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Will we sign another player this summer?

Aye
86 (30.9%)
Nay
192 (69.1%)

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Author Topic: Newcastle United transfer rumours  (Read 986235 times)

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Offline gdm

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14175 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 05:59:40 PM »
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Offline Hhtoon

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14176 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 06:03:24 PM »
Awww s***, more HTT Mexican jokes incoming  :suicide:

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14177 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 06:03:50 PM »
It’ll be someone for the U23 squad and will follow the likes of Pablo Bonvin & Estaban Lopez into oblivion.

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14178 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 06:05:41 PM »
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Cheap for a reason? Has he got one leg?

Offline joeyt

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14179 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 06:08:38 PM »
Wonder if he's out of contract soon which is why he's cheap

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14180 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 06:33:32 PM »
He's coming home,
He's coming home,
Swarfega's coming home.
Bullshitters misrepresent themselves to their audience not as liars do, that is, by deliberately making false claims about what is true. In fact, bullshit need not be untrue at all.

Rather, bullshitters seek to convey a certain impression of themselves without being concerned about whether anything at all is true. They quietly change the rules governing their end of the conversation so that claims about truth and falsity are irrelevant.

Offline Toon No9

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14181 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 06:38:19 PM »
Could it be Marrony, the brazilian forward kid we were linked with last year.

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14182 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 06:44:27 PM »
Caio Ferreira is finally coming!!!

Online Pilko

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14183 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 06:48:29 PM »
Sherman Andres Cardenas must be about 23, 24 by now
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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14184 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 07:02:47 PM »
Could it be Cacapa come to fix our centre back crisis?
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Offline toontownman

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14185 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 07:22:22 PM »
Could it be Marrony, the brazilian forward kid we were linked with last year.
Would be a good shout except he just moved to Atlético-MG in June for 2m. Doesn't mean there hasn't been some shenanigans and they are making a shady profit selling him to us. Quite a price drop from 10.7m to 2m in a season though.
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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14186 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 07:30:34 PM »
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Be someone that's been to jail, is going to jail, or has done something ropey af then :lol:
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline Dinho lad

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14187 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 07:54:44 PM »
This Mexican patter is f***ing tiresome seriously

There are s*** loads more stuff that are tiresome on here.

The clique...

Yep, they're the most responsible.

Offline Ghandis Flip-Flop

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14188 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 08:00:28 PM »
What age is Kenedy now?

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14189 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 08:05:37 PM »

Offline joeyt

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14190 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 08:06:36 PM »
He's just joined Granada on loan

Offline The Ideal Crash

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14191 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 08:07:37 PM »
What age is Kenedy now?

24 😮

His career is quickly going down the toilet. On his second loan spell with a lower La Liga club. Doesn’t appear to be showing any sort of ambition to be playing to his ability.

*edit - lower as in mid table before the nit pickers nit pick

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14192 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 08:12:37 PM »
Anyone at Shakhtar? Similar to Ferreyra - get them out an unsafe area?
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I was a pure creep when I was a kid tbf. Used to spunk in deoderant can lids too

Offline neesy111

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14193 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 08:18:01 PM »
He's just joined Granada on loan

Not bad, lovely place.

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14194 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 08:18:02 PM »
Anyone at Shakhtar? Similar to Ferreyra - get them out an unsafe area?
Tete, Marcos Antonio, Maycon, Marquinhos Cipriano and Fernando all are U24 and Brazillian.

Offline Hhtoon

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14195 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 08:34:48 PM »
Why can't Nixon just f***ing tell us  :rant:

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14196 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 08:55:02 PM »
Marcao is 24, linked a few weeks back

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14197 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 08:56:42 PM »
A rumour says it’s Maxi Lopez. Age 24.

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14198 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 08:58:16 PM »
Sorry, Maxi Gomez :lol:

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Re: Newcastle United transfer rumours
« Reply #14199 on: Wednesday 16 September 2020, 09:00:20 PM »
Sounds to good be true though. He’s good, isn’t he?