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Offline Darth Crooks

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Re: Shola Ameobi - Ashley apologist
« Reply #10425 on: Saturday 13 October 2018, 09:36:56 PM »
See he’s sprouted up as a pundit on Soccer Saturday. Somebody needs to tell him to stop clicking his f***ing pen.

He only ever clicked with pens

Offline AsprillasShinPad

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Re: Shola Ameobi - Ashley apologist
« Reply #10426 on: Saturday 13 October 2018, 10:08:04 PM »
Shola was our fourth choice striker for years and only because a 1st XI player when Ashley came in.

Peak Shola was ten times better than the utter s*** we have now though.

A very average player, but at least he sometimes put the ball in the net, something that can't be said for the utter melts playing up front for us now.

Offline xLiaaamx

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« Reply #10427 on: Saturday 13 October 2018, 10:19:02 PM »
Nah. Shola was about equal to Joselu. He went f***ing years without scoring early on, even before the injuries.

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« Reply #10428 on: Saturday 13 October 2018, 10:28:40 PM »
Nah. Shola was about equal to Joselu. He went f***ing years without scoring early on, even before the injuries.
Shola pre hip injury was a far superior player than joselu.

Offline Minhosa

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« Reply #10429 on: Saturday 13 October 2018, 10:29:53 PM »
Was f***ing comically bad on Soccer Saturday today. f***ing hopeless.

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Re: Shola Ameobi - Ashley apologist
« Reply #10430 on: Saturday 13 October 2018, 11:41:19 PM »
Was f***ing comically bad on Soccer Saturday today. f***ing hopeless.
I didn't see him, but Paul Merson is on most Saturday's so their standards are low.
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Offline jonny1403

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Re: Shola Ameobi - Ashley apologist
« Reply #10431 on: Thursday 1 November 2018, 01:40:31 PM »


Shola was on Soccer AM - took around 7 attempts to even get a volley on target  :lol:

Offline geordie john

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Re: Shola Ameobi - Ashley apologist
« Reply #10432 on: Thursday 1 November 2018, 01:53:19 PM »
So he's not changed in the years that he's been away?
Cut me and I bleed black and white

Offline Dinho lad

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Re: Shola Ameobi - Ashley apologist
« Reply #10433 on: Thursday 1 November 2018, 01:54:21 PM »
Useless piece of s***.

Offline geordiedean

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Re: Shola Ameobi - Ashley apologist
« Reply #10434 on: Thursday 1 November 2018, 02:29:04 PM »
How he scored that scissor kick volley against the Mackems still amazes me completely. What a f***ing finish though
and now Tudor's gone down for Newcastle

Offline geordie john

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Re: Shola Ameobi - Ashley apologist
« Reply #10435 on: Thursday 1 November 2018, 02:48:03 PM »
Sadly I actually think the scissors kick still amazes Ameobi
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Offline reefatoon

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« Reply #10436 on: Thursday 1 November 2018, 04:52:25 PM »
He was still in the process of swinging his leg from an attempt 10 minutes earlier.

Offline geordiedean

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« Reply #10437 on: Thursday 1 November 2018, 05:35:54 PM »
He was still in the process of swinging his leg from an attempt 10 minutes earlier.

The whole goal was f***ing amazing though from Danny Simpsons pinpoint cross to Andy Carrolls bullet header against the bar to Shola finishing like he was Tony Yeboah
and now Tudor's gone down for Newcastle

Offline Aiston

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Re: Shola Ameobi - Ashley apologist
« Reply #10438 on: Friday 2 November 2018, 09:58:40 AM »
His penalties are still pretty spot on at least. :lol:


Offline Astroblack

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Re: Shola Ameobi - Ashley apologist
« Reply #10440 on: Sunday 4 November 2018, 09:58:25 PM »
Would prefer Shola go into commentary. Think he'd be alright.

Offline Gorilla

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« Reply #10441 on: Sunday 4 November 2018, 10:57:06 PM »
Would prefer Shola go into commentary. Think he'd be alright.
We will see such lines as.....


I used to have a red hat.

I didn't miss many penalties but I could never work out why.

Offline Chris_R

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« Reply #10442 on: Sunday 4 November 2018, 11:51:56 PM »
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Ameobi, who made 397 appearances for Newcastle

Jesus. f***ing. Christ.

Then he has the nerve to criticise other people for not scoring enough goals. Is it possible to die of irony?

Offline Minhosa

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« Reply #10443 on: Monday 5 November 2018, 09:47:45 AM »
Would prefer Shola go into commentary. Think he'd be alright.

He's honestly as thick as f*** when you listen to him on Sky. He was laughably bad when he did Soccer Saturday.

Offline Ian W

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« Reply #10444 on: Monday 5 November 2018, 10:04:21 AM »
Would prefer Shola go into commentary. Think he'd be alright.

I'd prefer him to go into permanent exile on the moon.

Offline Slim

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Re: Shola Ameobi - Ashley apologist
« Reply #10445 on: Friday 16 November 2018, 08:10:05 AM »
Shola is at my work blowing the whistle for a 24 hour charity match.  Got my apple for him to sign

Offline TooonDoom

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Re: Shola Ameobi - Ashley apologist
« Reply #10446 on: Saturday 18 January 2020, 07:43:41 PM »
Horrendous interview with Steve Bruce on tv. It’s hard to watch he can’t get a sentence out.