
Reckon Harper is a lock for Philly now.

...unless San Diego aren't finished yet.

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« Reply #16 on: Friday 22 February 2019, 04:51:54 PM »
:lol: f***ing Philly.

Imagine us coming out of this winter with f***ing neither. Necromance George, ffs.

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« Reply #17 on: Friday 22 February 2019, 04:55:27 PM »
:lol: f***ing Philly.

Imagine us coming out of this winter with f***ing neither. Necromance George, ffs.

Manny, Bryce, Durant, Kyrie. What a trend.

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« Reply #18 on: Friday 22 February 2019, 07:11:30 PM »
Is Machado s***, then?

Padres doing a Chargers and paying big bucks to FA’s that aren’t actually very good? :lol:

It’d be like Mo Salah signing for Cardiff :lol:

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« Reply #19 on: Friday 22 February 2019, 07:23:00 PM »
:lol: oh right.  I get you mean by how good the team is.  But Cardiff and San Diego is a strange comparison in terms of cities :lol:

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« Reply #20 on: Friday 22 February 2019, 07:28:08 PM »
:lol: oh right.  I get you mean by how good the team is.  But Cardiff and San Diego is a strange comparison in terms of cities :lol:

He's comparing them not so much as cities but as clubs/teams you absolutely forget exists. It's hard to compare apples to oranges because anonymous teams in the PL get relegated. The Padres are the team you're like "Oh yeah, they exist." when your team's game starts and they're away in San Diego. The idea that a megastar would make that his team was...unexpected, is all. :lol:

There must be some wild s*** down in their farm. :undecided:

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« Reply #21 on: Friday 22 February 2019, 07:38:53 PM »
:lol: oh right.  I get you mean by how good the team is.  But Cardiff and San Diego is a strange comparison in terms of cities :lol:

:lol: I probably should’ve gone with Southampton. That’s a nice place, right?

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« Reply #22 on: Friday 22 February 2019, 09:54:26 PM »
It’s the mets year.
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« Reply #23 on: Friday 22 February 2019, 10:30:57 PM »
It’s the mets year.
Only 129 more days until Bobby Bonilla Day :lol: :lol:

Still funny for another 16 years :lol:

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« Reply #24 on: Friday 22 February 2019, 10:41:12 PM »
It’s the mets year.
Only 129 more days until Bobby Bonilla Day :lol: :lol:

Still funny for another 16 years :lol:

Just read up on this.

Wtf man.