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« Reply #75 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:40:56 pm »
The fake commentary's hilarious. :lol:

Was just going to say...that commentary on the Maxi Rodriguez goal was just ridiculous :lol:

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« Reply #76 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:44:38 pm »
See those pen stats make no sense. 81% of pens in matches scored, but only 66% in pen shootouts. Aye, but almost all pens during matches are taken by experienced penalty-takers. Mongs.

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« Reply #77 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:45:17 pm »
I reckon Big Sam is having a soapy w*** in the bath to that show btw.
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« Reply #78 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 08:48:20 pm »
No surprise we're the worst pen takers. Useless c***s.

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« Reply #79 on: Saturday 5 June 2010, 09:50:19 pm »
I reckon Big Sam is having a soapy w*** in the bath to that show btw.

He's had a busy week:

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« Reply #80 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:20:34 am »
Thought Cambiasso's team goal for Argies should have been higher, absolutely love that goal
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« Reply #81 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:20:57 am »
SUNDAY 6 JUNE

12.00-12.30, ESPN: FIFA World Cup Official Film 1978

18.00-22.00, ITV1: Soccer Aid
There's no other football match like it. Where else would Zinedine Zidane pick up a lovely through ball from Mike Myers? Where else could you see Ricky Hatton elbow Gordon Ramsay off a cross or Alan Shearer embarrassed by some neat footwork from Simon Baker, star of The Mentalist? These names and dozens more join forces for an England v Rest of the World match in aid of Unicef.

21.00-22.00, BBC3: Wags, Kids and World Cup Dreams
Five WAGs experience the reality of life behind the World Cup gloss by working in some of the poorest, most deprived neighbourhoods in South Africa. The WAGs fly to White River, a poor rural district with one of the highest rates of HIV infection anywhere in South Africa, where their job is to work as foster mothers to children orphaned by AIDS. But for one of them the desperately poor conditions proves too difficult to deal with.

22.00-23.00, ITV1: Piers f***ing Morgan's f***ing World Cup South Africa Tosspotathon
In the build-up to Africa's first ever football World Cup, colossal t*** Piers Morgan journeys to South Africa and finds a country with a passion for football even greater than his own massive f***ing ego, the prick. He also discovers how the country has progressed since the end of apartheid twenty years ago.

22.00-23.00, ITV4: Soccer Aid Extra Time
Post-match bollocks


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« Reply #82 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 01:44:12 pm »
Thought Cambiasso's team goal for Argies should have been higher, absolutely love that goal

Better than Carlos Alberto's.

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« Reply #83 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 04:34:53 pm »
England v Cameroon from 1990 World Cup on ESPN Classic right now. 2nd half just starting.

Offline Heron

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« Reply #84 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:17:31 pm »
Piers Morgan programme on now - can't stand the t*** but might be good.

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« Reply #85 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:17:34 pm »
"Get the World Cup Piers Morgan style" = time to switch over.
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« Reply #86 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:18:34 pm »
Programme's theme will ultimately be undermined by the massive f***ing ballaching c*** that is Piers Morgan.

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« Reply #87 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:20:39 pm »
I'd rather put me ballsack in a vice than watch a TV show fronted  by Piers Morgan.

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« Reply #88 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:21:36 pm »
South Africa: if you thought apartheid was s***, just wait until you meet this w*****.

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« Reply #89 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:24:23 pm »
If anyone still has a thirst for goals, the top 50 Champions League goals is on SkyOne currently.
Consider winning

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« Reply #90 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:26:56 pm »
If anyone still has a thirst for goals, the top 50 Champions League goals is on SkyOne currently.

*Sky Two

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« Reply #91 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:30:05 pm »
Aye
Consider winning

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« Reply #92 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:33:48 pm »
If that was actually as off the cuff as it seemed and not completely staged, then, fair play Lampard. Nice gesture.

Piers Morgan is still t*** btw.
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
God man replacement's don't have to 100% of best to 100% of a replacement.
The are both white, both intellects, both middle class, both the typical 'people who would have thought could never do such a thing ', all traits of a Psychopath.

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« Reply #93 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:39:03 pm »
He's a right bell-end! "2 and a half billion people watching you - that's even more than I've had" - Yes, because your a t*** of the highest proportion.

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« Reply #94 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:41:02 pm »
He's a right bell-end! "2 and a half billion people watching you - that's even more than I've had" - Yes, because your a t*** of the highest proportion.

Aye, couldn't believe he actually said that. I rewinded it to make sure I hadn't misheard, he said it like such a c*** aswell. The unbelievable c***.
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
God man replacement's don't have to 100% of best to 100% of a replacement.
The are both white, both intellects, both middle class, both the typical 'people who would have thought could never do such a thing ', all traits of a Psychopath.

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« Reply #95 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 10:51:54 pm »
He's a right bell-end! "2 and a half billion people watching you - that's even more than I've had" - Yes, because your a t*** of the highest proportion.

Aye, couldn't believe he actually said that. I rewinded it to make sure I hadn't misheard, he said it like such a c*** aswell. The unbelievable c***.

Putting Piers' twattery aside - It makes you appreciate how much of a difference football makes to peoples lives and furthermore society.

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« Reply #96 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 11:10:18 pm »
f***ing hell they dropped that one out of the blue. What a sickener man. RIP to that bloke.
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
God man replacement's don't have to 100% of best to 100% of a replacement.
The are both white, both intellects, both middle class, both the typical 'people who would have thought could never do such a thing ', all traits of a Psychopath.

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« Reply #97 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 11:11:17 pm »
EDIT: R.I.P Singer dude! Fuckin' hell....  :thdn:

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« Reply #98 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 11:13:56 pm »
Is he deed? That singer? I haven't been paying attention...

Aye, died of meningitis just a week or so ago.

I put up with Morgantwat for that whole show and was left feeling depressed that the poor bloke died right at the end. Man.
Before that why didn't the Wigan fans just walk the the Stewart's, the Stewart's only went up to the touchline, their was a big gap between the end of the Stewart's and the stand they could have walked through.
God man replacement's don't have to 100% of best to 100% of a replacement.
The are both white, both intellects, both middle class, both the typical 'people who would have thought could never do such a thing ', all traits of a Psychopath.

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« Reply #99 on: Sunday 6 June 2010, 11:15:49 pm »
It's kind of made me want South Africa to do well in the World Cup that show...