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Offline Mike

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The random thoughts thread
« on: Friday 28 May 2010, 02:20:40 am »
Is there a thread like this already? Maybe Dave can merge th....

 :-[


Anyhow. I have an irrational fear of saying "That guy looks familiar" when out in the real world, because I'm terrified that one day it will turn out that they're a porn star.  :blush:
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Offline Keefaz

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #1 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 02:27:19 am »
You know it's happened, though.

Offline Mike

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #2 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 02:30:20 am »
It's got to be an absolute nightmare. I mean, you never ever look at the guy, but you see them subconsciously. That's some dangerous s*** when you're just walking around.

Offline Cajun

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #3 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 08:11:59 am »
This is going to be an awesome thread, I always have random s*** going on in my head but nowhere to really put it.

When I was younger (I mean an age where you shouldn't even be thinking about this stuff) I used to have an irrational fear that my "girlfriends" were lady boys.

Offline FrenchWilliam

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #4 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 10:08:38 am »
This is going to be an awesome thread, I always have random s*** going on in my head but nowhere to really put it.

When I was younger (I mean an age where you shouldn't even be thinking about this stuff) I used to have an irrational fear that my "girlfriends" were lady boys.

Once bitten, twice shy?

Offline Jimburst

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #5 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 10:32:57 am »
I always want to step in fresh dog s***.
A splatterhouse turd done in the manky toilets of a discotheque, brought on my the consumption of cowies or toot.

Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #6 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 10:37:47 am »
I sometimes have the urge to eat cat food  :-*

Offline Pilko

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #7 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 10:42:58 am »
Boy, Americans sure are crap.
"Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car. Perception." - David Brent

Offline FrenchWilliam

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #8 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 10:46:10 am »
Some of the girl ones are alright though.

Offline Gash?

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #9 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 11:33:18 am »
I'm sure i made one of these threads

Offline Kaizero

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #10 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 11:35:15 am »
Watching the speed/pressure of the blood squirting out of your arm into those blood sample glasses when the doc's taking blood samples is enthralling and amazing.
That's what I do, I drink and I know things.

Offline Keefaz

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #11 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 12:06:39 pm »
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:

Offline Kaizero

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #12 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 12:08:16 pm »
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:



tbh
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Offline Disco

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #13 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 12:12:48 pm »
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:

I'm the same but with tripping people up.


Offline Jill

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #14 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 12:14:59 pm »
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:

Me too. ;D Or pushing people in front of the metro, just as it's pulling into the station. Or even jumping myself, not to kill myself or owt but just to see how everyone would react. Now I definitely sound like a mental.

Offline Mike

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #15 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 12:16:14 pm »
:kasper: You pack of crazy b******s.

Offline Jimburst

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #16 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 12:17:42 pm »
Walking past people in crowds I sometimes have an almost irresistible urge to punch them in the face. I hope this doesn't mean I'm a mental. :undecided:

Me too. ;D Or pushing people in front of the metro, just as it's pulling into the station. Or even jumping myself, not to kill myself or owt but just to see how everyone would react. Now I definitely sound like a mental.

I think like that in the Metro, also on top of really big buildings or high heights. I reckon it's why I'm scared of heights, because once I'm up there, there's a voice in my head that wonders what it's like to jump.

I'm in no way suicidal, just something in my head says it's be interesting.
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Offline Kaizero

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #17 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 12:17:55 pm »
Sometimes when I'm up in the mountain standing next to some cliff edges, I feel like throwing myself off. f***ing inner turmoil fighting the urge to be the first person to become a birdman.
That's what I do, I drink and I know things.

Offline Mike

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #18 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 01:17:21 pm »
Boy, Americans sure are crap.

 :-* I still love you, Pilko.

bywater

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #19 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 01:21:21 pm »
I always think about how adept wasps are at entering via the smallest possible gap at the window, but once you open the remaining windows full blast, they never seem to find their way out.

Offline Keefaz

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #20 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 03:41:44 pm »
I had a friend at uni called Greg Chan who I called Gregorian Chant. How funny am I?

firetotheworks

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #21 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 03:53:54 pm »
Sometimes I think of the most terrible thing to do, or say in a certain situation just because I know it's wrong. My mate gets it too, he once told me that everyone was talking about some lass who was pregnant, and was in the conversation too, and he burst out laughing thinking about what situation would arise if he butted in and said 'imagine if it was still-born!?'

That's the type of thing I mean.

Offline Keefaz

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #22 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 03:55:27 pm »
Sounds like one of my mates. Gets him in trouble sometimes, tbh. :lol:

firetotheworks

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #23 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 03:57:49 pm »
Sounds like one of my mates. Gets him in trouble sometimes, tbh. :lol:

It's probably the same lad, he hangs around with Keefaz types.

Offline Keefaz

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Re: The random thoughts thread.
« Reply #24 on: Friday 28 May 2010, 03:58:43 pm »
:lol: