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Offline leffe186

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23225 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 02:19:57 pm »
:lol: Defoe doing what he does. #lad.
Obviously, I'm speaking of a hypothetical world in which there is a greater club than Tottenham.

Offline Ronaldo

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23226 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 02:25:41 pm »
Defoe's a cowardly ugly dwarf. Lets hope he sleeps with the wrong person's wife and gets a bullet in his knee, or better yet, his skull.

Offline George Bailey

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23227 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 02:29:05 pm »
But what do you really think Ron?? :lol:

Wonder if this Tony lad is some distant relative of mine, shall have to do some fishing.
Have to say she is nowt special.
'Us' = Stenhousemuir for the forseeable.

Offline geordiesteve710

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23228 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 03:05:04 pm »
More classy headlines for them...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3456850/Lapdancer-dumps-husband-Asda-car-park-Premier-League-star-Jermain-Defoe.html

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A mother-of-one lapdancer dumped her husband at an Asda car park on Valentine's Day and told him she wanted a divorce so she could move with Premier League footballer Jermain Defoe.
Rachel Calvert, 24, broke up with her husband of two years, Tony, 26, after agreeing to meet for 'crisis talks' at the supermarket car park near their Newcastle home last Sunday.
He was desperate to patch things up with the lapdancer, who he has a three-year-old daughter with, but she told him their relationship was over because she had started seeing 33-year-old Defoe.
Mrs Calvert has since moved in with the £70,000-a-week Sunderland footballer and has been spotted putting the bins out the front of his £2million mansion in Ponteland, Northumberland.

:lol:

Things not worked out with that 24/7 PA he was after then??
Log on to the N-O forum.
Check the transfer thread in the vague hope we might be going to spend some money, get p*ssed off.
Move to the Mike Ashley thread because I'm p*ssed off, get more p*ssed off.
Come to this thread to cheer myself up a bit.
Leave.
Repeat.

Offline LoveItIfWeBeatU

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23229 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 03:17:43 pm »
Things not worked out with that 24/7 PA he was after then??

Looks like it turned in to a two person job: -

http://www.jermaindefoe.com/contact

General Enquiries
Natalie Everett-Pain- natalie[at]defoeenterprises.com

Media and Commercial Enquires
Chonte Edgar - chonte[at]jermaindefoe.com
Thier is not a word. "Their" is the correct spelling.

Win, Lose or Draw. NOT "Loose"!

Offline Ketsbaia

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23230 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 03:19:48 pm »
He chose a threesome. Fair enough.

Offline Greg

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23231 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 03:35:00 pm »
Things not worked out with that 24/7 PA he was after then??

Looks like it turned in to a two person job: -

http://www.jermaindefoe.com/contact

General Enquiries
Natalie Everett-Pain- natalie[at]defoeenterprises.com

Media and Commercial Enquires
Chonte Edgar - chonte[at]jermaindefoe.com

I think the latter is some form of relation.

Offline mrmojorisin75

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23232 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 04:22:22 pm »
Chonte :lol:
So raise your fists and march around
Dont dare take what you need
I'll jail and bury those committed
And smother the rest in greed
Crawl with me into tomorrow
Or i'll drag you to your grave
I'm deep inside your children
They'll betray you in my name

Sleep now in the fire

Offline sbnufc

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23233 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:09:28 pm »
Spoiler
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wtf :serious:

Offline Shay's Given Tim Flowers

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23234 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:10:14 pm »
 :lol:

f*** me.

Offline Greg

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23235 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:10:31 pm »
Dear me.

Offline Bimpy474

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23236 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:11:48 pm »
 :facepalm:

Offline Stifleaay

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23237 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:12:26 pm »
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

Offline newsted

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23238 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:13:57 pm »
:facepalm:
:) As you were.

Offline Hanshithispantz

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23239 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:16:45 pm »
:lol: :lol: That video man, dear me.

Offline nemtizz

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23240 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:17:56 pm »
what

the

f***

Offline Hanshithispantz

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23241 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:19:07 pm »
Even by Stifler's standards that's really f***ing weird.

Offline Ronaldo

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23242 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:19:51 pm »
He's no better than Adam Johnson.

Offline Stifleaay

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23243 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:21:04 pm »
That video is grim.

Offline Dave

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23244 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:22:30 pm »
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

This Frozen or Hello Kitty?

Offline Doctor Zaius

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23245 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:25:55 pm »
Had a few dances off her when I've been in Blue velvet with friends. She's one of the ones who will push her fanny in your face, usually I like that but hers smells f***ing rotten. Only had dances off her because she agreed to take less money for the dances when me and my mate said we were skint.

:lol: :lol: what the f*** man

Offline Greg

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23246 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:26:07 pm »
:facepalm: :facepalm:

Offline Wullie

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23247 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:26:59 pm »
Christ almighty, this page. :lol:
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Offline Tiresias

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23248 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:28:29 pm »
Just waiting for the glasses to go in the pocket

Offline Big Geordie

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Re: sunderland - Adam Johnson sacked lol
« Reply #23249 on: Sunday 21 February 2016, 07:29:04 pm »
The truth points to itself