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Re: Elias Sørensen
« Reply #25 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 05:59:13 pm »
Might as well give him a go in the Blackburn away game. Anyone but the Hoss.

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« Reply #26 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 06:02:31 pm »
Might as well give him a go in the Blackburn away game. Anyone but the Hoss.

I agree, but he won’t
Ashley please just f*** off

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« Reply #27 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 06:03:37 pm »
Can't wait to boo the SOFT DANISH c***.

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« Reply #28 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 06:04:36 pm »
Might as well give him a go in the Blackburn away game. Anyone but the Hoss.

I agree, but he won’t

We want knocking out of that, it's clear as day so he might get a go. It's a nufc special play the sun standard kids in the fa cup and go out in the 3rd/4th round

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« Reply #29 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 06:07:36 pm »
After the Checkatrade, 100% get him in the first team and tell him he's going to get a run of 5-6 starts, irrespective of how he performs.

Impossible to be any worse than Joselu.

If he can play wide or as a 10, even better.

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« Reply #30 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 06:08:37 pm »
After the Checkatrade, 100% get him in the first team and tell him he's going to get a run of 5-6 starts, irrespective of how he performs.

Impossible to be any worse than Joselu.

If he can play wide or as a 10, even better.

You'd play him instead of Rondon? And start him for 6 games in a row in the PL?

I don't think you've thought this through

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« Reply #31 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 06:09:16 pm »
Play him tomorrow then send him to someone like Carlisle on loan for 5 months.
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« Reply #32 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 06:11:01 pm »
After the Checkatrade, 100% get him in the first team and tell him he's going to get a run of 5-6 starts, irrespective of how he performs.

Impossible to be any worse than Joselu.

If he can play wide or as a 10, even better.

You'd play him instead of Rondon? And start him for 6 games in a row?

I don't think you've thought this through

No where near Rondons level, if we aren’t arsed about the cup just play him or loan him.
Ashley please just f*** off

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Re: Elias Sørensen
« Reply #33 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 06:16:23 pm »
Can't wait to boo the SOFT DANISH c***.

f***ing bacon nonce.
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

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« Reply #34 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 06:57:38 pm »
After the Checkatrade, 100% get him in the first team and tell him he's going to get a run of 5-6 starts, irrespective of how he performs.

Impossible to be any worse than Joselu.

If he can play wide or as a 10, even better.

:lol: :lol:
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
Trump will do well man. Don't know why but I really feel this will be the case. Really hope it will come to be that way.

Offline AsprillasShinPad

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« Reply #35 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 06:58:04 pm »
After the Checkatrade, 100% get him in the first team and tell him he's going to get a run of 5-6 starts, irrespective of how he performs.

Impossible to be any worse than Joselu.

If he can play wide or as a 10, even better.

You'd play him instead of Rondon? And start him for 6 games in a row in the PL?

I don't think you've thought this through

No, I wouldn't.  I'd play him instead of Joselu, who has had games for us recently and if he can play wide, I'd start him ahead of Kenedy or Murphy.  And if he can play 10, I'd start him ahead of Perez.

I don't think you thought your post through.

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« Reply #36 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 06:58:26 pm »
After the Checkatrade, 100% get him in the first team and tell him he's going to get a run of 5-6 starts, irrespective of how he performs.

Impossible to be any worse than Joselu.

If he can play wide or as a 10, even better.

:lol: :lol:

Care to elaborate?

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« Reply #37 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 07:01:56 pm »
Yeah. You're suggesting playing a kid who has never kicked a ball in the PL, in a team that is fighting relegation for 5-6 games. It's absolutely insane. Talk about throwing him to the lions. What do you think is going to happen to him? he's not played a competitive game of football in his life ffs
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
Trump will do well man. Don't know why but I really feel this will be the case. Really hope it will come to be that way.

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Re: Elias Sørensen
« Reply #38 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 07:04:20 pm »
After the Checkatrade, 100% get him in the first team and tell him he's going to get a run of 5-6 starts, irrespective of how he performs.

Impossible to be any worse than Joselu.

If he can play wide or as a 10, even better.

You'd play him instead of Rondon? And start him for 6 games in a row in the PL?

I don't think you've thought this through

No, I wouldn't.  I'd play him instead of Joselu, who has had games for us recently and if he can play wide, I'd start him ahead of Kenedy or Murphy.  And if he can play 10, I'd start him ahead of Perez.

