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Offline Consortium of one

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Re: US Election Clusterf*ckstravaganza - Primaries, etc.
« Reply #7575 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 05:40:36 PM »
I'm beginning to feel a Trump reelection is all but inevitable. 

What a stone cold embarrassment   :blackeye:


Offline YankeeToon

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« Reply #7576 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 05:45:04 PM »
I'm beginning to feel a Trump reelection is all but inevitable. 

What a stone cold embarrassment   :blackeye:



Honestly, it was always all but inevitable. Dictators rise to power on a wave of inevitability. 2nd term will be where he suspends elections indefinitely and declares the Democrats to be enemies of the state. To massive cheers from all those militia f***s who've been stockpiling guns to prevent a tyrannical government from seizing power.

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« Reply #7577 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 05:46:56 PM »
@thomas -- odds on Bernie surviving a steel chair blow?
Only Bernie can defeat Bernie now. Unless there’s some secret footage of him in 1928 leading a Klan rally nothing can touch him. All the oppo is out there. What, trumps going to call him a socialist!? NEWSFLASH GENIUSES: all republicans call dems socialists. He wrote a weird thought piece essay in 1976 or w/e and you think that sinks him? Unlatch your lamprey mouth from Neera Tandens asscheeks please.

Bunch a crybaby sissies who spent the last three years bleating our “b-b-but she won the popular vote” now stapling their nuts to the “state delegate equivalent” buttchug win in Iowa and Klobmentum in NH and Bernies still winning the popular vote and will continue to as well. Worthless slime ball cocksuckers. “Better things aren’t possible” is the mantra they have tattooed above their weird homonculus cloaca and it will kill them but they will all bend the knee.

Goddamn I am angry for a Thursday.

Edit: The above is really my frustration interacting with liberal/donut/gold rihng twitter recently and not anyone here.

Offline Mike

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« Reply #7578 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 05:50:16 PM »
:lol: That's like Jesse Ventura handing out chewing tobacco on the chopper. Goddamn, Tommy.

Offline leffe186

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« Reply #7579 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 05:52:11 PM »
:lol: Tommy's heart ain't got time to bleed.
Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.

Offline SEMTEX

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« Reply #7580 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 06:09:46 PM »
bloomy is paying for weird sponsored meta-meme ads with Instagram 'Influencers'... e.g....


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« Reply #7581 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 06:13:52 PM »





fml

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« Reply #7582 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 06:18:59 PM »
I don't want to live in a world where we cant trust social media influencers.

Offline thomas

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« Reply #7583 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 06:21:21 PM »
The kind of people who get their minds changed by social media influencers look at childproof aspirin caps like they’re goddamn MENSA exams, no way do they mouth-breathe their way into a voting booth and figure out how to slap down a vote.

Offline cubaricho

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« Reply #7584 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 06:23:35 PM »
bloomy is paying for weird sponsored meta-meme ads with Instagram 'Influencers'... e.g....



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Offline thomas

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« Reply #7585 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 06:24:03 PM »
No hate on anyone using Bloomberg’s desperation to get themselves a payday tbh.

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« Reply #7586 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 07:10:15 PM »
<<<<<<< N-O influencer open for business @bigmickbloomberg
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« Reply #7587 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 07:17:18 PM »
... NOT A BAD IDEA THAT

Offline thomas

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« Reply #7588 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 08:10:59 PM »

Trump would absolutely eat his lunch. What even is that retort.

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Offline Aphrodite

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« Reply #7590 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 08:50:53 PM »

He's done it again :lol: Trump threatening to restrict New York's travel rights if they keep investigating him
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« Reply #7591 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 09:16:26 PM »
It's absolutely insane how bad this all is and how we could easily have 4 more years of this

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« Reply #7592 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 09:32:05 PM »
Barr next on the list to be fired?

Offline cubaricho

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« Reply #7593 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 09:33:59 PM »
Isn't Barr helping Donny out a ton?
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Offline thomas

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« Reply #7594 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 09:34:59 PM »
Isn't Barr helping Donny out a ton?
Aye but he's basically just said "hey idiot, I can't do my f***ing job if you keep running your mouth" https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/13/politics/barr-trump-twitter/index.html

Donny pissing off a fat owl in a Steve Bannon mask.

Offline Raconteur

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« Reply #7595 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 09:42:55 PM »
Isn't Barr helping Donny out a ton?
Aye but he's basically just said "hey idiot, I can't do my f***ing job if you keep running your mouth" https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/13/politics/barr-trump-twitter/index.html

Donny pissing off a fat owl in a Steve Bannon mask.

Imagine if he had to get another AG - who could possibly come after Sessions and Barr?!?
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« Reply #7596 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 09:44:56 PM »
Isn't Barr helping Donny out a ton?
Aye but he's basically just said "hey idiot, I can't do my f***ing job if you keep running your mouth" https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/13/politics/barr-trump-twitter/index.html

Donny pissing off a fat owl in a Steve Bannon mask.

Imagine if he had to get another AG - who could possibly come after Sessions and Barr?!?
If Ashley's reign has taught me anything it's that there's always some desperate chump willing to come in :lol:

Offline B-more Mag

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« Reply #7597 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 09:49:14 PM »
Isn't Barr helping Donny out a ton?
Aye but he's basically just said "hey idiot, I can't do my f***ing job if you keep running your mouth" https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/13/politics/barr-trump-twitter/index.html

Donny pissing off a fat owl in a Steve Bannon mask.

The job in question not being the AG, but being Trump's Tom Hagen.

Offline B-more Mag

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« Reply #7598 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 09:53:04 PM »
This is about right:


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« Reply #7599 on: Thursday 13 February 2020, 10:48:09 PM »

Trump would absolutely eat his lunch. What even is that retort.

I'm astounded that s**** got a laugh. His entire audience is on the payroll. His entire campaign is that little boy from the Twilight Zone.