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Will Sunderland Be Promoted from LEAGUE ONE? 0 = No chance 10 = Definitely

0
65 (20%)
1
11 (3.4%)
2
11 (3.4%)
3
18 (5.5%)
4
12 (3.7%)
5
69 (21.2%)
6
24 (7.4%)
7
39 (12%)
8
30 (9.2%)
9
12 (3.7%)
10
34 (10.5%)

Total Members Voted: 325

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Offline samptime29

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #25 on: Sunday 15 April 2018, 09:55:39 pm »
Doon  :p

Offline WarrenBartonCentrePartin

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Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline TK-421

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #27 on: Sunday 15 April 2018, 10:08:35 pm »
Just realised who 'Uncal Mick' reminds me of...



'The Firm' remake was in 2009... maybe they modeled new 'Bex' on Uncal Mick??  ;D
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Offline Unbelievable!

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #28 on: Sunday 15 April 2018, 10:11:04 pm »
:lol:

Offline POOT

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #29 on: Sunday 15 April 2018, 10:17:49 pm »
Genuinely funny times in the forum's history :lol:
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Offline JUICE690

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« Reply #30 on: Sunday 15 April 2018, 10:39:36 pm »

Offline JUICE690

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« Reply #31 on: Sunday 15 April 2018, 10:40:19 pm »

Offline JUICE690

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« Reply #32 on: Sunday 15 April 2018, 10:41:14 pm »


Good times.  :lol:

Offline Charlies

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #33 on: Sunday 15 April 2018, 11:16:26 pm »
Sunderland :lol:

Offline Chris_R

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« Reply #34 on: Sunday 15 April 2018, 11:17:25 pm »


Is this true? This can't be true. Can it? :lol:

Offline Charlies

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #35 on: Sunday 15 April 2018, 11:19:13 pm »


Is this true? This can't be true. Can it? :lol:

He's definitely hoyed more fingers up than Colback has recently.

Offline Disco

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« Reply #36 on: Sunday 15 April 2018, 11:22:02 pm »


Didn’t realise Napoleon Dynamite was a Mick.

Offline Stifleaay

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« Reply #37 on: Sunday 15 April 2018, 11:22:29 pm »


Offline madras

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #39 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 12:13:44 am »
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline Vivian Darkbloom

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #40 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 12:14:06 am »
Where did these photos come from? Were they taken from facebook?

Offline Optimistic Nut

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #41 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 07:29:41 am »
https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/newcastle-fc.1425889/page-51

The Great MES's post. :lol:

Ignoring the fact their "Great Escapes" would have been similar. (ie, beating a mid-table Chelsea and Everton who's manager was about to leave the last time they did it)
 
Edit: Just seen Sima mention that to him.
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Offline Unbelievable!

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« Reply #42 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 07:58:31 am »
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We're officially the biggest club outside the top two divisions. It might actually become kind of like a hipster badge of honour to support us now. You'll see people wearing retro Sunderland shirts in London hipster bars.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/now-were-a-league-one-side.1426722/

:lol:

Offline Wilson

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #43 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 08:10:29 am »
Honestly, the craic on there is horrendous.

'best get yourself down to Greggs it opens in 11 hours'

You can feel the bitterness.

Offline BlueStar

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« Reply #44 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 09:30:43 am »
Honestly, the craic on there is horrendous.

'best get yourself down to Greggs it opens in 11 hours'

You can feel the bitterness.

This whole "gravy stained Greggs lovers" stuff is such a bizarre thing to try and run with.  If you're a team from elsewhere in the country you could probably have a dig at the north east in general for being home to unfit, overweight, pastie munching northerners.  But Sunderland is the bottom of even that particularly greasy barrel.

Sunderland has the highest rate of hospital admissions in the country as a result of obesity, new figures have revealed.

Sunderland school pupil identified as worst example of obesity epidemic

Figures show 68% of people in Sunderland are overweight or obese


Sunderland fans are fattest in Premier League - report

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Who ate all the pies? Sunderland fans, according to a new health report. An online survey from NHS Choices claims that the Black Cats have the Premier League's fattest supporters, munching their way through a mountain of crisps, sweets, pasties and pies.
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Anne Metcalf, 57, sales assistant, said: "Newcastle are just as bad. Anywhere is just as bad."
Tommy Leng, 53, of Hendon, added: "I'm healthy, get lots of exercise. I've been following the team for 32 years now and Newcastle are the worst."


Offline Wilson

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #45 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 09:35:38 am »
:lol:

"Sunderland fans are fattest in Premier League - Report"

Nothing like a nice, cutting headline.

Offline Northerngimp

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #46 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 09:42:06 am »
Why would you deface your own property over a rival football team.  The mind boggles.

Offline pinkeye

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #47 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 09:45:42 am »
Why would you deface your own property over a rival football team.  The mind boggles.

That, in Sunderland, is the equivalent of someone from Gosforth putting up some really expensive and tasteful Christmas lights around their property to celebrate the festive season.  Clearly in Sun'lun they spend their entire existence trying to display something....  anything...  that would make people notice them above their nearest neighbours in football.

Offline Disco

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« Reply #48 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 09:54:58 am »
Speak for yourself, I'm buying a bog and some marker pens to decorate outside my gaff on the way home tonight.

Offline Wallsendmag

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Re: sunder↓and
« Reply #49 on: Monday 16 April 2018, 10:30:58 am »
Honestly, the craic on there is horrendous.

'best get yourself down to Greggs it opens in 11 hours'

You can feel the bitterness.

This whole "gravy stained Greggs lovers" stuff is such a bizarre thing to try and run with.  If you're a team from elsewhere in the country you could probably have a dig at the north east in general for being home to unfit, overweight, pastie munching northerners.  But Sunderland is the bottom of even that particularly greasy barrel.

Sunderland has the highest rate of hospital admissions in the country as a result of obesity, new figures have revealed.

Sunderland school pupil identified as worst example of obesity epidemic

Figures show 68% of people in Sunderland are overweight or obese


Sunderland fans are fattest in Premier League - report

Quote
Who ate all the pies? Sunderland fans, according to a new health report. An online survey from NHS Choices claims that the Black Cats have the Premier League's fattest supporters, munching their way through a mountain of crisps, sweets, pasties and pies.
...
Anne Metcalf, 57, sales assistant, said: "Newcastle are just as bad. Anywhere is just as bad."
Tommy Leng, 53, of Hendon, added: "I'm healthy, get lots of exercise. I've been following the team for 32 years now and Newcastle are the worst."



Wonder if they're also the fattest in the Championship and if they'll be the fattest in the 3rd division as well should they end up there?
Sunderland AFC - The club that knowingly played a paedophile