I don't think you thought your post through.

You wouldn't play him instead of Rondon but would play him instead of Joselu. When have the two ever started together? They certainly haven't for 5-6 games in a row

Offline ManDoon

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« Reply #39 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 07:05:50 pm »
He can't play out wide or number ten
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
Trump will do well man. Don't know why but I really feel this will be the case. Really hope it will come to be that way.

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« Reply #40 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 07:26:13 pm »
After the Checkatrade, 100% get him in the first team and tell him he's going to get a run of 5-6 starts, irrespective of how he performs.

Impossible to be any worse than Joselu.

If he can play wide or as a 10, even better.

You'd play him instead of Rondon? And start him for 6 games in a row in the PL?

I don't think you've thought this through

No, I wouldn't.  I'd play him instead of Joselu, who has had games for us recently and if he can play wide, I'd start him ahead of Kenedy or Murphy.  And if he can play 10, I'd start him ahead of Perez.

I don't think you thought your post through.

You wouldn't play him instead of Rondon but would play him instead of Joselu. When have the two ever started together? They certainly haven't for 5-6 games in a row

You know he means instead of Joselu when Joselu starts ahead of Rondon, as for the playing him out wide or as a number 10, nope.

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« Reply #41 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 07:30:52 pm »
You know who scored a lot of goals in ressie footbal? JOSELU
:lol: I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us.
Trump will do well man. Don't know why but I really feel this will be the case. Really hope it will come to be that way.

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« Reply #42 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 07:35:04 pm »
After the Checkatrade, 100% get him in the first team and tell him he's going to get a run of 5-6 starts, irrespective of how he performs.

Impossible to be any worse than Joselu.

If he can play wide or as a 10, even better.

You'd play him instead of Rondon? And start him for 6 games in a row in the PL?

I don't think you've thought this through

No, I wouldn't.  I'd play him instead of Joselu, who has had games for us recently and if he can play wide, I'd start him ahead of Kenedy or Murphy.  And if he can play 10, I'd start him ahead of Perez.

I don't think you thought your post through.

You wouldn't play him instead of Rondon but would play him instead of Joselu. When have the two ever started together? They certainly haven't for 5-6 games in a row

You know he means instead of Joselu when Joselu starts ahead of Rondon, as for the playing him out wide or as a number 10, nope.

He doesn't mean that he says start him for 5-6 games in a row, which Joselu doesn't do

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« Reply #43 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 07:47:24 pm »
After the Checkatrade, 100% get him in the first team and tell him he's going to get a run of 5-6 starts, irrespective of how he performs.

Impossible to be any worse than Joselu.

If he can play wide or as a 10, even better.

You'd play him instead of Rondon? And start him for 6 games in a row in the PL?

I don't think you've thought this through

No, I wouldn't.  I'd play him instead of Joselu, who has had games for us recently and if he can play wide, I'd start him ahead of Kenedy or Murphy.  And if he can play 10, I'd start him ahead of Perez.

I don't think you thought your post through.

You wouldn't play him instead of Rondon but would play him instead of Joselu. When have the two ever started together? They certainly haven't for 5-6 games in a row

You know he means instead of Joselu when Joselu starts ahead of Rondon, as for the playing him out wide or as a number 10, nope.

He doesn't mean that he says start him for 5-6 games in a row, which Joselu doesn't do

Good point, carry on...

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Re: Elias Sørensen
« Reply #44 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 08:08:24 pm »
WALK WITH ELIAS

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Re: Elias Sørensen
« Reply #45 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 08:34:08 pm »

RIP

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Re: Elias Sørensen
« Reply #46 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 08:37:36 pm »
I look forward to seeing him sign for Gateshead in 3 and a half years time.

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« Reply #47 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 08:38:58 pm »
WALK WITH ELIAS

He certainly won't have any issue getting people to hold their applause and shut their mouths. Silencing cell phones could be a challenge.

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« Reply #48 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 10:25:17 pm »
Just heard his interview, sounds like a propper Geordie :lol:

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« Reply #49 on: Monday 7 January 2019, 10:25:40 pm »
Yeah. You're suggesting playing a kid who has never kicked a ball in the PL, in a team that is fighting relegation for 5-6 games. It's absolutely insane. Talk about throwing him to the lions. What do you think is going to happen to him? he's not played a competitive game of football in his life ffs

So you'd rather play Joselu.  Yeah...