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Offline Ian W

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1475 on: Wednesday 11 February 2015, 09:01:44 pm »
There was a group of 4 people wandering aimlessly round the gym today. Why do you need to work out in a group of 4?

I need people to spot me on my 4kg dumbbells.

Offline Disco

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« Reply #1476 on: Wednesday 11 February 2015, 10:09:55 pm »
When you bae does this...

Wish your 'bae' would fall into a vat of acid so you could feel a smidgeon of the utter anguish I feel when you use that word.

Just because he doesn't like football, that's a bit harsh.

Offline Kid Icarus

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« Reply #1477 on: Thursday 12 February 2015, 09:48:43 am »
February.

Every year I think I might have gotten away with it and then it's a pure horror show.
Dead in the middle of Little Italy little did we know that we riddled some middle men who didn't do diddely.


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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1478 on: Thursday 12 February 2015, 11:26:10 am »
Cerys Matthews voice.

Offline henke

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« Reply #1479 on: Thursday 12 February 2015, 11:40:26 am »
There was a group of 4 people wandering aimlessly round the gym today. Why do you need to work out in a group of 4?

Whichever pool I use there's always a group of 4 old women wafting up and down, getting in everyone's way. They're not even swimming.

Offline Nobody

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« Reply #1480 on: Thursday 12 February 2015, 01:13:39 pm »
February.

Every year I think I might have gotten away with it and then it's a pure horror show.
Easily the worst month of the year. November can be a right c*** as well mind, but February steals it for me. Still cold as f***, still dark, no holidays, nothing to look forward to as March can easily be snowy and cold as well. Can't wait for spring to come around, f***ing love spring and summer.

Offline steve_69

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1481 on: Thursday 12 February 2015, 01:17:30 pm »
People who speed up when you go to overtake them. Infuriating pricks!

On a similar note, my sister sticks the Vs up at anyone who overtakes her and calls them a w*****.  It's like being overtaken is a personal insult.

Offline TheHoob

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« Reply #1482 on: Thursday 12 February 2015, 02:33:01 pm »
People who decide to overtake on a dual carriageway just as you're getting to the point where a slip road merges. Makes it a right pain in the arse to make space for new cars if it's busy.

Offline Ian W

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« Reply #1483 on: Thursday 12 February 2015, 02:42:12 pm »
I defend against overtakers on single-lane roads like that, and against undertakers the same way. I'm already going above the speed limit people, f*** off.

Offline TheHoob

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1484 on: Thursday 12 February 2015, 04:01:23 pm »
People who chomp crisps.

Offline Northerngimp

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« Reply #1486 on: Thursday 12 February 2015, 07:45:47 pm »
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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1487 on: Thursday 12 February 2015, 08:25:59 pm »
People who decide to overtake on a dual carriageway just as you're getting to the point where a slip road merges. Makes it a right pain in the arse to make space for new cars if it's busy.

You should be better prepared ;)

By driving to the conditions and making sure your windscreen washer fluid is topped up !

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1488 on: Friday 13 February 2015, 11:05:08 am »
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***. What a s*** role model.

Offline Ian W

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1489 on: Friday 13 February 2015, 11:18:34 am »
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***. What a s*** role model.

What's he done now?

Offline Disco

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1490 on: Friday 13 February 2015, 11:24:36 am »
Just spiked Diesel with ketamine.

Offline B-more Mag

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1491 on: Friday 13 February 2015, 11:37:44 am »
Well, that's not very useful.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1492 on: Friday 13 February 2015, 11:43:18 am »
Those troublesome trucks were the worst.

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1493 on: Friday 13 February 2015, 01:08:23 pm »
He's just a spiteful little s***. They all are. Bunch of steaming anal fissures.

Offline Ian W

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1494 on: Friday 13 February 2015, 01:31:11 pm »
I wouldn't watch Thomas when I was kid, it freaked me out.

Offline Disco

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1495 on: Friday 13 February 2015, 01:42:25 pm »
Used to buzz off playing the game on the Amiga.

Offline Jill

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1496 on: Friday 13 February 2015, 09:04:07 pm »
People who are content to let others sort out holidays, nights out etc then twist when the plans aren't to their liking. Get off your f***ing lazy arse and price it up yourself then.

Offline Neil

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1497 on: Friday 13 February 2015, 09:08:21 pm »
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

Well I needed a new sig.
Thomas the Tank Engine is a f***ing c***.

Offline JB

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« Reply #1498 on: Friday 13 February 2015, 09:50:28 pm »
 :lol: :lol:
I'm proper wet now. Want stifler to hockle on is.

Offline joeyt

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Re: Your Pet Hates
« Reply #1499 on: Friday 13 February 2015, 10:46:06 pm »
Reminds me of this

Zabaleta has a bigger engine than Gordon off Thomas The Tank Engine. Never stops.

A little research says Gordan broke down in season 1 episode 4.  Poor metaphor.